Kebab time YES

Rob asked me if I wanted to watch ID4... Silly bro I turned the DVD into a frisbee.

Happy Independence Day! It's important that while we're enjoying our cookouts and fireworks, that we all take the time out of our day to give thanks to those who fought bravely for our freedom. So big ups once again to Will Smith and that Jewish guy for saving our planet from an alien invasion

Those saloon fights are all well and good but I can’t help but think of all the broken furniture and window sashes that will need attention

Today Jeremy has a special holiday salad. 🇺🇸 🎇

May all your fuses be waterlogged, and may every other bottle rocket be a dud

Captain America: Clifford's Giant Cock (2025)

We should talk more about that one guy who was so against slavery he could barely stand being in the same room with those southern shitheads and the whole thing almost unraveled

Every Saturday around this time I utterly lose my shit cos columbo's not on, then i realise this isn't Sunday

A magnificent 250th Birthday fly past from the RAF over New York. A real tribute to the 'special relationship' from the U.K. to President Trump. Makes you proud.

I love ketchup on hot dogs! It’s so good.

much like The $5.98 E.P. – Garage Days Re-Revisited I too am not very produced by Metallica

Hey did Hefty Hitler give his speech in 107° heat or did he TACO ?

Jefferson and Adams both died on July 4th, 1826, 50 years to the day after signing the Declaration. James Monroe died exactly 5 years later, on July 4th 1831. Just saying, there's a lot of historical precedent here.

I’m here for the food and the friends, today. We’re living on stolen land and we are all immigrants, don’t forget that. ❤️🤍💙

btw if you’re worried about fires in your area, Watch Duty is a great app for real time updates and alerts

Wooo 4 hour nap!

Remember when you had to keep your opinions to yourself in public or get punched in the face? Let's bring that back all over the world.

Fuuuuuck I need a nap.

Let’s celebrate a bunch of crackers stealing an entire continent from the original crackers who stole it before them by recreating horrific battle scenes in the sky for 48 hours until every dog in america has a wall-eyed fit and shits in our beds

It is more than okay to not want to celebrate the 4th when shit like this is going on unchecked in our nation’s capital. America hasn’t given anyone much to cheer for in the last 250 years (unless you’re rich).

The Republicans realized that most people like socialism so now their boogeyman is communists?

OMG 😱 did you hear how bad socialism is? It’s so bad that it feeds the poor, takes care of the sick, makes our streets safer, life less stressful +more affordable and costs the majority little and the Uber wealthy only their fair share in taxes that they have gotten away with not paying for decades!

Of course Patriot Front is marching in DC, police are protecting them. Lots of ICE took off work today to participate, for sure.

+16˚C today. A thunderstorm kept me awake all night. It circled our area like an angry bear! The loud rumble would have woken up the dead. ⚡️ For breakfast: sourdough rye bread with cold smoked rainbow trout and Jamón Serrano, avocado, pansies and flat peach, strawberry, coffee. 🍜

If i go outside you'll get to see my impression of a popcorn kernel exploding

Who wants to tell him

OMG that chilli burp tasted of emotional neglect, flat beer, and permanent life regret. And ghost peppers. Maybe some cheddar. I should have another bowl to make sure.

The award for alt text should go to…

Isn't that covered in fuck off but I love you fam??

When the tariffs started this was what I stocked up on.

*Freeing dogs from overheating to death neglected in hot cars with my crowbar under the seat since 1993*

I’ll drink to that.

Oh look, Fvcking Nazis on the Fourth 🖕

SchoolHouse Rock Rocks. This is my America

I wouldn't be able to light my weed, I would be very angry n pummel you with my paws.

This is the America I'll recognize today. "There's a piece of him that's inside of me,” Swain said. "To understand whose blood is running through my veins, understand the connection that I have and how we got to where we are today, I think that is amazing." abcnews.com/US/1st-confi...

Happy Fourth of July to mungo Jerry. I know they’re British, but it feels right to call them American

who needs attention rn?

Remember when you had to keep your opinions to yourself in public or get punched in the face? Let's bring that back all over the world.

The Bicentennial was better.

Essential 60s music

did i mention my bff is a librarian

Aileen Wuornos Johnny "Wad" Holmes Morganna the Kissing Bandit The Inventor of Pop Tarts A Hotdog

Patriot Frot

This day in history. 1983. Ronald Reagan's Interior Secretary James Watt declared The Beach Boys unsuitable to perform at 4th of July celebrations because they attracted the wrong element then was forced to apologize because the wrong element included Ronald and Nancy Reagan.