Kinda crazy that Jim from the office doesn’t get along with the two black people in the show and we give grace to him still…

It’s time to panic and freak the fuck out

Probably the biggest thing bluesky is missing is grok. Let's get grok in here!

Those rags are repulsive.

Everyone is this guy now

I don’t think parasocial even accurately describes the relationship between fans and celebrities anymore I think the fans are actually trying to will themselves into being the celebrity

Let The Music Take Control

Meredith in mad men is so so special. Don doesn’t deserve her. She could have whipped him into proper shape, she could have shown him true love and passion. Don was afraid

And the Oscar goes to baba booey

And or

Wordle

GRRM deciding he’s not in the mood to finish winds of winter is so beast mode. “Don’t really feel like it,” hell yeah man fuck da readers 🖕

Look there’s now an established “racist haircut” but even regular people have the same haircut. There was only ever one bad guy with a toothbrush mustache and even after 80 years it’s still not okay to have? Make it make sense

Grok is bad but you can most likely use other llms/genai to do the same bad stuff. There is no good llm

I basically conditioned myself into being low maintenance, minimum needs/wants, and these qualities are completely incompatible with perceived success in the world.

This guy was in prison break as one of the psycho gov agents. Very funny

Speaks for itself. Governors are more powerful than mayors

Serve Lord Dagoth.

Die!

From the Friendzone to the Endzone: how one bitter incel became a football superstar

Hillary Clinton Was Right About Everything

Every Battle Everywhere After Another At Once

One Beebo After Another

I love the Coen brothers, especially that one movie uh The Jewish Man

You, foreigner! You must die. Beasts and men, outlander mer, all must die. Flee his wrath and quit this land, if you would live, or your flesh shall feed the earth.

*guy who writes the same female characters in every game and includes Wow what if Black people were the real slavers plot twists* Bethesda’s stories are too linear

I like the book of job mostly because of his useless friends who are like damn dude you fucked up bad man, you are completely fucked, good luck with all that

I love when Kramer and George and Elaine are up to their usual hilarious antics. I hate when Jerry fucking pigeonholes his stupid little japes

It’s Weiner Wednesday my dudes

You can do something very unhinged and drastic but as long as around 50% of the country agrees with you they’ll make a gofundme for you

This is all a distraction from the thing that I want to talk to you about.

Is Elon doing the Nick cannon children organ harvest thing

I’m on the good ship

Paul Grimace Anderson

I saw a mailman carrying all his mail in an actual backpack not even a special mail carrier. What a fucking joke

I’ve fully embraced Victim Mindset from this point forward. Everything is killing and hurting me

Hamlet kinda beasted on Ophelia

Developmentally arrested Lego fans: Buying the latest thousand-dollar Pokémon set True model building brick toy connoisseurs:

Is there a way to undo or untangle dialectics

Vvardenfell is full!

Jesus said to his disciples: “Compare me, and tell me whom I am like.” Simon Peter said to him: “You are like a just messenger.” Matthew: “You are like a wise philosopher.” Thomas said to him: “Teacher I have to use the bathroom.”

My favorite breaking bad scene is when the German guy kills himself on the toilet

Oh

Almost!

I think they decided to frame Michael Jackson for all that bad stuff because of the positive, unifying message of “Black Or White”

People who know

I believe in gaylor