I am a prisoner no longer, thanks to you!

Mike Macdonald reminds me of the computer guy from mad men I don’t trust him

Been thinking about why Robert Maxwell changed his name to that and it’s because it’s basically the WASP version of Judas Maccabbeus. Robert + Judas both having to do with praise/fame, Maxwell + Maccabbeus both associated with hammers

What really draws me towards Gaddis is the active reading he demands is how you should engage with all worldly phenomena. You should not be sitting back and not reacting you should be panicking and freaking out all of the time everything deserves a reaction

I thought about posting a photo with a bad word in it and bluesky didn’t let me access my account for 2 hours

I remember learning in scripture class about how the first creation story was written by priests and it’s so clear the way it’s worded is how some anal, scrupulous priest would go about creation if he was God what a bunch of nonsense. No divine inspiration here, this is yimby designing a 15 min city

Vote with your wallet all you want, but we will remember.

I need more intimidating commercials with vaguely worded threats. Use Claude AI, or else! We are seeking to “get even” at Pringles, I suppose we’ll see if you’re with us or against us

Why do we make the best quality potato chips at Lays? For revenge!

Ouh yuah

Army hanner

Everything I do henceforth shall be for revenge and revenge only.

Hail. May your adventures be great.

Peter Crone the Mind Architect

That singer is dead now man

One of my friends told me years ago that Harry Potter was actually written by intelligence agents and you know what he’s probably more close to being right now than ever before

I would like to see the opposite of the meme where the guy takes all the money out to buy something stupid and the girlfriend is like buying more video games I see You Dortbag and the purchase is exactly a ring

Sometimes you’re about to tweet something and the first three words make an entirely different but better tweet. Stop while you’re ahead and press send

Remember the bungalow

There should be a movie where Groundhog Day happens everyday

The substitutes and regular teachers are fighting on reddit

What A Fucked Up Day

Batman Hill

Homeboy. The reactor core is gonna blow unless we use your body as the main fusion source for 0.01 seconds

John Mayer is a blues guitar merchant

If im don draper and my wife is singing zoo bee zoo bee zoo to me like that im making her pregnant in front of everyone

Just read some feel good post that was titled Woman learns what real manhood is

The future’s so goofy I gotta wear clown glasses

Knight of the seven kingdoms is like Barry Lyndon if Barry wasn’t a scoundrel

Jerome Powell is Horatius Cocles at the bridge

Something I’ve learned over the years is that if you’ve been doing something for thousands of years you probably won’t stop doing it or some people will probably continue like once it’s existed it will be present in one way or another.

The phrase “thank you for all you do” is actually not a very thoughtful thing to say as it implies you have no idea what that person does

i crashed my car into the bridge and i dont care, i love it

Getting more Invisalign adds that are doing psychic damage to me. First they were before and after pics that looked like an ex and now they look like my brother if he was Filipino

Obviously Alvin is getting the best head. Look at him gripping the couch.

When is guy fawkes day this year 2026

Trump literally rotting more and more every day plus all the horrible plastic surgery is such great symbolism for our decrepit country. Contrast that with China where everything looks new and shiny. I like that.

People think that the Bohemian Grove motto “weaving spiders come not here” has to do with leaving business at the door but I think they’re just scared of arachnids

We’ve been doing a lot of things for thousands of years so maybe some people are still doing child sacrifice

Watching a documentary on Nazi German economics and Adam Tooze appears out of nowhere, although I guess this is probably a likely place for him to be.

Being a sports fan and caring about your coach/owners being friends and being in the hall of fame together is genuinely insane to me. This is a special American phenomenon, caring about individual accolades like the hall of fame. All the voters are media people for a reason.

Underrated funny moment in the odyssey is when Odysseus is pretending to be the Cretan beggar (notorious liars) and he tells Penelope, amidst the land/palace ravaged by an army of suitors, that she’s doing an awesome job running the island.