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I wonder if there are any submarines in the Great Lakes.

Belgium already did everything we needed them to do: Beat the shit out of USA and look good doing it.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

What are your pure summertime vibe Canadian songs? For me, "Battlefords" by Hawksley Workman has to be at the top of the list. youtu.be/F28_V_Wd8c0?...

Right click. Mark all as read. You can achieve inbox zero any time you want it.

I am a hater.

All I'm going to say is that I need to see some more coverage from outlets other than PC Mag before I'm going to get worked up about that cockamamie orbital mirror scheme.

It doesn't seem like any of the characters in Dune are living happy and fulfilled lives.

It's called "malicious compliance," and it's a conscious effort to make the process annoying, as a way to gin up opposition to the spirit of the regulation.

Just thinking about the fact that Adam Schiff didn't post about Lorenzo Salgado Araujo being gunned down in the street by federal agents. But he posted about this:

I bet this guy posts on Bluesky.

In sum:

A U.S. senator who doesn’t want his state to suffer consequences because of the president his country elected has not bothered to learn which level of government in Canada he needs to be appealing to for relief.

Perhaps there's somebody else that can urge instead? Somebody that 6 million Californians voted for two years ago?

What if the law Canadians need to regulate surveillance pricing already exists? Writer Emily Osborne argues the Telecommunications Act already prohibits unjust discrimination, a principle that could be applied more broadly across the economy. https://thewalrus.ca/stop-surveillance-pricing/

Quick tutorial on how to opt out of Meta's new feature which allows anyone to tag your Instagram handle to generate AI images of you. @evystadium.bsky.social on Muse Image in 40 seconds:

It's only two questions but these are the absolute hardest questions for a Torontonian to answer. Easier to describe the meaning of life than it is to draw boundaries around The Junction.

Thunderstorms are the best weather. Blizzards are also pretty good. Nice warm sunny days with a light breeze are also good. But thunderstorms, man. Thunderstorms are the best.

I'm a huge fan of the Godzilla Math franchise.

Oooooof.

Ooof

It was 10 years ago that Pokemon GO was released. July, 2016.

There are just so many buttons to push. And often you don't even know whether you're pushing the right ones.

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Mark Carney has a gun now. tvpworld.com/94258487/erd...

Everyone has the experience of a job in your 20s when you're new to the workforce and you work with a weird old guy. And then 20 years later, you start to wonder if you're becoming the weird old guy of your particular workplace.

Trying to pick apart a woman's text messages to prove she's lying about being raped is gutter behavior. Consent can be revoked at any time and reading insinuations into text messages that the sender denies were there is ACTUAL journalistic malpractice. I would not trust a man who does this!

There's a large pipe in the alley outside my office window that is spewing brown liquid.

Fucking millennials entering their "Remember drinking from the hose???" nostalgia era.

I'm not saying that it's going to happen. I'm just saying that *if* Binface turns out to be a Milkshake Duck, it would be pretty obvious in hindsight.

I often think about this post about "The Internet of Beefs" and I'm thinking about it again this week. I think one of the fundamental problems with online discourse (particularly politics) is it tends towards a relentless and pointless dynamic of factionalism. ribbonfarm.com/2020/01/16/t...

None of this is to code.

Should I apply to Toronto Fringe 2027 for a one man show entitled: "Reading Strangers' Receipts I Found In The Grocery Store"

Pepsi should've responded to this by posting the Kylie Jenner ad.

Pepsi issuing apologies on Threads for a joke post is proof that Woke 2 is on the upswing.

The photo “confirms what thousands of testimonies from Palestinian detainees have exposed, and what we and other organisations have been reporting for nearly three years now: Israeli detention facilities are torture camps for Palestinians.”

I fed this into the "What If Obama Did This?" machine, and the machine started making an awful noise and belching out black smoke.

One of the more clear-eyed recent analyses of the split between Canadians who hope that things will *somehow* go back to normal and the realists who understand that they won't www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

Do you think Justin Trudeau was at Taylor Swift's wedding? Like as Katy Perry's plus-one, maybe?

This is a nifty project that my colleagues at @canadianshieldinstitute.ca have been working on: An interactive map of all of the trade and economic development deals that Canada has signed since Mark Carney became Prime Minister. variablegeometry.ca

look when he's right he's right

I have a lot of opinions about Americans right now.

Here's the thing: The reason that NATO leaders don't say this is because Americans will not, in fact, come and get their stupid boy. Americans elected Trump. American elites continue to enable Trump. If the president of France or the chancellor of Germany said this, it wouldn't do anything.

Canada's finance minister is named Frankie Bubbles. www.pollara.com/wp-content/u...

Nobody knows what "Canadian values" means, really.

The story here is not this stupid movie – which will never get made and never come out – but how the Tilly Norwood people keep getting these credulous articles placed in national news sources despite zero demonstration of any success or demand for this.

Over the past year, Canada has been on a global campaign of economic co-operation dealmaking. In partnership with the Gloves Off podcast and @scpartners.bsky.social, we've been combing through the PM's website, and plotting those deals on an interactive map. Click around at: VariableGeometry.ca

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