CrazyFeralCatLady
@kellymild.bsky.social
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Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother. ➡️
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I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.
about 2 months ago
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Just be happy. They hate that.
2 days ago
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Balls deep in the Alcatraz escape documentary
3 days ago
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Another day, another morning where I can't remember if I already took my thyroid med or not.
3 days ago
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Emotionally out of spoons.
5 days ago
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There is a very specific type of grief that only hits you when you're standing in line at the pharmacy at 3pm.
6 days ago
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Just a simple girl with a big heart and a clenched jaw.
8 days ago
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I'm an introvert, but the kind that needs my people nearby while I ignore them.
14 days ago
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If our love died young, I can't bear witness. And it's been so long BUT IF YOU EVER THINK YOU GOT IT WRONG I'M. RIGHT. WHERE. YOU. LEFT. ME. we moved on way too fast from that gut wrencher imho.
15 days ago
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Sitting in the waiting room for therapy like a good little middle-aged, menopausal doobie.
15 days ago
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I don't want to dazzle, I want to haunt.
15 days ago
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rip to all the tweets I thought of while driving and then completely forgot before I got to my destination.
15 days ago
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*gets a rare sudden wave of dopamine* *decides I'm going to take up tai chi* *completely forgets about tai chi the very next day*
16 days ago
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Starbuck Marquis
16 days ago
The 47th circle of Dante’s hell is people who use speakerphone then complain they can’t hear you.
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B 🐝
16 days ago
life hack: take drugs, make art, and mind your own business
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BEAVE
17 days ago
I’ve decided to play dead like an opossum until the world sorts itself out.
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Lizzy
about 2 months ago
Some diggety lots of doubt
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I have a blind cat whom I love more than anything and a room full of books I have yet to experience. All's alright.
17 days ago
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I pity the fool who has kids
21 days ago
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I was trying to be woo woo, your honor.
22 days ago
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I got nothing in common with people who wake up on the first alarm.
22 days ago
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Sure, you could pray on it. You could also do a transmutation spell if you're not a pussy.
24 days ago
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Jared Gonia
2 months ago
I either need to find some gumption or some amphetamines.
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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
24 days ago
Current status: pining for the fjords
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Skinnie Talls
26 days ago
Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
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Jake_Vig
26 days ago
What is it about old white guys aggressively hell bent on destroying everything?
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But your honor, the moon was in Virgo.
26 days ago
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If you do one thing for yourself, please read a book. Bonus points if that book is written by someone who looks nothing like you.
28 days ago
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People who say having children was the best thing that ever happened to them have clearly never had someone cancel plans on them on a rainy day.
about 1 month ago
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Me at 10am: I'm definitely, definitely going to read today. Me at 9pm: Looks up from my phone. "Fuck."
about 1 month ago
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And still, and still, the warmth comes just when you need it.
about 1 month ago
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Clockin' in for existential anxiety hour.
about 1 month ago
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I need solitude like I need water, but only the kind where my favorite people are in the next room.
about 1 month ago
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Positive Quote Of The Day: Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
about 1 month ago
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Siege
about 1 month ago
JOB INTERVIEWER: What are your greatest weaknesses? ME: Kindness and empathy.
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DaddyJew
6 months ago
stick a fork in me, im a toaster
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Travis comma bitch
about 1 month ago
Starting to think that democrats vs republicans is a show to keep us from realizing it should be citizens vs politicians
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Me? Oh just sitting here trying to remember if I actually took my Levothyroxine or not. Again.
about 1 month ago
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And for the lady, perhaps his jewels on a platter?
about 1 month ago
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DaddyJew
8 months ago
age verification? i got my first pack of smokes out of a vending machine
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DaddyJew
about 1 month ago
*screams into the void Void: you have a lovely voice
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Yesterday, I woke up. Thought I was cutting it short, popped up, got ready quick, got in the car. Got about 4 houses down the street and thought, "huh, it's really dark out still." Turns out, I was an hour early. So I turned around, went home and sat on my bed for an hour.
about 1 month ago
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Greg the Miller
about 1 month ago
keeping a comb in my pocket in case any ladies visit this malt shop
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Marc
about 1 month ago
Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.
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los 🦦
about 1 month ago
not all who waldo are lost
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a jaunt to the thrift store for book hunting really lifts the spirit
about 1 month ago
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*Wants connection but will flinch if you dare try*
about 1 month ago
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Hey, remember when Amanda Bynes wanted Drake to m#rder her p#ssy. Good times.
about 1 month ago
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The feminine urge to play you like a violin.
about 1 month ago
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Blame it on the waxing crescent.
about 1 month ago
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Anyone else clean & rearrange their room as a kid and ya had to keep walking out to walk back in and see your work.
about 1 month ago
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