And here’s my question since when did it become illegal to be dripped the fuck out and have swag?

Benji uses his wits to outsmart his opponent

If your leading lefty candidate is getting relentlessly dunked on by the more center Dem who’s 1 million years old because he has Nazi tattoos, racist posts and doesn’t believe in sexual assault maybe it’s time to take a lap and try again next election

Maybe it’s because I’m not a New Yorker or because I’m a natural hater but I can’t stand the Subway Takes guy

There is a big trend of cis women pretending to be trans on Instagram and even if we give them a huge and undeserved benefit of the doubt that rhey intend it for good reasons it is Not Good

Stopping by the Bitcoin store yall need anything?

San Jose is the ONLY city in America where you can stumble out the gentleman’s club and immediately salute the G.O.A.T. RBG

Gen Z are all listening to Pavement and smoking Clove cigarettes!

The people of San Jose avert their eyes as I walk past because I move with a confidence and zest for life their tech overlords have drained of them

INCREDIBLE: This Unc Just Went Beastmode

Today is such a huge day for your dumbest coworker to corner you in the break room and tell you the Irish were slaves too

Diplo is currently in an ad that is basically for New Theranos

I’ve recently been getting into weed. Post your favorite marijuana 👇

One of these “Dadtok” characters called 🍆 the “purple pickle” emoji I blacked out and came to kicking in my neighbors back door

It’s 2001. You’re the CIA agent tasked with liaison to Hollywood to produce a film that convinces tweens the ROTC is actually kind of quirked up and chill ahead of your countries biggest military invasion of the Middle East to date. You get to work.

Tim Pool needs to consider that the twink he keeps employed may be pilfering his hair

A toothpick changes everything

Not Trump reigniting the sectarian debate of pre-determinism by predicting tragedy yet being unable to remove himself from their events 🤣🤣

Well that’s quite interesting however I don’t think it will be either of those thank you

Caesar was a Bitch! He went down like a dog. Ides of March is based

People don’t always like to hear it when I do a Vibe Check but I haven’t not been rocking with his Vibe since the jump and there is a yet to be revealed reason in which I will be vindicated and when that shoe drops I don’t want to hear it

Once a week is imperative that you bale a single load of same day focaccia. This will be known as the snacking bread

Another lost piece of American mechanic lore my dad taught me; long haul drivers used to do tractor pulls (as featured in one of the Smokey and the Bandit movies) where two drivers do tug o war with their trucks. My dad saw a few in the 80s

Kevin O’Leary is being haunted by the ghost of that person his wife killed

Spiral and Longlegs in one night? 2 for 2 on movies everyone said was good and are absolute STINKERS!!!

On to watching Spiral (2021) kind of amazing they released a movie about a cop who doesn’t play by the rules but Gets Their Fucking Guy and Holds Bad Cops Accountable literally a year after the Floyd protests

Hate to report I did not find this movie to be very good despite the hype and as far as Osgood Perkins films go The Monkey was better because it was intentionally dumb and this one is just kind of dumb

Watching Longlegs (2024). Caught this little Easter egg pointing to the villain being a pedophile

REPOST If Your Still Angry Bruce Springsteen Tricked Millions of Americans Into Being Seduced By A Mans Ass

Toby attempting to lounge around the pumpkin sprouts; interrupted by Jelly

Movies used to be “I am a 40 year old suburban dad with two kids a hot wife and a normal job that affords me a big house and two card now im going to kill myself” now movies are “I’m a 40 year old guy with nothing, I must go get into fist fights”

All Mormon drag queen team called MomCock

The White House releasing a daily based Chad edit of Trump in Halo or whatever is infinitely more embarrassing and man child behavior than when Biden would do a Q&A with a twink tik toker

I’m doing a job right now that’s a collab between an underwear brand and an Ai company and maybe I’m too woke or too Luddite but I just don’t see how my underwear benefits from Ai

I fully believe the hentai memes of the boat that got stuck in the Suez last year is the extent of JD Vance’s knowledge on the subject

I’m giving tea.. and possibly serving?

🗣️🗣️🗣️

In the new season of Mormon Wives, Charlie Kirk hits like their own 9/11

Iran says they’ll attack Hollywood.. Heh.. I’ll see you at the next Marvel movie

Malcom in the Middle reboot trailer was good I thought it was a nice touch when Christopher Masterson stared directly into the camera and said “I DO NOT CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF MY BROTHER DANNY”

Jake Paul got his ass beat so bad by a black dude he’s opening for Trump speeches now

You have to have a near Qanon level brain to think the main focus of the Palestinian protests were to smear Kamala

I totally get there are yet to be fully discussed outcomes from lockdowns but come on man they reopened restaurants after like 4 months

This is the perfect time for the democrats to (checking Hakeem Jeffries recent speeches) support war with Iran

It’s cool there doing Dubai chocolate labubu matcha for your most racist coworker

Ouughh.. I ate bad kimchi.. I have shit leaking out my ass and caking up my buttcheeks. Can’t make it to the shower going to have to sleep in it #sheshed

Songs used to be called Cream of the Night and have 15 instruments but now they’re called I love my computer and they’re made on the computer

TJ miller has been kicked to the dustbin of acting in Raid Shadow Legends ads and he looks like Shit rightfully so