Bet none of y'all know that there were 3 separate train derailments/crashes in the last week. In Spain. But I bet that if you don't read Euro-papers, you didn't know.

Welp. Looks like 5 of my fave reply ppl have blocked me. Oh well.

someone must have opened up a pretty fucked up fortune cookie to bring us all to this point

Honey Bunches of Scroats is this anything?

Leaving AAA batteries and canned goods out for blizzard claus tonight

The only way out of all this is comprehensive immigration reform, which means the only way out of this is eliminating the Senate filibuster. End of discussion. When you hear the word filibuster, think about Renee Good. About kids being detained. Don't let Senators bullshit you about this anymore.

Hotboxing the Urkel Transformation Chamber

218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.

He does control all things… that’s what I’ve heard

This is Boro. He went missing in southern Spain after a train derailment that killed 43 and injured 150. After four long days, he was captured by firefighters and has finally been reunited with his family. 14/10 welcome back buddy

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PLEASE SIGN AND SHARE!! TIME FOR CONGRESS TO DO THEIR JOBS!!! THE VICTIMS DESERVE JUSTICE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! www.change.org/p/demand-con...

23 January 1912 | French Jew, Jacob Mestmann, was born in Paris. He was deported to #Auschwitz from Compiegne on 5 June 1942. No. 38786 He perished in the camp on 19 July 1942. --- 📖 Jewish prisoners at KL Auschwitz: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/29_zydzi_en/

what would you think To be thus used? this is the strangers case; And this your mountainish inhumanity.

this knight: he is a good one

I haven't done this in a while and I knew I wouldn't after the move but fuck it. And, sorry, it's Spotify. If you don't spend any money supporting one evil corporation or another who exploits some or most of us, come at me.

#MyWinterStormPrepsInclude a turtleneck and chain, sippin' on a light beer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9X...

It took 1 hour and 38.5 minutes for the Titanic to turn around. The test was done in 1914 with her sister ship The Britannic to find whether Titanic could have made it back to port.

crash out thursday

@bruceshark.bsky.social lookit them tryin to make you gross.

Patti just left for Vancouver until Tuesday! Woo hoo, time to party! [smokes bowl, continues watching Farscape]

(trying to generate the most powerful boo known to man) voldemalort

But(!) Biden was too old, he stuttered, he walked slow! (bc neuropathy foot pain for you stupids) You fucked him bc he didn't save Palestine immediately. Bc he was trying to prevent this *points at US*. Basically instead of saving your own country, you fucked it for the look of failing save another.

Naan bread pizza to refresh the timeline

once again i have an improv show. tonight 8pm los angeles. $6 at the door. wow. www.eventbrite.com/e/dub-set-dr...

They ain't fucking kidding about this cold holy hell.

Ugh ears are bothering me. I hate ear pain.

Therapists are the general contractors of the mind palace and psychiatrists are the structural engineers

Gonna slowly stick a screwdriver in my ear until I am happy with the state of the world

If you can, try to fill your life with curiosity, kindness, and wonder. Also, books, burritos, and boozy milkshakes so strong they would make the old gods blush are pretty good too.

when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings

calculating my age by the number of seconds i am dizzy after i get up from a crouching position

People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.

Teetering on the brink of the last upgrade slot, hope is a dangerous thing

RFK Jr. suggesting Americans snort lines of asbestos to reduce the risk of spontaneous combustion.

Nice mental health you fucking idiot

Remind me not to argue with people who think if you just mind your business and cooperate, you won't be treated poorly. Until they see it happen to someone they know, they aren't going to believe it.

get in loser, we’re crashing tf out

Every time I see one of these I want to ride it like it's the atomic bomb in Dr. Strangelove

THIS THIS THIS THIS

i made a heart shaped candle out of ear wax for you, please respond

if you truly knew the muffin man you'd know he only mantains that residence on Drury Lane for nefarious purposes he doesn't actually live there

sorry i bit you can we still go to dinner