Anyway if you see this post you are contractually obligated to wish the happiest of birthdays to @billadelphia.bsky.social, who is one of the best people any of us will ever know.

The most hockey-coded name is Brayden. The most baseball-coded name is Cal. The most football-coded name is Jalen. I will not be taking questions at this time.

TACO

Maybe if I keep buying sweaters I can will the weather to change over

happy birthday Gritty

Yeah i'm actually up here right now we're still allowed to do posts

WE BACK! The @broadstreethockey.com Podcast w/@jfdemarini.bsky.social is LIVE! Talking takeaways from Flyers training camp, potential line combinations, roster battles, and more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxjl...

It would appear that the mouse is back and I really don't want to murder these things but last fall/winter was SO EXHAUSTING. I AM A CLEAN PERSON LEAVE ME ALONE

Would you get a load of these things

Emailing my boss and letting her know I won’t be coming into the office anymore because I’ve been raptured and will need to work from home full time moving forward otherwise it’s religious discrimination

Why do I even try to properly fold a fitted sheet like who do I think I am

It would be so sick if they actually did the rapture tomorrow, it’ll really resolve all these traffic issues on 95

Wow the flyers

lmfao what a got dang sports match

To reiterate

birds

Man it really sucks when good, nice people die

Longing for the confidence of the hundreds of soft jiggly ladies posing for impressionist masters

INFORMAL POLL: Do you chew a raw oyster when eating it circle one yes / no

Whose money is this “Wonder” food delivery thing laundering because there is no way they legitimately need so many of these dumb places

Me after I once again get ready for the social engagement way too early

This post got me irrationally excited

I’m a hot girl, i do hot shit* *put on my office slippers and lay down on the floor as soon as I get into my office

I ate my gruel and now I am eating a slice of pizza in the meeting SO WHAT

No why would I want free office lunch when I could just eat the bowl of protein gruel I brought from home

May god have mercy on our souls

Kelly Stop Buying Every New Skin Care Product You See Just Because The Bottles Are Pretty Challenge

Is it too early to lay on the floor of my office and dissociate

Today I learned Joe Corbi’s still exists and I am floored by this

Once again convincing myself that rice crispie treats are healthy when I dump protein powder into them

cry about it

Catch me in DC in two weeks making a grown man take me (an adult) to a supermarket so I can buy sports cereal

Wow look at these two handsome and smart dudes talking Flyers

lol 12 minutes those are some rookie ass numbers

go birds

RIPD @nosalaryretained

go birds my loves

I was lucky enough to be a mostly formed being before the internet poisoned my brain

*having an overwhelming and completely irrational panic attack for no good reason* oh I guess I really DO like him

My posture is so fucked that when I stand up straight I feel like I’m leaning backwards lmao

The flower shop a few doors down from me had this orchid IN THE TRASH so guess who has a new exciting rescue project

What I take away from this is that @madelinecampbell.bsky.social really is the goat

BUST

When will my Market Street 95 On Ramp return from war

Don’t write your thoughts down, fam. Just gleefully communicate them in person, to your friends.

Me whilst reflecting on my life at the end of each year

why am I powerless against free soft pretzels under any circumstance