Her: If you could take a pill and.. Me: YES!!!

I'm thirsty for less

I have a fancy decanter.

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Debating if I should get drunk and tell everyone I love them

remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing

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I bet clown funerals are hilarious: squirting flowers, miniature hearses. Such a shame they all wind up in hell.

Voter suppression is treason in a government based on the will of the people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If the outside of your vacuum cleaner is dusty, I will judge you.

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! Follow me for more Goldfinger quotes

Sometimes I wish I had a cousin named Billy-Bob that had the fastest boat on the river

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Might change my username to Marquee Mark

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Thriving by having no processed food or feelings

Sorry for typing way more syllables than your attention span could buffer. I'll try to keep my next skeet far more concise. No promises or guarantees, but I'll give it a whirl. as they say.

Everything used to be organic. Hell, even I used to be organic.

Punctuation is fun! You should try it sometime.

Slightly diminish a book The Lowered of the Ring: The One Tower

My crush was a bot..or was he.

post your warning sign

Drunk Yoda is a more effective communicator than my Dad via text.

If I had AI write my skeets instead of doing it myself I'd get way more likes. not sure if that's an indication of how bad my skeets suck, how fickle you all are or how crappy the algorithm is. Probably all of the above.

I'll feel happy when I'm good and ready to feel happy.

The guy who named cockroaches was not fucking around

Oh no! It’s caturday and I still have no cat!

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We should just cuddle up under a blanket on the beach and watch the sunset

Might change my username to Hymen Maidenhead.

Time to play "the floor is lava" and jump between flooring protection strips because I don't want to stand on ladder rungs without shoes on

Oh, that's right!...I can't change what happened! *breathes*

I just got passed by a PT Cruiser and I don’t even care

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Today's view from the office.

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

40k people were shot in the US in 2025 125 people per day Doesn't include suicide by firearms. Maybe stricter firearms control would cost less than building a fucking ballroom for everyone.

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rubber trash can filled with used condoms

Oh so I can’t comment if I don’t follow you? Good choice

You scratch noise my leg and I’ll scratch noise yours. -two people wearing corduroy pants probably

What is that bird yelling at? I yell at the squirrel that's yelling at the chipmunk

throws bowl across room I said I want a TOSSED salad!! Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

Someone should have warned me that there would be no sex during my sexual prime

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