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Get into it. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajohfipjaq4
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God bless rednecks with an iq high enough to realize that they're rednecks
about 2 months ago
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SeaTea
about 9 hours ago
Her: If you could take a pill and.. Me: YES!!!
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I'm thirsty for less
about 19 hours ago
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I have a fancy decanter.
about 19 hours ago
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Wordle 1,785 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
about 19 hours ago
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TwoSense
1 day ago
Debating if I should get drunk and tell everyone I love them
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Dreamer
4 days ago
remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing
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Wordle 1,783 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Playing the rhyming game
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Lord Rat Squirt
3 days ago
I bet clown funerals are hilarious: squirting flowers, miniature hearses. Such a shame they all wind up in hell.
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Jen Mercieca
3 days ago
Voter suppression is treason in a government based on the will of the people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If the outside of your vacuum cleaner is dusty, I will judge you.
3 days ago
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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! Follow me for more Goldfinger quotes
3 days ago
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Sometimes I wish I had a cousin named Billy-Bob that had the fastest boat on the river
3 days ago
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4 days ago
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Might change my username to Marquee Mark
5 days ago
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Wordle 1,780 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
6 days ago
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spleenly
6 days ago
Thriving by having no processed food or feelings
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Sorry for typing way more syllables than your attention span could buffer. I'll try to keep my next skeet far more concise. No promises or guarantees, but I'll give it a whirl. as they say.
7 days ago
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Everything used to be organic. Hell, even I used to be organic.
7 days ago
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Punctuation is fun! You should try it sometime.
7 days ago
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Slightly diminish a book The Lowered of the Ring: The One Tower
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7 days ago
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ash
8 days ago
My crush was a bot..or was he.
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jessica jonestown
8 days ago
post your warning sign
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Jack
9 days ago
Drunk Yoda is a more effective communicator than my Dad via text.
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If I had AI write my skeets instead of doing it myself I'd get way more likes. not sure if that's an indication of how bad my skeets suck, how fickle you all are or how crappy the algorithm is. Probably all of the above.
8 days ago
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I'll feel happy when I'm good and ready to feel happy.
8 days ago
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Dumb Beezie
8 days ago
The guy who named cockroaches was not fucking around
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TwoSense
8 days ago
Oh no! It’s caturday and I still have no cat!
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8 days ago
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Wordle 1,777 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
9 days ago
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Wordle 1,776 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
10 days ago
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We should just cuddle up under a blanket on the beach and watch the sunset
10 days ago
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Might change my username to Hymen Maidenhead.
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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Time to play "the floor is lava" and jump between flooring protection strips because I don't want to stand on ladder rungs without shoes on
11 days ago
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
11 days ago
Oh, that's right!...I can't change what happened! *breathes*
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Salty MacTavish
12 days ago
I just got passed by a PT Cruiser and I don’t even care
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11 days ago
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Today's view from the office.
11 days ago
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13 days ago
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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14 days ago
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40k people were shot in the US in 2025 125 people per day Doesn't include suicide by firearms. Maybe stricter firearms control would cost less than building a fucking ballroom for everyone.
14 days ago
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16 days ago
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rubber trash can filled with used condoms
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16 days ago
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Dumb Beezie
16 days ago
Oh so I can’t comment if I don’t follow you? Good choice
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TwoSense
18 days ago
You scratch noise my leg and I’ll scratch noise yours. -two people wearing corduroy pants probably
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
17 days ago
What is that bird yelling at? I yell at the squirrel that's yelling at the chipmunk
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throws bowl across room I said I want a TOSSED salad!! Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?
17 days ago
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Melissa
17 days ago
Someone should have warned me that there would be no sex during my sexual prime
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