Trump is melting down on Truth Social again this weekend.

beautiful darkness checking in this morning🖤✨

Nanights Everything and Everyone

Episode 6 of Deadloch Season 1 and I have to get some sleep.

updated my phone and now it’s a ouija board

Fuck. After Chuck Norris and Robert Mueller, I got excited when I saw Logan Paul trending.

I'm sorry but Cath is fucking annoying but funny

I'm watching season 1 of Deadloch so I can watch Season 2. I forgot how fucking hilarious this show is.

My rottweiler just bit the cat, his sister Brutus, n a handicapped bird. All bc he wanted to get under the lap blanket the cat was sleeping on

I spilled weed on the counter, so I just swept it into my bowl of mashed taters. It's all good.

Shut up man! Just fucking stroke out n die ALREADY

Poop

bad guy: we can do this the easy way or the hard way. me: you're wasting your time. i'll never talk. bad guy: *turns to henchman* have him fold the fitted sheet. me: the diamonds are in my sock drawer.

Why is it wyte men of all ages and older wyte women, that think rules do not apply to them? I am genuinely curious if this is a thing, a performance, a disability, lack of understanding, social issue...

Where did all these scam bots come from. The begging ones from countries I've never heard of.

When did the character count number shrink so small? And the font too. What the fuck bsky??

I don't think your brain trash is better than mine just because you speak in glitter.

My knee is bothering me where It was burned. The blisters are gone n all the skin is pink. Haven't been wearing my leg brace or kinesiology tape, bc of the 2nd degree burns. My arm is nearly healed, the pink is starting to blend. I might cook a simple meal tomorrow tho. I'm exhausted all the time.

50 years later, The Robert Cray Band is still at it. With five Grammys, a place in the Blues Hall of Fame, and over 20 albums, they remain a keeper of the flame for the blues and American roots music. #RobertCrayBand #OneHitWondered

The week ending March 21, 1987, The Robert Cray Band, featuring famed blues guitarist Robert Cray, earned US #OneHitWonder honors when their blues-rockin’ “Smoking Gun" entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #36. The single spent 6 weeks on the chart, peaking at #22. #RobertCrayBand #OneHitWondered

goldfish zombie apocalypse

Did the arena PA just play the vocals for "I Like To Move It" over the music for "Blurred Lines"? If they did, that's fucking amazing! #BUFvsLA #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres

I love it when we can all set aside our differences and come together to make fun of Elon Musk. That's what community is all about

Could one of you dick pic/movie posting accounts create a blocklist for your community and add all of all the people like me that do not want to see you naked? Thankx

What is 70s music?

That's just a nuke, y'all didn't really need San Antonio did ya?

(POTUSA voice) houston rock

I'm in my bed if anyone wants to smother me with a pillow.

What is building an A-Frame house?

Remind me again, when did I ask you for this useless advice you're determined to shove down my throat. Fuck off into oblivion please.

For sale one reply guy, never understood.

Oh clam pizza I love you so

Ok so notifs are busted again. If y'all @ me, reply, or DM, I don't know unless I obsessively check the app. Thank you so much for your attention to details @support.bsky.team .

Why is the sound of animals chewing food ADORABLE, but a human eating loudly makes me murderous?

If I can read your texts a row away and you’re a racist cunt…I’m gunna fuck up your night

Interceptor Missiles cost $2million a piece

Remind me again, when did I ask you for this useless advice you're determined to shove down my throat. Fuck off into oblivion please.

ICE is raping and impregnating the little girls they kidnapped and are keeping in their concentration camps.

Ok folks.... vultures are now Recycle Chikkins, take note. Picture i took this morning. California turkey vulture, or: RECYCLE CHIKKIN. Thank you to @baphometboops.bsky.social 🤣

TSA agent: ma'am is this your guitar? me: yeah, how can I help? TSA agent: i'm gonna need to open it up and test it me: okay sure ... me: what are you gonna play?

So all you fuckfarts who voted independent and didn't vote at all.. Are you sorry yet?????

47's admin has rolled back or weakened dozens of air pollution standards, including those limiting soot, airborne mercury & tailpipe emissions. That's just part of the reason why a new study finds that 47's policies will likely drive soaring rates of lung disease & premature death. No pay wall.

This please. So much this please.

Justice for survivors means investigating all credible tips. That includes credible tips against the President. The public demands answers. It is time to depose the President.

(rearranging the pepperoni on my frozen pizza) I’m a chef

Back in the day, shitposting was using a Sharpie in a bathroom stall.