Emotional Baggage Claim
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Barista yelled āWaldoā and no one came to the counter. This is it. This is my moment. Years of training have led to this. I will find him.
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A French manicure is basically a French dip but with your fingers. Youāre welcome.
about 18 hours ago
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Intoxicated! At the World Cup
about 23 hours ago
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Intoxicated! At the World Cup
about 23 hours ago
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Bluesky would be way better on an old school Blackberry phone.
1 day ago
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California Dreaminā: Woke up to a crazy person screaming outside my window.
1 day ago
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What doth it do, fucksticks?
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What doth it do, fucksticks?
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2 Girls 1 World Cup
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Me: *Changes cats litter.* Cat: *Instantly drops a nuke.*
2 days ago
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K Spesh
2 days ago
Itās starter pack Wednesday! (according to me) Follow these accounts or suffer the consequences (a joyless life)
go.bsky.app/NqK4crn
add a skeleton here at some point
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Me: *Changes cats litter.* Cat: *Instantly drops a nuke.*
2 days ago
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2 Girls 1 World Cup
2 days ago
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Go Austria!!! Go sports!!!
3 days ago
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Iām currently inside of the worlds cup.
3 days ago
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Did you know the World Cup has been protecting dudesā nuts for almost a hundred years? Since 1930 to be exact.
3 days ago
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Did you know the World Cup has been protecting dudesā nuts for almost a hundred years? Since 1930 to be exact.
3 days ago
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An Iced Banana Protein Cream Matcha? Just call it a cold cumshot, Starbucksā¦
3 days ago
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Forrest Plump
3 days ago
ME: this is where the magic happens *opens my car where I regularly eat a bucket of fried chicken on my lunch break while in tears*
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Wilbur72
3 days ago
Your Mom doesnāt like soccer because she heard itās against the rules to touch the balls
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5am. Just kept an inappropriate reply to myself. Killing it so far today.
3 days ago
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chris.
4 days ago
"PUT IT DOWN." (me, to absolutely everyone, at the ska show)
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Eat a bag of certified organic, free-range dicks.
4 days ago
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My cats speak French, so donāt bother saying āpspspsā to them. It wonāt work.
4 days ago
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My cats speak French, so donāt bother saying āpspspsā to them. It wonāt work.
4 days ago
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Eat a bag of certified organic, free-range dicks.
4 days ago
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Forrest Plump
4 days ago
THEM: YOLO ME: you promise?
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Been there, did nothing.
4 days ago
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This email couldāve been anything else that didnāt require me to clean the pizza grease off my hands and pick up my phone.
4 days ago
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stefan
4 days ago
my bank app says state laws require that i verify my identity and iām like āwait, you werenāt already doing that?ā
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šÆš BurritoZenššÆ
4 days ago
FYI
add a skeleton here at some point
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Me: *Wakes up, goes down stairs, starts laundry, makes coffee, does the dishes, and even goes for a small jog around the back yard.* Apple Watch: Almost there! Keep moving for one minute to make progress towards your stand goal.
4 days ago
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*Flies to NY and asks every NYPD officer if theyāre the one from NYPD Blue.*
4 days ago
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*Flies to NY and asks every NYPD officer if theyāre the one from NYPD Blue.*
4 days ago
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Me: *Wakes up, goes down stairs, starts laundry, makes coffee, does the dishes, and even goes for a small jog around the back yard.* Apple Watch: Almost there! Keep moving for one minute to make progress towards your stand goal.
4 days ago
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Monday again? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 1,860 times, shame on me for continuing to act surprised every single week.
4 days ago
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hopeful66
5 days ago
go.bsky.app/Pa21T1a
add a skeleton here at some point
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I canāt fix stupid. However, I did cancel my Giants season ticket package for next year after the homophobic bullshit we had to witness on Friday and then the non-apology from the team to follow it. You can have your dumb opinion, but Iām not fucking paying for it.
5 days ago
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A T-shirt cannon would improve morale here.
5 days ago
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2 in the Pink, 1 in the Floyd.
5 days ago
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Dak
5 days ago
The higher the ponytail, the more likely she is to stab you.
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I had group chats in my head long before Bluesky thought of it.
5 days ago
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Cricket, Gold Star Bisexual ššš
5 days ago
the real group chat is the group chats we Irish goodbyed along the way
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I like to think Iām in a group chat with all 3.4k of you. You just canāt really respond properly and have to listen to my dumb ideas over and over.
5 days ago
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Starting a ska band with a herd of geese as the horn section.
5 days ago
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