the magic of art isn't in the others viewing. it's in you while you're doing the creating.

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26 day until halloween

I've conquered my demons. Now..what.

time is an illusion except when you’re hungry

My mug says "every day I'm hustlin," and I think perhaps I'll open the blinds today

Two apex hunters, patiently waiting and locked on their prey: a plate of pancakes and eggs.

Maybe coffee is addicted to me, did you ever think of that? *strokes coffee pot lovingly

27 days until halloween 🪓

Cometh.

You’re not a true coffee lover until you slurp the spilled coffee off the counter. Get on my level

having coffee with the boys and farmer mike. anyway, have a killer day. 28 days until halloween.

Free Fall-ing.

Before I get to the recipe let me tell you how this specific sandwich caused the French Revolution in 1789.

my boyfriend is hotter than yours. 29 days until halloween 🎃 🔪

your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”

it’s time. happy halloween season.

Not everything is terrible ♥️

stone steps

welcome to the well fuck side…

Official portrait.

“it’s national coffee day” UMMM, EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!!!!!

My pond cosplaying as a Bob Ross painting.

know your worth, throw in coffee and book money then add tax.

If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!

Is there anything worse than people?

milli vanilli is why i have trust issues

Being funny requires a certain threshold of trauma and eating way more than the recommend daily amount of Flintstones vitamins as a kid.

Kidnapper: your going in the trunk Me: *you’re

my disco balls are disco-ing 💖

Skull Bat

ugh, had to turn off the news and put on a horror movie to relax my anxiety was killing me.

Welcome Autumn 🍂

i put the mental in asylum.

A friend to birds

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

not to be too political or anything but i just had a cherry dr pepper and i’m pretty confident now that i could survive a zombie apocalypse.

Rapture Review: ★☆☆☆☆ Service was terrible, no one showed up to collect me. Sat outside all morning with sandals on for nothing.

sunflower tears🌻

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

The world: imploding, fighting, spiraling. Me: here’s a nice picture of my cat, you’re welcome.

happy first day of fall. 🎃🍁👻

I wish tomorrow wasn’t Monday so I could stay up eating baked apples and ice cream, reading a cozy cottagecore novel, then pass out to my rainforest noise machine like a feral woodland granny.

fuck, i really don’t know how to say this but i can no longer live with this secret, it’s killing me so I gotta get this off my chest and confess. feel free to block if you must but… i love candy corn. there i said it. ok, bye.

The Levitation

and i really mean it…

My love language is making things worse but in a funny way

can you smell what nay is cooking 😆🫢 📖

I don’t have to explain myself to you, you’re not my cat #Caturday