Wrong answers only Quote post with a photo of YOUR president

Why’s she lookin at me like that

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Choose kindness today

Had a flashback from my teens. My band director told me to play my part lower, like a whisper. And I ghost played it. No notes just the motion there of. 🤣 total ass move and she threw her baton at me. I deserved it.

Probably directed at me

‘Bout that time 😎

Seems I’m out of Dude bar soap. So today I’ll be smelling like my wife’s Cinnabon body wash

Music is so cool. It's just normal sounds we hear in the world that are deliberately organized and somehow that makes us feel very interesting emotions.

😂

Registan’s Golden Dance #WindowsOnWednesday #eastcoastkin #photography #art #travel #uzbekistan #scape #landscape #stormhour #photohour #urbangaze #wednesday #bluesky #blueskyart #photographersofbluesky #blueskyphotography #light #architecture

The Queen 4"x6" #gouache

I have no need for a car. But if I absolutely had to have one…

and here’s another grief: Tired of people who haven’t gone to college down talking it like it’s a waste of time like it’s a breeding ground for liberal thinking That person who committed their life to college debt for an art degree contributes so much to society They’re our warriors

👀 open.spotify.com/track/4VcV0t...

Cisco Kid? Was a friend of mine

Fresh hell of medication side effects has arrived

Brass Monkey Either you know or you don’t 😎

Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

Fur ball finds …😐

You can steal my hoodie any day

Look at my cat, Just a baby 😁

If you hear me cursing and slamming kitchen cabinets just ignore #adulting

hearing that last piece of “lasagna bitch”calling me from the kitchen

It’s sticky

Your favorite Danny ✌🏾

Now the edible hits

Good news is I lost the 10lbs my dr told me too. Bad news is, he actually said 10%

Just the tip Thursday never goes as planned

You know you’re high af when a celery stick taste good

Say less... no, really!

My arm is bump’n

Me going into the kitchen cause I need a snack

I think my cat just asked me if I’m buzzed

Me:I’m gonna bake something Wife: Oooo, Brownies? Me: …myself

I still don’t know if fries came with that shake

Baked but I need to get up in 6hrs And pizza sounds good right now

You ever think about what the actual fuck would happen if you did die suddenly without warning? Like, what would I have in my pockets? What if I was hungry? What if I was in a public restroom? I mean, we really don’t get a choice. I hope when it’s my time it’s in my sleep. No pain is all I ask.

Me when my wife asks if I did the thing she asked me to do today

Here’s what I think of this Liquid Glass #ios26

@stonedeva.bsky.social I be Tubin’

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

You need a snack or a hug?

Craving dim sum

Get lost everynoise.com

At the beginning, it sounds like he just stubbed his toe open.spotify.com/track/2xsTC3...

It just sounds better in Spanish