This world could be so cool. There so much amazing technological advancements and there’s so many incredibly talented and unique people. But first we gotta kill dudes like Nick Fuentes

Touching your balls with hot chicken hands

Anime is constantly at odds between the online fascists and lefties because it’s an inherently super gay medium but every show is also insanely misogynistic, racist, homophobic etc

This is 99% of what texting should be used for

Her: Your ass better not be transfem Norman from Interpol’s 2005 music video for Evil Me:

Buuuh but if we had socialized healthcare what about muh wait times I hope that chicken kills him

Dumbass cybertruck taking up entire crosswalk, kill yourself dude

AARGH.. Get Back! AH… I-I can’t.. can’t hold it back anymore!.. I’m-.. I’m Going WOKE

Someone I know just shared a clip of Obama in like 2012 getting booed for deportations and he replied he couldn’t do anything and they needed to vote for more democrats and I think if anything Trump has shown what a bald faced lie that was

Me and My Husband Bought Two Shipping Containers. And After 750 Thousand Dollars in Renovations We Now Have Our Dream Home in Upstate Wisconsin

It’s just wild to me people can say this and then in the next breath be like “and the answer is marginal reforms”

(Shaking) Who Did that to him?

My body has the ability to process lactose

We should be able to ethically continue football by absorbing the CTE from every player and giving it to Aaron Rodgers

Panthers going all the way…

It’s understandable to be upset Kamala fell off the grid post election. But understand this; she’s been studying the immortal science. She’s been doing self crit. She’s answered the contradictions

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

Working on my D&D character the Manosphere Wizard. He forces his views into every conversation. He says earth magic and healing is for witches. He only casts fireball and gets funding from shady sources

This is like those random grotesque closeups on SpongeBob

Nick Fuentes kinda look like Rich Evans

You can solve a lot of problems by making a lasagna and eating it for 3 days

@mcuban.bsky.social you hurtin for cash or something buddy??

Watching Him and Hers. Jon Berenthal is trying his hardest but his Southern accent is at compete odds with his innate desire to be from New Jersey

Me in 2016!! Crazy how time flies!

Andy Cohen is an FBI asset

Jon Stewart was patient zero for infotaining the news and it made our country significantly stupider and he should never be forgiven

Don’t know if I can watch the gay hockey show this guy looks too much like yassified Zach Braff

Look at my resistance party dog we’re all gonna die

Come on now (time traveler who diverted a 9/11 plane watching the demo still blow anyway)

JD Vance looks like he used to bite other kids in the ball pit

Probably one of the most evergreen tweets for like a decade now

Might get really into concoctions this year

Gavin Newsom is going to run on instantly vaporizing immigrants rather than using camps. Liberals will say “at least he gets things DONE👏👏”

There is a person on Instagram who has become every popular in left groups and she always begins her videos reminding you she was a captain in the army as an intelligence officer. Idk her personally, maybe she is being honest, but that should still set some sirens off

The reason I like horror films is that’s where imagination lives. I don’t need Euphoria to tell me kids doing drugs is bad. I don’t need the Crown telling me prince Phillip was a Nazi I know that. I want to know what happens when the soul of a murdered child inhabits a funhouse animatronic

#BREAKING Jared Fogle has presented Donald Trump with his 2011 Pedophile of the Year award

Durham NC has weed dispensaries now. The woke mind virus grows…

keep fighting

Apparently my evil cop uncle told everyone he was going to Columbia to meet a woman he’s been talking to but literally everyone else in my whole family says he’s on a gay cruise

They’re talking about milk but this shit is so soy. Embarrassing as hell man

what a legend lmao

So what does the “be calm and vote” crowd do if he hypothetically did cancel elections

Who does Jon Hamm owe money too?

Every one of those “my day after my 9-5” videos is just a dude working out and neglecting his wife

Flying into RDU airport. The Crown Jewel of the Appalachias!!