Out on the road today, l saw... a car with the following three bumper stickers on the back, all within touching distance of each other: "Faith. Family. Tradition." "Christ is King" "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" Who's gonna tell them they're Jesus-ing wrong?

How The New York Times views China (and pretty much ALL Asian nations NOT on board with the US Empire) so why NOT go to war with them...

Woman in front of me at urgent care: "What's this $500 on my invoice here?" Cashier: "Um, that's, uhh..." Woman: "It's RAPE, is what it is! You're RAPING my WALLET!" Cashier: "Ma'am, let me, um. Ok. Yeah. Um, THAT shouldn't BE there. I'm sorry." Woman, under her breath: "Raping my WALLET."

DEA: Drugs Everywhere, Always! lynnwoodtimes.com/2025/12/05/c...

GOP: help yourself to some salty-ass, blubbery, 4-hours-under-a-heat-lamp, prime rib. Have as MUCH as of it as you like, it's GOOD for you!  DNC: help yourself to some organic, extra-lean, protein-packed, rabbit meat*. Have as MUCH of it as you like, it's GOOD for you! * hekint.org/2022/01/26/r...

"Well, so far, you've heard my voice, but I brought two friends along And next on the mic is my man Hank And come on, Hank, sing that song!"

Democrats would have turned in Anne Frank. Republicans would have molested her first.

As Präsident, I was dead set on BANNING PBS, but as long as they keep churning out vanilla-ass, "consensus history" like Ken Burns' "The American Revolution" for suburbanites to mainline, I'm willing to let it slide...for NOW! But if they EVER let Gerald Horne on the air, there'll be HELL to pay!

Mr. Biden! Mr. Biden! Sir, recently there's been a rash of feel-good, bullshit, participation awards being given to Presidents who, in a just world, should actually be locked in a cage at the Hague. Any thoughts you'd care to share, sir?

“Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya” - Jaws

And the First Annual Chris Abele Impact Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Advancing LGBTQ+ Rights and for Running The Most Inclusive Administration in US History, goes to... www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-st...

And the First Annual FIFA Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Peace, goes to... youtu.be/KrxPpjBASPA?...

Pretty goddamned clear now that the Luddites grossly underestimated, by orders of magnitude, both the amount and savagery of the resistance needed to put the fear of God in the burgeoning industrial class.

President Trump will be remembered by history as the President of Piss. It's time our State Department display that. Welcome to the Donald J. Trump Institute of Piss.

When the New York fucking Post calls you "creepy" AND "sick" in the HEADLINE, yo! nypost.com/2025/12/03/u...

"Smooooke on the waaaater!"

"My children are not garbage." Yeah, but their DAD is a super-duper asshole!

Make America Gavin's Again!

Tempus fugit!

Remember years ago, when a few dipshit journalists were searching for audio outtakes from "The Apprentice" that supposedly featured Trump routinely talking like a Klansman from Sisterfuck Arkansas, as though their discovery/publication would be a career-killer and now he just openly speaks that way?

"All the Somalis do is complain, complain, complain." - President Bob Roberts

Looking for vintage Poppin' Fresh (Pillsbury Doughboy) Xmas ornaments. Just left my second antique shop and while neither one had any Poppin' Fresh items, they BOTH had a substantial amount of vintage Nazi paraphernalia. Maybe next time, I'll just ask for "Waffen Fresh" and have better luck.

Racist-ass, capitalist, imperialist President, doing racist-ass, capitalist imperialist things, in racist-ass, capitalist, imperialist America. Internet left: Stalinist!

My history professor used to say, "never use 'bifurcate', when you can use 'divide'". "Xenophobic" is the "bifurcate" of "racist". I guess the AP and The Times never got the memo.

Schwestern.

NYT editorial meeting: OK staff, I need a word that describes blatant ethnic bigotry. Anyone got anything? Racist? Nah...too obvious. Bigotry? HELLO? Obvious! Chauvinistic? No...too French. Revanchist? Um, that's French again. Nazi-like? Pfft! Please! Screw it! Let's just go with "Xenophobic."

2025 in a single image.

"Mar-A-Lago face", G.O.A.T. edition.

Where is the "Joe Rogan" of Olivia Nuzzis?

The ONE positive thing about the self-imposed neutering of the "spicier" wing of the American Left, is that whenever some newbie joins your club, group, or organization and IMMEDIATELY starts egging on OTHERS to act in ways that'll get them locked up, or killed, there's a 99.9% chance they're narcs.

Every used book store I've been to has a politics section, BUT, the "conservative" rack's ALWAYS a trip. It usually begins with ghoulish Evas like Anne Coulter and moves on down to blotchy asses, like Bill O'Reilly. But here's the thing: you'll find copies of the SAME book, stacked by the DOZEN. 🧵

Yes, you're a mouse fighting a wild boar, but remember that no matter how much wealth they hoard, how fortified their homes are, or how pervasive their security detail is, EVERY SINGLE ruling class hog* has to leave their home SOME time. *36 years ago today... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_...

Trumpelstiltskin.

Do you take this man, knowing he will always function as a sadistic poser agent of resistance, while shilling for the same old corporate and foreign interests and offering nothing but false hope to millions of smooth brain, masochist, liberals? I do!

US Govt: We KNOW where the drugs in Venezuela are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and East, West, South and North somewhat. US Media: Pentagon Reports Venezuelan Drugs In Area Around Tikrit, Baghdad and East, West, South and North Somewhat. US citizens: Ok, let's go to war!!!

Remember kids: cops AIN'T your friends. press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...

NO repercussions? NOW you're speaking Mein language! www.history.com/articles/pol...

Senator Roark, explaining how America works: "Power don't come from a badge, or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damned world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got 'em by the balls."

Why can't I be as happy as all the chronically ill people in pharmaceutical ads?

Thanksgiving "Mar-A-Lago face".

Steve Jobs dunked his feet in the toilets at HQ to "de-stress", was moved to the night shift at Atari due to body odor, and was forced to shower before Apple staff meetings due to his monkey-ass hygiene. Remember this next time some capitalist-simp rambles about how "godlike" the ruling class is.

Murder. Sex-slavery. Child porn. The Aryan Holy Trinity! Once Meine peeps get an idea into their heads, NOTHING can stop them...well, aside from getting arrested. Fear not, Meine freunde, there's an Orange Skull pardon just waiting for you, if things go South! www.keranews.org/criminal-jus...

USA! USA! USA!

"A visually striking cover serves as the initial handshake between the author and reader, leaving a lasting impression that extends far beyond the bookstore shelves." - David Taylor If there's a better book cover produced this century, I haven't seen it AND I don't want to know about it!

“Here I am working on this editorial, all about how it’s mostly liberals who have to get over yourselves, eat with your families, even the ones who are Trump voters. It just makes my job more difficult when Trump says to a woman ‘piggy.’” - Honorary Aryan, Bill Maher, on how real the struggle is.

Anyone who uses the word "tankie" UN-ironically in 2025, probably spent most of 1996 bitching about the lyrics of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" not accurately reflecting the song's title.* *Or they're Feds/narcs.

Heat: MAGA-version. Why did I get mixed up with that bitch? Because she was 12 YEARS OLD!