Andy
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can I get uhhhhh
Some day you will find me caught beneath a fat guy in a pancake supernova with some pie
about 6 hours ago
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I’ve got a BLC (blood lunch content) of .362
about 12 hours ago
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patrick
about 13 hours ago
using the printer til the room stinks
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Where am i supposed to put my money now bro
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1 day ago
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(Zoomer Bruce Springsteen) at night we ride through mansions of glory on unalive machines
3 months ago
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loading . . .
1 day ago
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🤸‍♂️ 🏌️‍♂️
2 days ago
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Help me find 1 of my closest friends
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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:'(
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2 days ago
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(mournfully) Schwing
2 days ago
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Aaron
3 days ago
one of my favorite posts that I sadly can't retweet
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actual dogass smokes, like sucking through a bar straw
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3 days ago
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finally committing to using this dumbass site after twitter finally tipped over into being Doxx Central
3 days ago
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Asked the barista I have beef with to keep it hip hop while we’re both on the clock
3 days ago
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if you were allergic to bees it must've fucking sucked to get stung by one in like medieval times, you're dead - but for the bees it must've been incredible. Talking about it back in the hive like "that drone was a fucking lion"
3 days ago
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BABYLON license plate
3 days ago
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7 days ago
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got mugged by this guy last week. Didn't lose anything, didn't get stabbed and talked him down to having a cigarette with me but genuinely getting stuck up by a Breed of Dude is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
22 days ago
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guy in the highrise Hanna Barbera offices standing in front of a white board reading “YABBA DABBA… ???”
about 2 months ago
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you best start believing in college football saturdays Miss Turner, YER IN ONE
about 2 months ago
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(Jamaican ESPN) The irie factors are through the roof with this guy bredren
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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going over the materials i've recommended to my students for an intro to American history course: Noel Ignatiev, Nick Turse, Garry Wills, Barbara Fields, Alexander Avina, Mike Davis, Richard Beck, Lin Chun and Arno Mayer
#WokeCentury
3 months ago
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there is an armed individual who has barricaded himself in my universities HR building and I'm still supposed to go to work. I WANNA GET THE DAY OFF MAN WHAT IS THIS
3 months ago
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MLB investigators moving in to arrest the Rays bullpen betting on their own UCL’s exploding
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3 months ago
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Drove to work parked my car and then hit a dead sprint for the nearest bathroom
#MondayMorning
#Dump
3 months ago
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(absentmindedly ruffling newspaper) No. No, I don't like this one. It's not funny. Next
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3 months ago
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update: now committed to ditching this for good due to multiple sources of funding getting cut and the department being unwilling to dedicate any bread besides a "uhh maybe, ask again in a week" routine they've been doing for three months, so I'm joining
#UnemployedChudNation
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3 months ago
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alright bailing on academia might be the plays these cuts are obscene man lmao
3 months ago
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He ain't lying though
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3 months ago
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every once in a while I think about the only man to break my heart: Milos Teodosic
3 months ago
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that one friend who's too woke: I would have voted for James A. Garfield a second time
3 months ago
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every time I eat a cliff bar I get a little emotional thinking about how the guy on the wrapper has yet to reach the summit of his climb
3 months ago
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(Zoomer Bruce Springsteen) at night we ride through mansions of glory on unalive machines
3 months ago
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Lifelong San Diegan
3 months ago
I wish you would hop off of my shit my friend, and stop chafing my dick you’ve been riding again
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Never watched the movie and never will but Streets of Philadelphia - great song!
3 months ago
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guy who only drinks Mexican coke zero
3 months ago
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4 months ago
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OHHHHHHHHHHH
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4 months ago
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Holmgren and Dort pack will hit like joe frazier and the mat I'm telling you brother
4 months ago
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Why is yahoo sports showing me ads for fantasy football in MAY
5 months ago
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uni offered me TA posts after a year of saying “we don’t fund MA students, that’s only for PhD’s”
#TheSchoolsAreOutOfNerds
5 months ago
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Christian Braun you are white boy of the month
5 months ago
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(grim countenance) Zoinks
5 months ago
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most pissed I've ever been at a friend is when I said I was listening to the Jon Spencer blues explosion and they thought I meant blues traveler and started mocking me for liking Run-Around. which I do but was neither here nor there
5 months ago
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capri veg dinner, begone demons
6 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
6 months ago
Me, loudly, as they’re reading off the rules for the Easter Egg hunt: Do not comply in advance! Do not comply in advance! This is not our America!
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