Do I need to get up to speed on what's happening with the baby monkey or can I sit this one out? I'm tired.

Iran is getting bombed into oblivion now.

Rachel Homan is fighting for her life.

imho the Swedish curlers should say "BORK BORK BORK" when they're sweeping.

Vigorous agreement at the NDP leadership debate, and serene confidence that the electorate will surely clamour to support the party just as soon as they hear the good word.

I would say that the overall vibe of the NDP leadership debate is deeply familiar to any serious Bluesky user.

Watching the NDP leadership debate!

The sheer scale of the corruption - announced just today - is astounding and shameful.

Hey girl, want to touch this rock past the hog line?

Lawyers are going to love this.

Did Jelly Roll ever get back to us on politics?

i respect bill watterson more and more every year for understanding that you can't put a dollar sign on knowing when the fuck to quit

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

I just personally fine Marc Kennedy's face very annoying.

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

We really gotta win gold in women's curling now.

welp

A nation clenches their butts as one.

Locking in for overtime like.

Hockey is a game that's mostly just flailing around and lucky bounces, and then after the goals we watch it back again in slo-mo and say it was beautiful skill.

And of course that's why they redacted his name thousands of times from the files. Because he's totally exonerated.

How does Trump know the question is about him?

god dammit kelly

Winning 1-0 with a single shorthanded goal in the first period is certainly ... something.

I hope they win, or Mr Burns said he's coming back.

Question for the room, testing how much the normal information flow has changed: Are you following the congressional GOP's push for the SAVE Act? The effort to blow up the Senate filibuster to pass it? This is top of every hour on Fox, all over X, but I check newspapers and it's a small story.

choose your fighter

Tom Brady being in the arena for the women's hockey gold medal game really underscores who the good guys are in all this.

incredible

Free speech, baby!

Hmm. The US is giving $10 billion in taxpayer dollars, not appropriated by Congress, to a fake board set up by the President and which he put himself in charge of *for life*... seems very, very illegal.

Canada. Playing hockey. At the Olympics. Can you imagine?

The funniest thing about Canada is we mostly only care about one sport at the Olympics and then often it's a nail-biter whether we'll win a gold medal in that one sport.

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The thing about Olympic hockey is that it's good, but it's not Olympic curling.

The thing is that there were actually a bunch of serious court cases against Donald Trump, and those all kind of went away when he was re-elected president. The justice system was (slowly) working on it. The American electorate was like, "Nah, let's vote for the fascist."

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You'll never guess who was president of the United States on August 10, 2019, when Jeffrey Epstein died.

Rachel Homan will speak to the manager.

Would be fun to know whether anyone at Buckingham Palace asked a Canadian about this. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/...

This is also why it's so agonizing to see Canadian politicians denigrate institutions like the judiciary. We need them but just as much we need faith in them.

idk, probably shouldn't have voted to elect the guy in 2024

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The way that elite curlers sweep is very much in line with the way people with anxiety (me) do everything. So aggressively that it's almost a panic, and then whoops that was way too much, and then oop maybe it needs a little bit more, and then it's over ... uh ... not what I wanted but it's fine.

CBC's women's curling stream has crashed. National emergency.

When she's locked in, Rachel Homan radiates the energy of somebody who would get in an altercation in a Calgary Costco parking lot.

I just think it's interesting, y'know?

The thing about the United States is that it's not just the Supreme Court that's bent, or the Congress that's inert, or the media system that's crooked, or the economy that's tilted. It's that all of those things are amplifying each other, in ways that make the situation intractable.

Feb 19th 1998 - Trinity was ambushed by police and agents while inside the Matrix. 📽️📅 The Matrix (1999)