I realize this prediction wasn’t especially difficult. But yes, it got worse. And it will continue to get worse. Vote every god damn enabler out of office.

John Fetterman is the Kyrsten Sinema of Joe Manchins.

Homeland Security is a criminal organization. EVERY SINGLE MEMBER IS A CRIMINAL AND SHOULD BE PROSECUTED.

Got thru the anejo.. Onto chicken fajitas. I got extra - y'all got 15 minutes at best to get it.

ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!

Po Boys > Proud Boys

all I'm sayin' is this hits totally different in England.

this reboot of Dawn of the Dead blows.

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"it's ok- he'll be fine, I'm a doctor- how long has it been since his last contraction?"

I think the legal term most commonly used is "committed perjury" but hey, I could be wrong again 🤦 flip.it/pLF8lH

"that's the same expression my late husband had when the arsenic hit"

you know Subway is gonna market a "Not Guilty" footlong, yeah?

it's sad- when a family member's dementia worsened we had to label everything too.

"no, no- I already called dibs on the watch"

"anyone here wear a size 11?"

"quick- get his wallet"

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🔴🔴BREAKING NEWS🔴🔴 Total Wine & More has announced that the cost of Thanksgiving has dropped 98% year-over-year by discontinuing the $2,300 Cabo Uno Anejo Reserve tequila from their stores.

Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever

Raccoon proof your dumpster.

G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. ☕

This guy is a legend Expressing the collective thoughts of the world.

ofuckyou.

So that's cool, or whatever

To the tune "She's Leaving Home".. 🎶"Tuesday evening by 10 o'clock the results are in.. All the supporters sit quietly, wiping off tears at a useless party, he goes down to his Bronco his suitcase filled with campaign fund grift.. It finally sinks in there's naught he can do.."👇👇👇

What she said! 👇👇

for those travelling internationally:

this is just f'n WRONG on sooooo many levels 😂

as fun as last night was, y'all know the shitstain is going to nuke venezeula, yeah?

I’m going to hold Alan to his promise.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo flees New York.

I know we're all riding high today, but let's not forget Dick Cheney died yesterday too. I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.

the downside to Dem wins last night is Venezuela's entire fishing & pleasure boating industries are refusing to leave the docks.

They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.

😂🤣😂

G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. ☕

What we know, 12:10am [Now in 2 parts] —Prop 50 wins —VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG —Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House —Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly —Dems win NJ+VA trifectas —Mamdani wins —PA Dems win supreme court —ME vote-restricting measure loses —GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices —Krasner & Bragg win

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

call it what you want, but tonight, the dems made trumpism it's bitch.

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

dammit I did not need to have a crush on the former PM of Finland.

There is a good argument that Zohran Mamdani did not win the New York mayoral race, because constitutionally votes for him are only worth 3/5ths of votes for Cuomo. —Ilan Wurman, Yale Law Review, Spring 2026

Prop 50 in CA was called immediately as passing. Sweeping night for Dems! Hope it’s injecting some HOPE for 2026 elections

if this ain't a f'n metaphor... 🤣

wellp, my old bookie has put prop 50 at .8 to 1 to pass & 1.1 to not pass. this is why I don't gamble anymore.

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Not bad might have figured out how after 2 years 🤪