I don’t see Scooby doo as a pet. He’s an equal to the rest of the Mystery Team

Insanely funny move to do when people are arguing if they really own GTA6 because there’s no disc available and a bunch of freaks will tell you you’re paranoid if you say no

He’s already one of the most qualified (left his wife for an Instagram model 1/3 his age)

LOVE ISLAND SPOILER: I didn’t even know he came out as a Casa Amor bombshell, but I’m glad Wallace Shawn is staying on the island

I took that quiz and it said I’m pretty much perfect in most ways. The ones that matter. I’d show you but I can’t figure out how

It's a small graphic design detail, but the loitering guy on TTC signage is actually in front of the red slash, casually leaning against it, making him look *unbelievably* cool.

I played a dj set of industrial noisescapes for abandoned baby elephants and they trampled me to death

Jeffries does not have that juice Pelosi did when it came to making people fall in line. Good luck dork

I hope people who need to use alt text know that everyone is lying to you. Every photo on here is of a penis. I don’t like it either

Chuck Schumer reportedly saying “Zohran can have it” as he abandons the Democrats to reform the Whig Party

I worked at a coffee shop in like 2008 at a mall in NC that was owned by a 21 year old guy. Once we ran out of milk so I went with him to the grocery store to get more. He showed me how to poorly write numbers so they couldn’t cash a check until later in the week. Kids don’t get that these days

Do you think the guy who wrote Boss Baby was like “I’m locked the fuck in, I’m changing the culture”

They’ve gone beyond the say it again Bart meme of rich kids claiming they bought their own house and they’re just saying rich parents is the only way to do it

I struggle with my feelings on DSA but will offer critical support for their victories. On the one hand they’re the only left aligned group winning elections. On the other hand a majority of DSA members I’ve met (and I get this is anecdotal) want to tweak capitalism not abandon it

I keep getting this ad for some energy drink and I could’ve sworn this guy was a kirkified meme

When I see stuff like this I remember that video of Diane Feinstein telling a bunch of children she didn’t really care about environmentalism because those kids couldn’t vote. Establishment dems were so comfortable in power they never considered their ruthlessness inspiring a new politic

Maybe the working with conservative democrats is part of the problem playboy!

If you fall off Carlsons schtick you should be subjected to a wallet check every time you leave your house

I’ve been doing more lathe work recently so naturally I’ve been watching videos of people turning. I will always advocate for safety but this is the craziest PPE ive ever seen

Having this catastrophic of a failure immediately after an election where the right wing crank candidate made the liberal response to fires a core issue is not good. Karen Bass hasn’t even really laid out a plan on how this is being addressed

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

Is this good

Hey what’s up everybody I made up a stupid name and if you look at this graph, no one’s even heard it before

Why does the Bigfoot documentary I’m watching have a ten minute segment about how evil the USSR was

We up. They hate us cuz they ain't us.

Damn it did the exact thing anyone who isn’t an explicit con artist said it would do

I think what Ai hopefuls fail to mention when discussing Ai as a lowing barrier of entry for artists (they always focus on artists) is that the people pushing for its use are already successful artists I.e. Diplo. It’s doesn’t make good art and the only people who can utilize it (cont.)

Do not ever send me an article from a website called some dumb shit like “The Walrus”

The attempt to make white collar and office jobs “feminized” labor is deeply insidious and doesn’t bear weight as a majority of C Suite positions are still held by men. Any supposed left individual spreading that nonsense is a moron not some secret working class whisperer

A lot of people seem to have replaced the terms corporate malfeasance with conspiracy and I don’t think it’s a super useful trend

This is blatant revisionism. Every argument against snap funding included children and the rights response was “it’s the parents fault if they starve”

I’ve never understood what that Cybersmith fellas whole deal is but he seems authentically psychotic so I wish not to see such things

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the one and only Bruce Campbell, turning 68 today! Born on June 22, 1958, the horror icon and chainsaw-wielding king needs absolutely no introduction. GROOVY!!! 🪓 #BruceCampbell #Horror #16mmInferno

We are Charlie Burp

Coolest photo I’ve ever taken

By 2022 Elon was already posting white genocide memes does Ezra Klein even have a single neuron firing in his brain

Can anyone else explain this? I was at the reflecting pool today and this guy emerged. Obviously I cut his head off. Now I’m supposed to meet up in one year so he can do the same? AITA if I don’t go?

(Trying my best to start a Ben Shapiro inspired grift): “Happy Penis Day”

If you are a wedding DJ probably the one thing I don’t recommend is screaming into the mic at the top of your longs and then asking for shots

I started Titane last night I need to finish it

This is what Toby Keith was dreaming of when he wrote Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

Did anyone ever stop and ask Sean Paul what the hell he was talking about

The big issue with doing unlimited genocide is no one asked me first

The funny thing is Talarico checks all the boxes of what the DNC said they needed post 2024. He isn’t extremely left, just left of center. Appeals to young white men. Now they’re braying about how ridiculous it is he won

My God, what a legend. Anthony Bowens y'all. #AEW 🤼