I was not happy about watching a 33 year old get all giggly while play-acting as the pope past closing time

buddy of mine texts out of the blue to admit he has a drinking problem 10:30 am, i give him a call to talk it out while i'm walking to wawa to grab lunch, intense call wraps up, tryput my headphones away, dropped my case and a headphone slid under an ice cooler case, case is bolted down too. #FuckMe

getting a start on reading a metric shit ton about Jimmy Carter's foreign policy just to martial evidence against a member of faculty here who had the temerity to get into an argument with me about whether that peanut eating freak was a good President or not

online hygiene olympics: Then he sat on my gaming chair with his outdoor pants on, which were touching his underwear, which were obviously touching his ass hole.

Look, I'm just not giving Haiti that kind of placement, I'm just not. Look at Louverture - is he an overrated liberator? He has those first couple seasons with the Spanish, but then has his KD to Golden State moment with the French, keeps the plantations... I mean is this our franchise guy?

guy im TA-ing for just told a class of undergrads "yeah WEB Du Bois' Black Reconstruction doesn't hold up to modern scrutiny," alright yeah man for sure. You wanna tell us about how Citizen Kane sucks too

Brazilian Van Halen: Paraná! Just something for the lusophones in the audience 😀

Are importance and gravity the only things you can say “utmost” in front of

seeing random pics of me in the crowd at an ICE protest on the local PSL page. looking like I’m gurning the entire time that’s what’s up

playing cine2nerdle got me speaking in gibberish. said out loud “welcome to the Edward Yang cul de sac bitch you’re dead and you don’t even know it”

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

some dogs be eating treats and forget who they was eating kibble with

Meet me on the battlefield soldier. I have a blanket and a tray of hor d’oeuvres for us

There should be a law

pack

Yesterday in Barrio Logan, San Diego. Photo by Adrian Childress

Who must go?

You can make your workplace a lot better by responding to every question or email with “cui bono?”

I’ve lost everything due to the penjamin. Everyone has left me

supply lines in the place you live is pretty funny. The supply lines are stretched thin m'lord, there's only guy working the counter at Menards during the afternoon rush

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

If you live in Minnesota, keep me posted on your role and civic duties - this is one of the few times we can get hard data and real answers on the “what would your job on the leftist commune be” question

gonna become a Douche and do one of those Books I've Read in 2026 threads since i'm ripping through qualifying exams and want to track both Real Books and fake academic shit i have to care about for professional reasons

the current admin appears to have a thanatoid obsession with suicide, not just of the classic international variety but also of, quite literally, trying to get every citizen to die within the next few years

“Hundreds of immigrant mothers” in Texas concentration camp uprising

📍Tampa, Florida

An overhead view of protesters gathering at the scene of the shooting. Live coverage: www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi... 📽️ Aaron Lavinsky/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Alex Pretti, a nurse, was helping people to the very end.

The man appears to have been trying to protect two women, at least one of whom a federal agent clearly shoves to the ground for no reason apparent in the video other than rage and arrogance

Choice words from William Lloyd Garrison

At 26th and Nicolett in Minneapolis this morning— Feds have just shot another person in the streets. Furious community members are gathering. State police and conservation cops here in front of ~50 federal agents.

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“John seemed an extreme version of a kind of intellectual ideal. Wasn’t the freedom to read for much of the day one of the draws of graduate school, after all?” www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

if you watch these videos you need to be castrated

lost out on tickets to USA v. the DR at the world baseball classic because I have "qualifying exams." I should be "examinated" on whether I "qualify" to meet Fernando Tatis what the fuck is this

guy next to me on the bus this morning was intently studying an encyclopedia entry for "truth" on his phone

Was visiting DC for the weekend, buddy of mine broke a glass at a bar we were at and got OPAAAAA’d by Jeff Stein. Don’t embarrass me in front of the frontline of democracy bro bro

“Spicy” look at my new world order dawg

In 2018 [SCOTUS] ruled in the landmark Carpenter v. United States case that...need a warrant to access historical cellphone location data ... from telecoms. The ICE legal analysis suggests that the agency does not think the same protection extends to commercially available smartphone location data.

get these percs away from me i got my keys and im about to go Tiger

My name is Buck L. Myshoe

For the second century in a row, the number one song for this year is He’s a Jolly Good Fellow

Got yelled at by my gf for calling her playboy

“Mole hunt” is a very charmed name for what I assume was a brutal practice carried out by the security services

Look at this crap

My girlfriends got some insane interlocutors around her. I don’t know if I can take this much longer man. The interlocution, you see