Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
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In case I haven’t told you lately, you are so so worth it.
12 months ago
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Constipated from shitposting, never.
about 3 hours ago
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Blessed from a boatload of sneezes.
about 3 hours ago
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Idioms are my love language.
about 3 hours ago
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My Mum was always the scotch tape queen. We’ve evidently moved into a decorative paper clip phase. Cute, really.
about 3 hours ago
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Fowl play is me making chicken instead of turkey for thanksgiving.
about 9 hours ago
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Sunrise.
about 20 hours ago
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If someone says “there’s something to be said about-“ rest assured it’s a lot more than just about something.
1 day ago
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My red sauce comes in vats.
1 day ago
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Pop my hip back in and chill?
1 day ago
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Mood: On vinyl.
2 days ago
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Grocery! Is a disco.
2 days ago
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Let me guess.
2 days ago
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Veruca's Alt
3 days ago
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
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The air smells of snow.
3 days ago
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I speak more word caesar salad.
3 days ago
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Foolishness. As it should be.
3 days ago
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Pizza with Alfredo sauce cause cheese beats tomato or however that saying goes.
3 days ago
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Veruca's Alt
4 days ago
Self care is a giant plate of onion rings.
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I seem to get the grocery cart with the wonky wheel. Strange gravitates towards me literally.
4 days ago
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But wait there’s no more is more likely.
4 days ago
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And as the sun rises.
5 days ago
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Let’s twist again.
5 days ago
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More cowbell, less screaming.
5 days ago
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A soup that turned casserole. Story of my life right there.
5 days ago
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Only in my dreams but then I wake and wonder.
6 days ago
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Turkey in the straw sounds like a fowl coke problem to me.
6 days ago
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One toast flying popcorn Thanksgiving, please.
7 days ago
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Autocorrect changing I like you to I’d lick you is why I’m fun at parties.
7 days ago
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Burnt sienna sunrise.
8 days ago
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Wild night- but it’s the wind that has kept me awake.
8 days ago
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And just when you think hot flashes are over, try eating something spicy.
8 days ago
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My beatboxing name is Vortex.
8 days ago
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Anyone starting a conversation with “first off…” and I’m already singing Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.
8 days ago
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Weirdly superstitious, throwing salt over my shoulder.
8 days ago
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Chic-a-cherry cola.
9 days ago
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Stranded on a desert island vs stranded on a dessert island is why spelling is important.
9 days ago
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Neighborhood text received: “YAY! The white turnip is in!” I can’t hardly contain myself.
10 days ago
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No one says “you bet your bippy” anymore, and this saddens me.
10 days ago
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It may seem like I’m burning the midnight oil, but I’m just doing up some home fries.
10 days ago
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Weirdly or not, I just want chinese take out.
10 days ago
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I’m really not that picky of an eater…it’s just Thanksgiving food that’s not my favorite.
10 days ago
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Derek Nason
7 months ago
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Russ
10 days ago
I am definitely am rubbing off on my granddaughter. When she does something wrong & you ask her if she did it. She owns that shit like boss. Says yeah, smiles & keeps on going.
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Veruca's Alt
12 days ago
Just a girl in love with megalodons.
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Veruca's Alt
11 days ago
Y'all act like you didn't know.
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It’s inevitable.
10 days ago
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Looney Tunes was always my favorite cartoon which remarkably has turned into a life theme.
11 days ago
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Once upon a dream.
11 days ago
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Peak nirvana and chill?
11 days ago
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If Pokémon go and Uno reverse had a baby, just stop.
11 days ago
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