you gon suck whatever I pull out this technicolor dreamcoat

I’m so sick of learning,

My buddy phil broke the 1980 air traffic controller strike, was a Nazi collaborator and left his lights on during the blitz to guide the bombers, invented the subprime mortgage, caused Chernobyl and was at the back of the queue at Hillsborough, pissed up and pushing really hard.

Sandhill cranes waltzing around my neighborhood. Acting like they own the fucking place. They do in essence but. I don't care for it

Turkiye is pronounced Turk-ee-Yeh on the broadcast, Cabo Verde is spelled as such but pronounced Kahbo Verdd, Ivory Coast is left alone, and every other country is rendered in the english translation. We need laws on this exonyms and endonyms shit it is anarchy in the streets

Intrusive thoughts, intrusive thoughts that. What about expansive thoughts. What about outward thoughts. I believe in social thoughts my brother

The barber today put a finger in my mouth and told me to suck for its pacifying effects

Kobe “Mr. Bean” Bryant

Self-own Cell-phone #staywoke

Kame.... Hameee.... Wuhhhh ?

I just tried the Haile Selassie burger from McDonald's - does it live up to the irie hype? WATCH:

"Mhm... straight flush, Le Chiffre. It appears your luck has, run out" "guy calls out a flush, how does this guy even last this long he can't even spell poker, seriously who even is Bond makes me SICK"

love like a red pepper, think a yellow pepper, and fuck like a green pepper

Yesterday at the bar during Brazil-Morocco three dudes from Jalisco and some German guy tried shanghai-ing me into doing a shot right before I had to drive, got saved by one of ‘em getting into an argument with a bartender about whether arsenals shit. Get counterpressed idiots

buddy of mine texts out of the blue to admit he has a drinking problem 10:30 am, i give him a call to talk it out while i'm walking to wawa to grab lunch, intense call wraps up, tryput my headphones away, dropped my case and a headphone slid under an ice cooler case, case is bolted down too. #FuckMe

getting a start on reading a metric shit ton about Jimmy Carter's foreign policy just to martial evidence against a member of faculty here who had the temerity to get into an argument with me about whether that peanut eating freak was a good President or not

online hygiene olympics: Then he sat on my gaming chair with his outdoor pants on, which were touching his underwear, which were obviously touching his ass hole.

Look, I'm just not giving Haiti that kind of placement, I'm just not. Look at Louverture - is he an overrated liberator? He has those first couple seasons with the Spanish, but then has his KD to Golden State moment with the French, keeps the plantations... I mean is this our franchise guy?

guy im TA-ing for just told a class of undergrads "yeah WEB Du Bois' Black Reconstruction doesn't hold up to modern scrutiny," alright yeah man for sure. You wanna tell us about how Citizen Kane sucks too

Brazilian Van Halen: Paraná! Just something for the lusophones in the audience 😀

Are importance and gravity the only things you can say “utmost” in front of

seeing random pics of me in the crowd at an ICE protest on the local PSL page. looking like I’m gurning the entire time that’s what’s up

playing cine2nerdle got me speaking in gibberish. said out loud “welcome to the Edward Yang cul de sac bitch you’re dead and you don’t even know it”

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

some dogs be eating treats and forget who they was eating kibble with

Meet me on the battlefield soldier. I have a blanket and a tray of hor d’oeuvres for us

There should be a law

pack

Yesterday in Barrio Logan, San Diego. Photo by Adrian Childress

Who must go?

You can make your workplace a lot better by responding to every question or email with “cui bono?”

I’ve lost everything due to the penjamin. Everyone has left me

supply lines in the place you live is pretty funny. The supply lines are stretched thin m'lord, there's only guy working the counter at Menards during the afternoon rush

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

If you live in Minnesota, keep me posted on your role and civic duties - this is one of the few times we can get hard data and real answers on the “what would your job on the leftist commune be” question

gonna become a Douche and do one of those Books I've Read in 2026 threads since i'm ripping through qualifying exams and want to track both Real Books and fake academic shit i have to care about for professional reasons

the current admin appears to have a thanatoid obsession with suicide, not just of the classic international variety but also of, quite literally, trying to get every citizen to die within the next few years

“Hundreds of immigrant mothers” in Texas concentration camp uprising

📍Tampa, Florida

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Alex Pretti, a nurse, was helping people to the very end.

The man appears to have been trying to protect two women, at least one of whom a federal agent clearly shoves to the ground for no reason apparent in the video other than rage and arrogance

Choice words from William Lloyd Garrison

At 26th and Nicolett in Minneapolis this morning— Feds have just shot another person in the streets. Furious community members are gathering. State police and conservation cops here in front of ~50 federal agents.

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if you watch these videos you need to be castrated