I want you the way I want coffee in the morning—hot and wet.

It’s 3 minutes past jizznight.

i put my underpants on just like anybody else, dipped in gherkin juice

It’s important to be kind and to help when you can, but that doesn’t mean everyone has a right to your time.

*respawning in your game* are you mad at me?

Where in the world are they getting housing policy right? I’d like to learn from that.

Show us how you've changed. Me at 17 and me at 49 soon to be 50

Men will ask for more weight while being pressed to death in 1692 Salem rather than go to therapy

How bad does he need to get for the GOP to remember our constitution???

"It sounded sane in my head"

Be kind, help others, and don’t forget to live for yourself.

Reskeet with a favorite pic of yourself

The only thing that keeps me going is pure stubbornness. And maybe a little hope. It's day to day.

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

If you thought trauma had broken you, it didn’t; it gave you a new life direction.

Never underestimate humanity's ability to make a good thing worse.

Sunday afternoon: that magical time when you’ve done nothing and you’re already exhausted from it.

Still punk as fuck I say to myself as I fill my pill container for the week

Walking in Brooklyn to know that I’m alive

collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal

The fucking exceptional singularity that is you

Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.

just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

really haven’t been producing many quality posts lately, appreciate y’all for sticking around anyway despite my utter lack of creativity

celebrating goth day by only watching victorian-era porn

andor spinoff called ifthen

When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults

Sorry I’m late, but I couldn’t unseal my crypt

In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.

Sorry I missed your email. It was on purpose. Kindest regards

You look like you smell of happiness and no pain. Let me have a taste of that.

her: do that thing I like me: buys cheese

I drink to feel less… apparently I need to drink more

Some people will not “get” you, but what matters is that you get yourself.

*waking up* …hmmm do I feel like a ladybug or a murder hornet today…

my posts are intended for an immature audience reader indiscretion advised

Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)

DMing people from Twitter like: Do you remember if I hate you or not?

Sneezed so loud the music changed 🤣

Starting a anger management support group called Fuck This.

nah, I know who my people are, thanks

at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you

I don't need to prove anything, my presence or lack of presence speaks for itself.

And when the sky comes to life, how can you not wanna share that with someone

Sometimes I go back to my old life for a little while to remember that it no longer exists.

In case I haven’t told you lately, you are so so worth it.

The Cure’s “The Love Song” reminds me of you. But lately, what song doesn’t?

There’s nothing like walking into a glass door to remind you that dignity was just a rental, and you’re three months late on the payment.

When life becomes confusing, put on your favorite song and just dance.