That baby yoda been a baby for like a decade now get real

Myrtle beach is a magical place few truly have understanding. The thing with magic is, sometimes it’s malicious

Mfs be like “this is brass plated” BRUH that’s ionized steel!!🤣🤣

I have very conflicted feelings on DSA. On the one hand they are the largest left of Democrat organization in the country. On the other hand, I can’t tell you how many dudes I meet who love them they are private equity guys, sons of billionaires etc

Counting or not counting Elven violence?

Squeaky Fromme looks like she’d have an improv group in New York if she were alive today

Who’s ready to have a Beastmode Weekend?

Ok but that face card 😍🪪✨

Found out recently our lighting guy at work voted for Trump and lately he’s been complaining a lot about the tariffs not trying to lib out too much here but come on man

From what I’ve seen it’s highly unlikely hantavirus would become what Covid was, but it would be insanely funny if the two worst pandemics happened under Trump

I love wood. I love that 90% of my job is a client asking, what does oak look like and then I get to go this is plain sawn red oak

I’d be delighted to pay $500 for tickets to see Meghan Trainor

The War of Mushroom Aggression

BOUT TO BLOW MY TOP 🗣️IN 🗣️THIS 🗣️BITCH 🗣️

Unpopular opinion but they should’ve done a remake of the Star Fox Adventures. They could still keep him fucked up looking though

If you’re on any type of DIY/ remodel/ construction social media you will see so much faux brick and bad concrete pours going on, none of which I’m inherently against but damn in like 5-10 years there’s going to be so many fucked up properties from this

When I was a kid they used to tell us an urban legend of a dude who lost his dick from a brown recluse bite. Hoping we manifested it 🙏🙌

Huge trend I’ve seen in the MAHA/ new age health types is a fear of vitamins via their scientific name. They literally don’t know b12 is called cobalamin, call it poison if it’s in an ingredient list, and then tell you to eat healthy foods with vitamins in them

We’re getting another Evil Dead

Nixon got away with watergate, Reagan got away with Iran contra, bush got away with an illegal war. At what point do you realize if you let presidents keep doing crimes with no punishment it only gets worse

I call it the P.U.litzer because brother it stinks!!!!!

I’m at the met gala and I’m dressed like shit and everyone’s clapping

I’ve been thinkin’ Elections are coming up.. And it feels like the Only options are.. TURD SANDWICH . . or . . GIANT DOUCHE 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸 #politcs #comedy #NSFW

Been getting really into watching live Yugioh duels

Given context, this was possibly the funniest tweet of all time. Has popped in my head once a week since it happened

Democrats will be like “I’ve seen enough. Increase their budget by another 35 billion”

Why is the NYT platforming Tucker Carlson? Addicted to losers? Obsessed with exhibiting big bitch behavior?

Almost done with chair #1. Only 25 bucks for this lumber

Hearing grown adults talk about Supreme Court justices being non partisan. You wonder how some people navigate the world

Republicans are dumping so much money u to California elections right now im seeing so many more secretly right leaning people getting boosted this cycle than previous years

Kind of wild in 2026 they’re still making native tribe cannibal movies

The lumber yard near my work sells pine 8’ 1x10 for $5 a board and my girlfriend is out of town for two weeks so I’m building us some lounge chairs for the yard since every semi decent one is $200

Official Democrat account promoting this dude and I’m still not supposed to think he’s sus alright

Every one of these starts with the Ai telling someone “I enjoy talking to you” and them going “noones ever said that to me before. You must possess some a superhuman level intellect”

Just yoinked my largest radish yet

Has anyone else seen the Calista Gingrich ads theyre really cool. Inspiring even

Trump has lost the Qanon Shaman….

People talk about impeachment like it’s that spell in Harry Potter that drops people dead girl he’s already been impeached twice!!!

This is so me though

I’m sorry. The gourds have called me

Not trying to do a dunk here because I think a lot of people are starved for a good candidate, but planter is an ex mercenary with a history of being racist online and “didn’t know” he had a Nazi tattoo until he was like 35. It doesn’t inspire much confidence in his authenticity

Great! Just got cancelled by the radical Left for being “Bricked up at the White House Correspondents Dinner”

Once to twice a quarter you should look in a coworkers eyes and tell them “I will stop you”

You can tell someone’s a Gen Z influencer they talk with every tooth they got

This dude is so reddit coded my god

DMing this to everyone who’s added me on LinkedIn with a $15 Venmo request