A lot of you appear to like your rivalries heated. Like, very heated.

The owner asked for the project deadline to be moved to four days away instead five, I asked if it's done in four days do I get the following four off and he said sure, so now I'm working my ass off for a four day weekend

I have a feeling that I’m gonna eat way too many of these Oreo Reese’s

If God didn't want me to wear a lace g-string she wouldn't have made my ass look so good in one

my ocd is off the fucking charts what asshole decided for exactly one installment to have "j.b." and "turner" on the same line

My punchlist for this week is thirty-eight items long and some line items will take days, drink one for me

I'm two martinis down, watch out

Was about to fucking reply, poured a bourbon, fucking ripped a dart, didn't fucking reply We all fucking win

potholes? you mean road turbulence? ?

The thing is that Pepsi cooler is only coming out one way now, over the bar

Lit a cigarette and lost my martini

A weed cough so deep one's balls hit one's own tonsils

Eating corn dogs while I drink a martini because I am an adult

In the next week I have to epoxy 14 tables, paint five benches, refinish the floor, install ice wells, electric, plumbing, sinks, soda guns, build shelves, install lighting, install fans, and at some time sleep too I guess

I'm taking tomorrow off though, I don't want to stir up dust as the epoxy cures, but Monday it's game on again

One week remaining to get it completed, they've already booked parties

It took all day and I finally made it home but I'm happy with the epoxy

I had fifty-one hours on the clock when I left work an hour ago, I have pounded one martini; and I am trying to decide if two is too many as I have to be back at 7:30 tonight, or if two is warranted as I have to be back at 7:30 tonight

Good Morning!

Good Morning!

Good Morning!

Honestly I'd let him bankrupt me

If only he could read my mind

I love him and I can't tell anyone

If he only realized just how fuckin much I love him

It gets better

Because everyone remembers the breakers

Just waiting for lifetime dues to drop to a grand and then living past one hundred

I spent today running around with blue painters tape and a sharpie, the punch list is crazy long

The owner asked me to get up at the mandatory company wide meeting on Saturday and tell everyone what I've been working on for the past four months, because they've been kept out of the area and we're two weeks from opening it up.

The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.

We texted for hours instead of sleeping last night and even though I am exhausted he put a skip in my step today

Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.

finally, we're living through precedented times

Have we taken over Australia yet I could use one of those ass-kicking kangaroos

Welp, maybe 2027 will be our year.

My drunk self left a wet T-shirt in the washing machine overnight, I guess I didn't finish the laundry

Good Morning!

I ordered him new underwear, socks, and tshirts this morning, if that's not love I don't know what is

*cradling half of the fifth martini with the fingertips of both hands* Six really isn't a bad number per se

Should I make a fifth martini and put underwear on

Showered and ready for that illustrious and sometimes unattainable fifth martini

Still enough time for a fifth martini tho

Advise me: do I make a fifth martini?

I'm four martinis in and by the fifth I normally can't see, sooo...

You don't get sappy skeets until the fifth martini