Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

on January 7, it was all so crystal clear. the day that should have been a funeral turned into a baptism.

When you start thinking about wars as crimes in and of themselves, the idea of "war crimes," as in, "this is the wrong way to make war," becomes patently ridiculous.

To Do list: Consignment Shopping for spot coat Local Library to re-up my account

"GenAI is the futu--

Please remind me what the rationale behind annexation of the Crimean Peninsula was. Was that also a law enforcement action?

There is no war in Venezuela or Ba Sing Se

Okay, then it was a "law enforcement operation" that killed multiple innocent civilians. Who is taking responsibility for that loss? How will they be reprimanded?

Call it what it is: the attempted annexation of a sovereign nation in the global South. They want Venezuela will be the next Texas. After that: Greenland, the next Appalachia; Mexico, our factory floor, Cuba, to go back to the millionaire playground it was before Castro.

and corporations love fascism

I love that I can bake pretty well. I fear it will be more than a hobby soon.

Stranger Things but it's set in Derry (from Derry Girls)

Post a famous bathroom scene

Welp, I guess it's time to get out my Marshawn Lynch jersey and Seahawks Superbowl Champions hat.

the domino meme, with the smallest block labeled "jack dorsey launches microblogging site" and the largest one labeled "united states government run by meme-poisoned white supremacists"

[checks out New York Public Library's In the Future, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This]

Legit blocking anyone in my mentions who says some shit about a distraction from the Epstein files. Jesus Christ shut up.

Yes. We're the baddies.

Happy New Year! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwi...

Ringing in the new year like Dorothy Parker - pissed off, full of tequila, and wondering what fresh hell awaits

Scrolling through the timeline and liking all THE Ohio State hate. I don't even root for Penn State anymore. Old hates die hard.

Blues club New Years Eve.

ICYMI The fascist US government and tech overlords are working together. Your use of generative AI helps them train tech to train us not to believe our own eyes and ears. Eventually they will tell/guide us to a reality they need us to believe. You are building the chains of your own open air prison.

Ruin two bands by combining them XTC+C Music Factory

Writing "Don't Believe Her Lies" on this Poloroid picture of Marjorie Taylor Green.

Pete Seeger --

Please support my new e-reader app, Bombadil

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year. Im sure there will be no issues there at all.

This job has taught me, more than any other thing since I've been here, that I should never believe anyone when they tell you, unprompted, that they don't micromanage employees.

"Is it secret? Is it fucking safe?"

Panic Room is a Home Alone movie

A key thing about corporate use of genAI is that it removes all the friction involved between the executives' weird fetish shit and inner thoughts, and public display It does to corporations what alcohol does to a bigot.

Live your life so well that the whole town shows up to help you when you lose $8,000.

Love, Actually, is for stalking your best friend's wife.

Tanuki sake set!

Granted

Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, sometimes believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

You. Yes, you. Delete that end-of-year round up post right now. Seriously.

Regia Lucha posted a clip of Santa Claus (& El Grinch) in action from the 7th.

Shoot. Almost forgot. Merry Christmas Adam to all who celebrate.

If I were to make a troll account, I'd be hard pressed to think of a better username than "MartinVanUrine"

Panic Room and Home Alone are the same movie. In this essay, I will

The great thing about watching Home Alone 2 is that you eventually get very good at skipping That Cameo.

Want to know an ACTUAL movie you couldn't make today? Police Academy

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I should not be allowed to think about constitutional law.

Every time I see something from or about SCOTUS, I think about Marbury v. Madison and get irrationally angry. Which is weird, because the decision *seems* like a good thing, right?

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Grinch