Would kill to turn this place into Flyers Twitter Sans Chuds

it's cold in here why is it so cold in here

I’m going to cry

THANK YOU VERY MUCH SMALL TRAVIS

730 IS LATE ENOUGH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS SHIT BEFORE THE SCHEDULED START TIME LIKE EVERY OTHER SPORT

backpack full of snacks for watching the game at the studio because I am a child and also I will fall asleep if I'm not eating some yogurt

If call her daddy can wear oversized sweatpants on her podcast so can I

For some reason I decided to look at the ingredients on a package of airplane biscoff cookies and learned the ONLY flavor is cinnamon and now I’m all messed up.

Listen I know my posts are extremely good but I need you to stop putting me in the discover feed @bsky.app

Not a single ball in the entire Democratic Party

oh no, no thank you

respectfully, get over it

I’ve a food hangover

Happy holidays Rita thanks Joe Happy holidays Rita thanks Joe Happy holidays Rita thanks Joe Happy holidays Rita thanks Joe Happy holidays Rita thanks Joe Happy holidays Rita thanks Joe IT IS NOVEMBER 6 WHY MUST WE DO THIS

Moon’s big (daytime edition)

Hooooolllyyyyyy what a good sunset

It’s so funny that the Flyers won last night

Greb

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Here come the flyers

HAT TRICK WATCH

B.O.B.

Guy’s called Sauce?

NO. THE CLOCKS ARE NORMAL NOW. THEY WERE FUCKED UP BEFORE.

I’m bored

lol “leads” nice job dummy

When was the last time there was a Leads game on a Saturday and no one in Toronto gave a single shit about it?

Writing a letter to Santa to ask him to make me caked up like Kike Hernandez for Christmas

God I guess it’s time to be super annoying about the fact that when we switch the time tomorrow that’s the REAL TIME. The time of nature and the universe. We’ve been living in fake time since spring and it’s bad for everyone’s health!

The sun doesn’t come up in Florida until like 8am and I have had ENOUGH of this southern latitude bullshit

8x8 Danny just do it now

Does taking a long walk still count if you are drinking a latte and eating a croissant while walking

I would try the forbidden soup

Yeah this makes a lot of sense. Zegras and his parents definitely dedicated his entire life and probably hundreds of thousands of dollars to get him to the NHL so that he could do posts

I want to boop one of the tiny lizards so bad but they run away because they don’t know I am Large Friend

Update: the ratio of costume to non costume has tipped in my favor and I feel like less of a freak thx

Dressed up as Wednesday Adams for the conference “costume party” but it’s giving

If they just park him in the press box I fear the intrusive thoughts will take over

Oh wow the baseball game was the @justinklugh.bsky.social tweet in real life

lol that tiny man fucking rules

Still

I want to know nothing about any of you outside of what you think about the Flyers and I mean that in the most respectful way possible

Spent 20 mins at the work conference welcome reception explaining to a dude from Raleigh what offside and icing are, you’re welcome @erictulsky.bsky.social

mfw the waiter lets me order the kids meal burger

*me, while actively watching a peloton workout on my phone* oh my god where is my phone

You gotta give it to him, Erss don’t miss in the shootout

sicko mode

Wait when fell asleep it was 2-2 lmao

When I make myself God-Emperor it will be illegal to let someone pick a window seat that doesn’t have a window without telling them first

You know what’s like… so good? Toast