The B2B Movie #ruinamovietitle

what's your favorite dinosaur

Legendary interview moment with the director of Morbius about Jared Leto’s behavior on the set of Morbius uproxx.com/movies/morbi...

hardest part of being undercover fashion police is when the bad guys make you wear a terrible outfit to prove you're not a cop

there's mini series, short run shows (a few seasons), long running shows (six seasons and a movie) and then there's generation shows

seasons are too short now

Stoned Cold Steve Austin hahaha good one me

🚨 OUT NOW on @dropout.tv - episode 18 of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Our motley crew uncover more secrets as they search Zuhmara for allies... 🤫 #CloudwardHo

Worrying is like worshipping the problem.

Mayor Eric Adams, fresh off ending his mayoral reelection bid and resigning himself to serving only one-term as mayor, jetted off over the weekend to Albania for four full days on taxpayer dime. Incredible! Wow! Historic! Nothing fishy here! Go get 'em Mayor Adams! hellgatenyc.com/albania-adams/

it's me, your cousin Mallard. you know that new sound you've been looking for? well listen to THIS youtu.be/z_75Gjpmi1k?...

Measure Twice, Cut Once xkcd.com/3149/

new idea! A Lord of the Rings story set in the world of Fallout. Set hundreds of years after any of the existing storylines, we follow a group of humble Vault Dwellers as they are given a quest by a very old robot. Dúnedain are Super Mutants, Elves are Ghouls, and Dwarves are BoS

Nicole Kidman Nicole Childmale Nicole Babyguy Nicole Tykeadult Nicole Sproutgrownup Nicole Toddlerdude

have you high fived anyone yet today? it's good for eye hand coordination and for friendship

I like teef

DONT LIKE ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

JUST IN: President Trump has told top U.S. commanders that the military would be used against "enemy within."

written communication is tough, because whenever i read something I'm casting voice actors in my head. if my brain casts Margot Martindale for your texts, I'll assume you're cool and wise. if it casts Pauly Shore, I'll assume you're a twat

Featuring graphics (and a link) to graphics I made illustrating just how bad things may have gotten if we *didn’t* act to mitigate the ozone hole! www.earthobservatory.nasa.gov/features/Wor...

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you're good at it or not.

“Just be yourself” can sound like cliché and bad advice, because honestly, it goes badly sometimes. It can hurt. Some people will reject you. But the reason it’s worth it is that when things do work out, it’s with people who really like the real you, and that feels so much better than pretending.

@roll20.net found some fans in my neighborhood

Coming up soon: Filipino American History Month! Here's a list of recommended reads from @sfpubliclibrary.bsky.social. sfpl.bibliocommons.com/v2/list/disp...

see something blue, post something blue 💙 👽

don't drop saucy takes without a source

subtly downgrade a band neutral oat milk hotel

you can't spell "anally" without an ally

knuckle tattoos that say CORN COBS

do not EVER say the word fuck. its a bad word. dont do it. if i ever catch you saying fuck your days are over. dont even fucking think about it

Even W did a spot on Colbert after the 2006 WHCD www.cbsnews.com/news/troops-...

plastic surgery is like murder. if you do it right, no one knows you did anything at all

They should just spell it meem

It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨

Manic Pixie Dreamgirl = Quirky Radioactive Screamgirl = Quarky

There is a hole in the world, a void, an emptiness, shaped like the art you haven't made yet.

the kick you and i need

ela: uau, onde será que ele aprendeu isso??? ele: uau, onde será que ELE aprendeu isso???

country music version of Alanis "dang if that ain't ironic"

there's a South Asian accent that makes the word "police" sound like the word "bullies" and dang if that ain't ironic #openyourthirdeye

Bye bye spanakopita pie took the Kia to IKEA for some Billy supply

Mario is making me wet ☔

when the back of your neck hairs start to prickle, it's time to take a break from social media

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

the bsky is spicy today. time to take a break. love one another, let peace be your goal, and justice your means to get there

most American elections have less than 35% turnout. we need to stop fighting over the tiny minority of right leaning voters who call themselves independent but usually vote Republican. we need to bring out the members of our community who have never felt like they had a voice before.

CAN WE STOP THROWING PEOPLE LIKE ME UNDER THE BUS TO TRY TO WIN OVER THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ME

if you kiss at Olive Garden is that incest?