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What’s the difference between cyclosporiasis explosive diarrhea and just regular Taco Bell explosive diarrhea?

Nazi punks fuck off

I’m not an expert, so I’m just gonna throw this out here. Maybe don’t let dudes with Nazi tattoos run for office?

I wonder how many of the World Cup Visitor’s to the USA have googled “How long does it take to get diabetes?”

In celebration of our nation’s 250th birthday, masked white nationalist gathered and marched through our nation’s capital. 250 years and this is what we have to show for it. It’s time for us to do better America. Not a one of these unseasoned cowards would dare show their face to a true patriot.

Today is a good day to stand with Major Jason Watson.

Today seems like a great day to remind the White Delegation that every Caucasian living in the United States is descended from immigrants. ALL Of Us.

CERN has now shutdown the Large Hadron Collider for matinence and upgrades, it is not expected to restart until 2030. We have 4 years to unfuck reality. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Trump says the fence is only temporary until a wall can be built around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool that Mexico will pay for.

You “ate” a gummy - liar, you ate at least half a bag of those bears or worms. You “took” a gummy - you better pray to god you didn’t take half a bag of those.

These pimps understood the assignment! Rockin the tan suits to the opening of the Obama Center is mythical level trolling. 😎

I’m just gonna watch the Grand Opening of the Obama President Center over and over so I can remember what hope feels like.

This peace deal is giving “I’ll catch up on all my homework by Friday so I can go out this weekend” vibes.

Talking movies this episode and why my wife is ready to see Masters of the Universe. 😎 #80skid

My son just graduated high school and I insisted that he wrote out his thank you cards and addressed all the envelopes himself. I might need to include typed translations.

My kid decided to TP the principal’s house after graduation for his first attempt at a “senior prank” 😆 What was the best prank you pulled as a kid? Did you get caught? www.substack.com/@outofthedemo #seniorprank #genzlife #genxparents #seniorprank2026

Playing peek-a-boo with their first grandchild. GenX: WAAZZZZZUP!!

*NEW!* AMERICAN DEW ZERO Zero Empathy 🇺🇸 Zero Accountability 🇺🇸 Zero Justice 🇺🇸

Hoist the colors!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊😎

My buddy JD and I do a podcast now! This episode I talk about my GenZ kid’s first adventure in TP’ing. 😎

I’m The Goonies & The Breakfast Club GenX not MAGA GenX.

Zorak has been disguised as Jack White this whole time!

Colbert walking into the Late Show like: You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Got the boy a haircut so he can blend in with the rest of his emo alpaca herd at graduation.

I’m Choose Your Own Adventure GenX not MAGA GenX.

Too high for BlueSky… 🫪 are my eyes Ka$hed?

I liked The Boys better when it was fictional.

Everybody who plays pickleball is 40+, of course she’s the GOAT! It’s like walking into a retirement home and challenging the residents to play dodgeball.

It’s official. I can no longer distinguish meme from reality.

Bro, a tattoo advertising room for balls on your chin seems a little on the nose. #epsteinballroom #MAGAts #YoureInACult #stupidtattoo #ballroomblitz #CuckForTrump

I’m just going to watch Colbert interviewing Obama on repeat until the serotonin kicks back in.

I miss Obama. Hell, I’m nostalgic for W at this point!

MAGAts coming for Luke Skywalker like they don’t know he curb-stomped an entire GALAXY of fascists.

You don’t get to enjoy Cinco De Mayo if you support ICE. Don’t look at me, you voted for that shit. #AbolishICE

Bad Bunny is coming for that Dos Equis money! #staythirstymyfriends #themostinterestingmanintheworld #metgala

We ride at dawn. #ThisIsNOTtheWay

HORSIES! To all who celebrate. 🏇

My straight A’s High Honor Roll son can not / will not distinguish the size of spoons. Teaspoons, tablespoons, serving spoons… He’s eating cereal with a ladle.

The DOJ reminds us again that seashells are like kryptonite to fascists.

The My Pillow guy impersonating Ted Nugent cosplaying RunDMC while addressing the troops at the Pentagon this morning was not on my bingo card.

On god. I thought this was a meme.

Sunday Monday happy days Tuesday Wednesday happy days Thursday Friday happy days Saturday that’s the day my pill planner needs filled… 🎶

JESUS: *turns water into wine* JUDAS: *from the shower* okay that DOES IT

A lot more selfies than most shootings. Get those clicks!

I hope no ears were pierced at high velocity. No injuries reported. Thots and prayers. 🙏

“I hate Illinois Nazis.” 😎 #youreinacult #theyrenotonamissionfromgod #genx

Earthlings, this is your day. #earthdayeveryday #earthday #genxpodcast

Who could have foreseen this disaster coming??? I mean, except anyone paying attention… #tuckercarlson #youreinacult