Bruh it’s hot…

I’m trying to remember this song but all I have so far is the “the wheels on the bus go something something something.” Shazam not working. can anyone help me out here?

This is what I look like

Good afternoon @beepthief.bsky.social

I’m imagining all the energy I would have put into reading and posting about a political race in Maine back in like 2017-2018.

Tried playing cyberpunk again and it still sucks shit.

My next game will be featuring a female side character who has an emotional/tragic past, but will provide interesting new perspectives to the protagonist. It will also have slavery but the black people are the masters and the whites are slaves as a little bit of a mindfuck…

Really funny thing to joke about in the midst of a horrible pandemic that people pretend doesn’t exist anymore

I stand with Taylor Lorenz!

Beach tweets

I am a prisoner no longer, thanks to you!

Mike Macdonald reminds me of the computer guy from mad men I don’t trust him

Been thinking about why Robert Maxwell changed his name to that and it’s because it’s basically the WASP version of Judas Maccabbeus. Robert + Judas both having to do with praise/fame, Maxwell + Maccabbeus both associated with hammers

What really draws me towards Gaddis is the active reading he demands is how you should engage with all worldly phenomena. You should not be sitting back and not reacting you should be panicking and freaking out all of the time everything deserves a reaction

I thought about posting a photo with a bad word in it and bluesky didn’t let me access my account for 2 hours

I remember learning in scripture class about how the first creation story was written by priests and it’s so clear the way it’s worded is how some anal, scrupulous priest would go about creation if he was God what a bunch of nonsense. No divine inspiration here, this is yimby designing a 15 min city

Vote with your wallet all you want, but we will remember.

I need more intimidating commercials with vaguely worded threats. Use Claude AI, or else! We are seeking to “get even” at Pringles, I suppose we’ll see if you’re with us or against us

Why do we make the best quality potato chips at Lays? For revenge!

Ouh yuah

Army hanner

Everything I do henceforth shall be for revenge and revenge only.

Hail. May your adventures be great.

Peter Crone the Mind Architect

That singer is dead now man

One of my friends told me years ago that Harry Potter was actually written by intelligence agents and you know what he’s probably more close to being right now than ever before

I would like to see the opposite of the meme where the guy takes all the money out to buy something stupid and the girlfriend is like buying more video games I see You Dortbag and the purchase is exactly a ring

Sometimes you’re about to tweet something and the first three words make an entirely different but better tweet. Stop while you’re ahead and press send

Remember the bungalow

There should be a movie where Groundhog Day happens everyday

The substitutes and regular teachers are fighting on reddit

What A Fucked Up Day

Batman Hill

Homeboy. The reactor core is gonna blow unless we use your body as the main fusion source for 0.01 seconds

John Mayer is a blues guitar merchant

If im don draper and my wife is singing zoo bee zoo bee zoo to me like that im making her pregnant in front of everyone

Just read some feel good post that was titled Woman learns what real manhood is

The future’s so goofy I gotta wear clown glasses

Knight of the seven kingdoms is like Barry Lyndon if Barry wasn’t a scoundrel

Jerome Powell is Horatius Cocles at the bridge