so the estimated metrics in views that the "pirated" CECOT story has gotten is blisteringly higher than had it run as scheduled- by a factor of 10+. imagine being a network exec looking at the missed revenue opportunity and having to explain that to shareholders next month. ...and giggle 😆

fair.

Fukit. Bring on the carbs.

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they should be submarines- with the polling having him so consistently deep underwater it'd fit 😶

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

a guy on the other side of the valley lost his house in March in a fire, and was covered by insurance- except tariffs have added another $110k to construction costs and his insurance company won't cover it now. between his deductible & added costs, he's looking at $200k+ out-of-pocket he ain't got.

Art break. Work in progress- Pan pastels and pencil on pastel paper. “Every little thing is gonna be alright” #bobmarley #portrait #portraitartist #artistsofbluesky

best Christmas album ever.

this was made 50 years ago. you feelin' it yet? youtu.be/_RujOFCHsxo?...

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to be fair, people have been blocking out trump waaaaaay before Bondi made it stylish.

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do they make ketchup & mustard tinsel?

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

"Look, she's adopted. I'm doing the best that I can."

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G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. 🧄

Let the record show that I birthed this meme, from concept to execution. I expect FULL credit. 😉 Here goes... "An old fashioned term that we use - groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. 'Groceries'. It says a bag with different things in it."

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

i'm still giggling at this.

if this ain't a metaphor...

"there are only 3 more shopping days until Christmas"

#GVerse Che’s nephew stops by the Update desk to share his Christmas wishlist 😅🤣

"Die Hard IS a Christmas movie"

"A magnetic field outside a region can alter the quantum phase of a particle passing through that region, even if the particle never enters the field itself—demonstrating strange non-locality. It's called the Aharonov-Bohm Effect"

"there's a Packard in the parking lot with its lights on"

"I like turtles"

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iambossofficial is serving a #CupOfJoe to help you survive holiday gift-giving with grace and a hint of psychological warfare. This year’s bestseller: “The Gift that Keeps on Triggering” 😁

NOW I get it- they changed it to the Department of War so they could change the DOJ to the Department of Defense. 😶

"we're putting a tariff on coffee" <coffee prices spike> "we're removing the tariff on coffee" <coffee prices stay high> "we don't control market prices"

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Melania, a film by a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Brett Ratner, about another friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Melania Trump, who Jeffrey Epstein introduced to his other friend, Donald Trump, on his jet, The Lolita Express. Donald and Melania had sex for the first time on that flight. Ah, such romance!

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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. ☕

"Andrew took the opportunity to note DeMoore's shoe laces were in a bar pattern rather than the standard criss-cross."

SOUND UP

completely normal shit. really 😶

best caption wins:

First we had Elf on a Shelf, now we have....🤭😅🤣

jeez- is the bears defense ICE?

who wore it better?

for every one hundred likes [within reason] i’ll put pam bondi in some form of trash receptacle.

oops 😶 www.cnn.com/2025/12/20/s...