Just picked up a real dad-ass pair of walking shoes and they didn't even check my ID 😭

They kill children on purpose

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

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Vulva is a beautiful name for a body part

One cool thing about the after times is going to be when you idiots are trying to mad maxify your gas guzzlers I'm gonna be jousting your ass on my battle bicycle

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Trump has launched an illegal regime change war. As someone who has survived the horrors of war, I know military strikes will not make us safer; they will inflame tensions and push the region further into chaos. When we abandon diplomacy, we choose destruction.

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How do dogs navigate in cities? My current dog knows exactly where the weed store that has good treats is (7 blocks away). My old dog knew exactly which building in Heels Kitchen to go to if we got off the subway in Times Square. How the fuck do they do this?

'bro' seems to have been replaced by 'dude' in the zoomer vernacular since last week.

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just put the lime in the coconut and no one has to get hurt

lol. lmao even

HAL undress Frank

1000 Andre 3000s VS one HAL 9000

It's crazy that they didn't rename it Papa Shaq's

Depends on what your definition of "know" is

2001: A Space Odyssey is my all time favorite movie still

That's what I'm talking about

The Woke Clanker

They think it's funny

once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time

When I was in college we made a bong out of a tube like this and we called it the Bong of Cthulhu

Isn't this normal Australian behavior tho

I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid that the way I die won't be funny

"Dad would love the absolutely right way I'm going about my cancer treatment... Oops

is this anything

Fuck it, I'm staying up late

Soft and Wet comes right before Crazy You on the track list. Paul McCartney couldn't do that. This dude was NINETEEN

Shit is real good

Side note did you know Diddy is on the back cover?

I have a ton of dope records come at me

Bonus round: I'll only do ones I have on vinyl

Ok she saw me walking towards her, smiled, looked away to hide her smile and then smiled AT me when we passed each other. I saw her at the fruit stand a few weeks ago and she smiled at me then too. We were both wearing headphones. What do I do next time? I have to talk to her

Eating pizza while walking down the street: completely normal Eating pizza on the subway: one of the most psychotic things you can do

Manhattan DA drops assault charge in Washington Square Park snowball fight gothamist.com/news/manhatt...

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Jesus Christ.

hold me closer holy diver

He did it again today. I do not understand. He's as old as me. He should know better.

That's a spicy meatball

What’s happening in Kansas is a giant alarm for all you “purity test” shitheads, a last chance for you to determine what kind of human you are

Waymo is in NYC now

I like street photography btw