The way she says "beetroot" 😍

Ladies and gentlemen, Art "Fucking Freight Train" Blakey on this one

Some of the tightest shit you will ever hear youtu.be/7vK0jTEdEvg?...

I use sex to get what I REALLY want: holding hands and cuddling

This is like when your favorite band was retired and then suddenly drops a banger

Another banger from the bird brains at peta

What do I think about Charlie Kirk? Well let's just say he blocked me on Twitter like a decade ago.

They always throw in that "this is what happens in Iran/North Korea/China/Russia" No, bitch it's here and it always has. Fuck you.

I'm always saying this

An Eric Trump/Don Jr ticket would blow these 2 out of the water

Happy Rapture to all who celebrate youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Gm

If you hang out with me long enough you'll hear all of the funeral and robbery and hostage stuff.

Sometimes funny things happen at funerals I have 2 amazing funeral stories that I'm not going to waste on you here. This is in person A Material. But anyway if you're ever going to see Trump genuinely happy it's going to be at a funeral.

Is this what "Jesus Christ on a crutch" means

Oh right these people are all Football Drunk

Update

*walks uphill both ways to flick a lit cigarette at you*

what movie do you consider perfect?

These 2 drunk girls were just acting foolish in the street and say to these 2 cuties next to me *points at wrist "excuse me, it's Sunday right?" They both laugh and then nothing. No replies. Barely even a like. I'm sorry but that shit was charming.

I've been meaning to try this place. I wonder what they serve here

Stopped at that same spot to take the same photo again

These kids in front of me at the movie theater are passing around liquor to each other. Dudes rock

Car, making an illegal left turn almost hit me, a cyclist making a LEGAL right turn in a marked bike share lane. Impossible to say who's at fault here.

My whole body is sore man

Oh you want to call us nazi fascists eh?

The prompt for the Ai photo was "Anya Taylor Joy smelled a fart"

WhatsApp is useful

Sometimes you have to go outside and look at the clear blue sky to reconnect with nature, probably

That's Willie Nelson

I'm serious just sit down and watch the whole thing youtu.be/PGfUdaQseCM?...

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Sometimes I rhyme slow Sometimes I Taylor Swift

We outside

These ones ALWAYS live in Brooklyn

This one girl keeps popping up on the dating apps and she looks so mean and angry in all of her photos and I'm afraid to match because I don't want to fall in love again

"Taiwan for Bidenists" is very funny even though I have no idea what that means. I'll just say that I'm not on Twitter because of the Nazis and literally no other reason at all. I like bluesky because we call them skeets and you can get likes simply for saying "butthole".

Anybody else notice that Pubes Are Back? The full Brazilian has returned to being the outlier instead of the standard. Which is fun.

David Hogg is too Woke for the Democrats. I'm sure this won't bite them in the ass. Not to kink shame but I'm starting to think they like having their asses bitten.

We have one his name is Nathan Fielder

Should I see Him or The Long Walk today?

The internet the day Trump dies:

This is very funny

Ben Shapiro has never had a job

I know people thought AI would cheapen photography, graphic art, and fields like reporting and journalism. I can honestly say I appreciate all of these things when a human creates them, now more than ever. AI-free is about to be the luxury item of the future.