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I run a nonprofit shoe business. I just make shoes and throw them at people

Creating a half beagle, half eagle creature. I call it a beagle

Creating a half beagle, half eagle creature. I call it a beagle

movies about board games are always the best movies

Swiping a credit card up and down my wife’s butt crack while angrily shouting DECLINED DECLINED DECLINED

Ok, we can't believe we have to make a statement about this, but the booger wall behind table 14 is not an official Chuck-E-cheese attraction, and anyone caught contributing to it will be banned

The buttered popcorn jelly belly is the most demented candy flavor I’ve ever heard of in my life

Our chef has a special visitor coming today! So, uhhh, 1000 tokens to anyone who can piss clean for him

We don't wanna only be known as "the place where that kid died," so we added spaghetti to our menu

“You’re a bad person, Joker.” “I’m sorry, Batman.” “Let’s get you the help you need.” “Thank you.” Like is it really that hard

Boy, I wouldn’t want to be a fishing boat in Venezuela right now, or a fishing boat in general

Holding up a sign that says “free cookies” so that people think I have free cookies

Now I dont want to sound ungrateful, but I noticed that my engagement went down. I really want to keep this project going, so if you like what I do, please tip me or like or comment. Please. I feel like im posting in the void these days. It's just that I work really hard to bring you this content.

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bending my wife over a couch and forgetting why

My AI girlfriend is leaving me for my AI best friend

Dracula.

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Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

On a scale of one to ten my dick is about three inches

Explaining to my date that I’ve never even pooped one time ever in my life and I have no idea where that poop came from

Explaining to my date that I’ve never even pooped one time ever in my life and I have no idea where that poop came from

Coroner: Victim appears to have been beaten, stabbed multiple times in the chest, and finally decapitated. Me: Better inspect his penis

Dracula.

(respectfully) Diane Keatoff

If I ever win the lottery, I won’t say anything, but there will be signs

Hair.

After nine Ant-Man movies I bet Paul Rudd has to eat like a pound of ants to get aroused sexually

WE SHOULD MAKE MORE HOLOGRAMS OF CELEBRITIES AND WE SHOULD MAKE THEM CAPABLE OF SUFFERING.

Screaming at my infant son about how I’m a warrior and how I have the best warrior ethos

I’m covered in rapture sauce

If I ever lose an arm I’m stealing the arm of the closest person to me

Oh no they only raptured my penis

When you guys get raptured can I have your stuff

Increasingly optimistic about the coming post-rapture economy

Clogging a toilet with a different toilet

We are all charlie kirk

Well, Boatloaf, it began as a typo. But as soon as I saw it I knew: one day it would be the name of my son.

First date idea: I keep farting and vehemently refuse to stop

Getting road head on a bicycle

Me and the boys are discussing our favorite Will Smith moments

Guys they just fired me for taking off my mandatory rubber charlie kirk mask but in my defense it was really sweaty in there and the eyes were too close together

Kirk drones: “NOOOOOO HE WASNT ADVOCATING THAT GAYS SHOULD BE STONED, HE WAS POINTING OUT HOW THE BIBLE CAN BE INTERPRETED IN MANY WAYS AND THATS WHY WE SHOULDNT LOVE OUR NEIGHBORS OR TAKE THE BIBLE TOO SERIOUSLY I GUESS BUT ALSO GAY PEOPLE SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO MARRY BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO AND”

Do these rosaries make my asshole look fat

“Poop soup? Idk, what’s in it?”

look, everybody grieves in their own way. some of us cry. some of us have unpredictable fits of anger. some of us are so devastated that we hire a professional video crew to film ourselves in the best light next to the corpse so the general public can truly understand the depths of our sadness

assuming "rest in piss" is an "expression of a desire for harm" is kinkshaming and I won't stand for it