💥Civilians are still trapped under the rubble from this morning’s Israeli murderous rampage across Lebanon. Israel has just committed another massacre in Beirut — burying more people alive inside their own homes. No warning. No escape. Just pure terror and destruction. @sarahabdallah.bsky.social

Wings over Stanley Park #Vancouver

The defendant will plead artistic intent.

"We have a guy. He's killed popes before and he'll kill popes again. Capiche, Your Wokeness?"

A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

Trump's great strength is that he plays the game in America. It's like being the best team in a beer league. When he goes up against the Champions League teams, he gets his ass handed to him.

When I was a CPC staffer trying to get them to accept climate change as real, Gladu would often remark that we didn’t need climate action because Canada has trees. This is wild.

No surprise that Destroy Infrastructure Week is a bust.

A TACO Tuesday is a good Tuesday. Chicken is a lot better than beef.

Chris Murphy: "He's not telling the truth. But if you accept even part of the Iranian statement, Donald Trump has agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz. That is extraordinary and cataclysmic for the world."

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

Tucker Carlson says Canada is a “police state”? Perhaps he saw some footage from Minneapolis and got the geolocation wrong? Perhaps he heard Canada has plenty of ice and assumed it was in all caps? 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @steveburgess53.bsky.social advises. #uspoli #canpoli

Such a thrilling day for the prediction market!

This makes perfect sense when you remember that Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.

Oh bollocks, Tucker Carlson is doing his Canada shtick again. via @thetyee.ca thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...

This guy is my hero. He basically called Trump a “crazy bastard” at today’s news conference. Who is he????

Proposition: In the overall ranking of Nuttiest Trump Staffers, "Teleported to the Waffle House" dude is only in the Top 5.

They can hide, but eventually Trump's accomplices will be unmasked.

Do an infomercial for Tucker Carlson's Solar Radiation Testicle Tanning.

Great books here by Wiley Wei-Chiun Ho, Tom Hawthorn, Eve Lazarus and others. And thanks for including Cheapskate in Lotusland!

CBS is leasing the Colbert time slot to Byron Allen to air comedy shows. And if that doesn't work, it'll be Thighmaster and the George Foreman Grill. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

He did this years ago with the Boy Scouts. Trump can't adjust. He cannot see past the prison wall of his own ego.

And people eat lutefisk and Bundt cake and wear horns on their heads....

Warning: This Easter, your cheeses may be alive. globalnews.ca/news/1175920...

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution

I remember my dad, suffering from dementia, seeing pictures of planes and thinking he was a fighter pilot, or pictures of horses and thinking he was a jockey. Today Trump thinks he's an ayatollah. Tomorrow, he might be Batman.

Pam fell faster than the Dow.

The Vaquita porpoise, found in the Gulf of California, is critically endangered, with fewer than a dozen known to exist. It is the only species believed to feel sympathy for Pam Bondi. www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...

At least Pam can fall back on her investments. How's the Dow looking?

They never learn. You sell your dignity, your humanity to Trump. And it's never enough.

OK, you're saving that expensive Champagne for the big event. But for Pam Bondi, at least you can pop open a sparkling cider.

If you're applying for the job, remember: AG now means Abject Grovelling.

Trump says Pam Bondi will be taking a great new job in the private sector. However, the management of Orange Julius are denying that any decision has been made.

After all, Pam, the Dow is under 50,000.

Pam Bondi out. It's just like after Valentine's Day when the heart-shaped chocolates get cleared out. On April 2, it's the fools.

Looking forward to bombshell revelations about Pam Bondi's husband.

Like nothing anyone has ever seen before....

The "like no one's ever seen before" edit

Uh-oh. There goes Infrastructure Week.

Lincoln had his Team of Rivals. Trump has his Roomful of Loons.

How much of modern American conservatism is, uh, legitimately concerning mental illness

Every day is April Fool's now.

What's making me happy right now is thinking of Trump sitting/sleeping there, with ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA how hard he's losing.

Imagine for a moment the White House response had Stephen Lewis been an American politician.

The US court system is like a scrumptious chocolate cake topped with dog shit icing. The best parts are lower down. Here's a happier court ruling today: www.cnn.com/2026/03/31/m...

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

Wonder if Pope Leo ever writes book reviews? "One rosary bead..."

RIP Stephen Lewis, a great warrior on HIV/AIDS. "He waited for his son to win. I’m not joking. He never lacked for willpower.," says his sister. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...