resolving to use the word adorbies more in ‘26

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Headphones aren’t enough, some music needs to be injected into your veins.

If anyone wants a new year frame or animation, hit me up.

youtu.be/b_t-I-htbuE?... Mantra for 2026

Sometimes I say things I don’t mean, when I eat to much spicy chicken 🐓 🌶️

I'm getting my lack of friends together to hang out tomorrow night to eat, drink, and shitpost live from my couch.

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

-I hope it's the year we smile our purest and most beautiful smiles. -I hope it's the year we move in the ways only we can and that the world appreciates and lifts us as we do - I hope it's the year that love holds our hand and leads us into a better existence @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social inspired

A few hopes and dreams for all my friends in 2026. *A year filled with magic and fun-filled madness. *A year filled with time to lay in the sun, dance in the rain and sit in the moonlight. *I hope you’ll be able to surprise yourself with love and forgiveness. *And to live life on your own terms ✨🫶🏻✨

It would appear I have a little problem here. This is not my account and it is using my photos. Please report this piece of shit. bsky.app/profile/rayl...

just got a new smart thermostat this thing is pretty sweet

Convos with the bestie. 🩷

Welcome to Bsky, that thought you’re thinking of posting has already been posted.

gripping the buttocks of life

creamed corn is just regular corn that’s really really happy to see you

I’ve had such a case of the crazies this holiday break. And not the adorable variety. Someone please come hit me in the head with a rubber mallet, stat

When I grew up extroverts were just called obnoxious

Welcome to rural Tennessee, where if one of your neighbors isn’t making meth in their house, the other probably is.

In between it all Make sure to BREATHE…

if you forget to renew your shitposter's insurance by the end of the year you may not legally comment on any of my posts I don't make the rules

I'll never be burdened by your presence, but I would absolutely be burdened by your absence. Stay with us, friend. You are irreplaceable.

machete would be a beautiful name for a girl

sending the warmest hug ever🖤

I’d like to wish @tcg14.bsky.social a very happy birthday! He is one of the sweetest people here. He always has something kind to say and this world is better because he’s in it! Happy birthday, love. I hope it’s wonderful! 🩷🩷🩷

Back to life, back to reality 😩

Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.

Wait! What's wrong with your eyes? Oh that, we had some radioactive shrimp.

When your kid knows your vibe a little too well. This lil bitch, I fucking love her. 🩷😂🩷

I’ve pretty much had a Christmas of solitude. Me, weed, food, book. Kinda nice.

the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come

I hope you got everything you wanted.

Festively spoiled. I'm gonna go do art now and smell nice

sneaking another chocolate chip cookie. that makes ten. don’t tell mrs. toothpick

My etsy shop is having an end of year clearance sale if anyone is interested. Now till new years. Surly.etsy.com

On this day and the ones to come I wish you comfort and peace From now on until all your days are done

My son asked for a vintage watch for Christmas. I said how vintage and he said idk, like the 70s or 80s

I’ll dress up as Santa and let you sit on my lap

collective round of imagined applause for accomplishing santa duties

i don't have much to give but i give it all with love

Happy holidays everybody!

merry christmas, you ol’ building & loan!

Was filled with so much Christmas spirit, I had to wake up and pee twice last night

Merry Christmas and a special shout-out to those of us whose naughty lists didn’t have to be redacted.

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think I will go sit in a comfy corner chair for most of the day; perhaps with an unintentional Joker smile

You may now proceed with having a Merry Christmas