What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning

The raging, hate-fueled, incessant whining of the MAGA cult & that grotesque human pustule they all worship prove irrefutably that ignorance is not bliss.

Sundays is the universe doing a systems check on your will to live tomorrow.

Sunday night is the distant, sad sound of a ice cream truck driving away from your soul.

Good morning entanglement.

Good morning to fans of teams who silenced the haters yesterday only

Really looking forward to ruining some people’s day.

I dunno, I think Frankenstein’s monster has always been hot.

It’s gonna take a lot more than that to change my mind. Maybe do a magic trick or something

Hope its a No Bra Sunday for you

gm and happy Sunday! Hope y'all have a stupendous day! 🫂🩷

Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻

"The Less You Know," is my motto these days.

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Who wants to enjoy this sky with me?

Imagine believing a woman was made out of a man’s rib & thinking the Epstein File are the real hoax 🙄

It's time for picking up where you left off and paying your dues to the troll whose bridge you burned!

Have a great Sunday. May you find your peace and your pops of beauty and happiness and joy. Cheers.

good morning from milwaukee.

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I’m either the best woman you’ve ever had or your worst fuckin’ nightmare. Your choice 💋

People who say they’ve changed, haven’t, they’ve stopped pretending.

I used to be a detective until I took the saying “the proof is in the pudding” way too seriously.

Cool cool cool

I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.

i call my beaver the woodchipperer

Anything’s a fidget spinner if you are handsy enough

Bringing rice to a pie fight

the lake made this

the people who work at taco bell were probably really worried i hadn’t showed up yet today

I need a job that permits me to use a chair.

this is really the only way to live. all apps have notifications off by default. a select few may be enabled as needed. social media and news apps *never* get notifications turned on. to do otherwise is self harm imo

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet country girls make do.

you can collect a broken heart very easily by simply being yourself; keeping it beating is another matter altogether

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Attitude adjustment!? No, this one size only...mine

what the world needs now are statements of the obvious

“Get in the car, no time to explain!” I yell to the stranger on the sidewalk who, justifiably, does not get into my vehicle.

Being loved out loud makes all the difference

Used peppermint soap and now I understand what Listerine feels like on teeth except… elsewhere…

Pizza ❤️ youtu.be/IxxstCcJlsc?...

Get comfortable with the uncomfortable

Hey

Building Wonder • bonsai treehouses

If i ever make a bond film, rest assured that he WILL have a pet cat, and at some point in the film we discover (TWIST) the cat was a bomb 💥🤯 And (REVEAL) his actual cat is safe at home by the fireplace The end Happy caturday 🎂

"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.” -Platato

Happy Saturday Morning everyone. *puts out coffee, tea and toast* Praying for a ton of rain today! Boobies.

They're tackling the housing crisis by officially reclassifying my car's backseat as a "compact urban studio apartment.”

A strange woman saw me put relish on my hot dog and winked. For a terrifying second, I thought I'd been performing a culinary sex act in public.

On a good note, not as consumed with politics these days because it's akin to picking a scab.