Me: Before the meeting starts, I need to let everyone know I have a hard out at 10. Coworker: It’s a 10 a.m. meeting. Me: *already out the door*

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm: If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

The East Wing of the White House turned out to not be cultural heritage worth preserving for them. Unlike for example the Cracker Barrel logo.

it'd be pretty neat if the media put the slightest bit of energy into reporting on the fact that homie's brain is fuckin' tapioca

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What's it like inside your head?

UPDATE: new screen, new me* *I will not actually be changing in the slightest, but I'm less likely to get tiny glass shards in my fingers now, so that's rad

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.

Cuomo’s got the shitbag, total loser, sex pest AND sack-of-assholes demographics locked up now.

getting a lot of side eye at church for saying jinx! like 50x after the whole "peace be with you" thing

My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.

Rewarding myself with a devilled egg whenever I successfully maintain consciousness for 6 seconds

99 perfect convinced the Angels are an MLB op designed to make fans of other teams feel better about their teams’ management

great news, homies -- the antifa bazooka supply is in tip-top shape for this late in the season, hit me up at [email protected] if you need that good-good for an upcoming event

I don't fully know what's happening, but I feel morally and emotionally-obligated to support it in honor of Joe!!

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"how bad can it be" *9 months later*

Oh so she can suddenly afford to quit, interesting.

just looking around at politics everywhere and a HUGE advantage Mamdani has is that he isn't obviously a fucking freak

You're also not a sucker for believing in people. I get the sense that this needs to be stated from time to time.

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

this is going to be a partisan take but i dont think the president should be allowed to give himself $230M in taxpayer money www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

AI produces the bleakest shit imaginable

I have questions. I want no answers.

at that level of wealth living in the place you like is worth vastly more than a small additional tax bill people are going to complain, some of them may briefly try to leave, and then they will return because living elsewhere isn’t the same

Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.

INTERVIEWER: You were born January 30, 1972 in Shreveport, Louisiana, correct? JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that, it's the first I'm hearing of it

Bluesky PM: fun baseball chatter Bluesky AM: Nazi tattoo discourse

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

It’s fun to contrast dhs’ ultra fash nostalgia aesthetics on social with the reality that you would find higher fitness standards in a spin class on the upper east side

The Toronto Blue Jays: America’s Team

Nothing better than a tight game 7 between teams you like vibratorially but aren’t invested in, sports!!

The rare moment on Bluesky when your entire feed becomes What? Fuck! No! No!! And it’s not about politics

I've been heavily-invested in pretty much every game of this postseason and none of these squads are "my team." If the Twins are ever good enough to make a deep playoff run, there's a non-zero chance it'll kill me.

I am sorry to my Mariners friends. I am happy for you, Blue Jays friends.

Oh, damn. Much sympathy Mariners fans. Hopefully they'll be back in the ALCS sooner rather than later. You had a fun season and postseason and that's very cool. (Seriously. I'm a Twins fan. I envy you.) Congrats Blue Jays fans!

Game 7s never disappoint

I called that Springer Dinger in the group chat with the fellas. I've gotta learn how to utilize this power of manifestation with Mega Millions numbers.

Cal Raleigh should win the AL MVP simply because he pushed the phrase "Big Dumper" into our national lexicon and we all get to scream "DUUUUMPPPER!!" whenever he hits a bomb.

Dudes Rock (Naylor's Version)

You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”

I want to meet the person at the Ontario provincial government who found quality audio of an anti-tariff speech by Ronald Reagan and thought to use it in an ad during the ALCS. They've got to be feeling the kind of high that only comes along once or twice in a career.

Every single insurance company spends $5 billion per week to familiarize us with quirky spokespeople and their anthropomorphic animals. We spend 1/5th of our lives watching them caper about. They're able to do this because of the profit margins on the important product they produce (denied claims).

me: [proposing to my girlfriend in front of the Eiffel Tower] yes or no answer quickly. and don’t worry about all those sirens her: my god that’s a beautiful ring.

Mariners vs Jays is the most “I just hope they both have fun” series.

reading the Halligan exchange with Lawfare and it raises an important question: drunk or stupid?

i've never seen a baseball player break up a double play by leaping into the air, spinning 180 degrees, and taking the throw to the back of the dome. it was perhaps the most beautiful thing i have ever witnessed