Having a big heart is a gift. Doesn't mean everyone deserves access to it. Be more selective where you distribute your, time, attention and energy.

Coffee gives me the strength to screw everything up every single day.

I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.

I just rolled a joint. Yeah be jealous.... It was my ankle but whatever

Coffee because therapy is too expensive.

Finally realizing that the reason why we always end up with one odd sock everytime we do laundry, is because the dryer eats the sock and barfs it in the lint trap.

Friend text.... Friend: morning... I have two problems can you talk? Me: Have you had coffee? Friend: No, not yet Me: There's the first problem. The second is that you are texting me before I've had mine.

If you don't say "Okie dokie" are you even an adult.

Never miss the call

Klondike got nothing on coffee.

I can't turn water into wine but I can turn water into coffee.

If you've never walked a mile in my shoes then don't tell me I can't wear Velcro.

A Gentle Reminder It’s okay to fall, to crumble, to bend, Healing takes time, broken hearts will mend. So be kind to yourself, forgive the pain, The sun always rises after the rain…….

It would be absolutely amazing waking up with you already inside me...... ~ Coffee

People are experiences, not possessions.