Just be happy. They hate that.

Balls deep in the Alcatraz escape documentary

Another day, another morning where I can't remember if I already took my thyroid med or not.

Emotionally out of spoons.

There is a very specific type of grief that only hits you when you're standing in line at the pharmacy at 3pm.

Just a simple girl with a big heart and a clenched jaw.

I'm an introvert, but the kind that needs my people nearby while I ignore them.

If our love died young, I can't bear witness. And it's been so long BUT IF YOU EVER THINK YOU GOT IT WRONG I'M. RIGHT. WHERE. YOU. LEFT. ME. we moved on way too fast from that gut wrencher imho.

Sitting in the waiting room for therapy like a good little middle-aged, menopausal doobie.

I don't want to dazzle, I want to haunt.

rip to all the tweets I thought of while driving and then completely forgot before I got to my destination.

*gets a rare sudden wave of dopamine* *decides I'm going to take up tai chi* *completely forgets about tai chi the very next day*

The 47th circle of Dante’s hell is people who use speakerphone then complain they can’t hear you.

life hack: take drugs, make art, and mind your own business

I’ve decided to play dead like an opossum until the world sorts itself out.

Some diggety lots of doubt

I have a blind cat whom I love more than anything and a room full of books I have yet to experience. All's alright.

I pity the fool who has kids

I was trying to be woo woo, your honor.

I got nothing in common with people who wake up on the first alarm.

Sure, you could pray on it. You could also do a transmutation spell if you're not a pussy.

I either need to find some gumption or some amphetamines.

Current status: pining for the fjords

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

What is it about old white guys aggressively hell bent on destroying everything?

But your honor, the moon was in Virgo.

If you do one thing for yourself, please read a book. Bonus points if that book is written by someone who looks nothing like you.

People who say having children was the best thing that ever happened to them have clearly never had someone cancel plans on them on a rainy day.

Me at 10am: I'm definitely, definitely going to read today. Me at 9pm: Looks up from my phone. "Fuck."

And still, and still, the warmth comes just when you need it.

Clockin' in for existential anxiety hour.

I need solitude like I need water, but only the kind where my favorite people are in the next room.

Positive Quote Of The Day: Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.

JOB INTERVIEWER: What are your greatest weaknesses? ME: Kindness and empathy.

stick a fork in me, im a toaster

Starting to think that democrats vs republicans is a show to keep us from realizing it should be citizens vs politicians

Me? Oh just sitting here trying to remember if I actually took my Levothyroxine or not. Again.

And for the lady, perhaps his jewels on a platter?

age verification? i got my first pack of smokes out of a vending machine

*screams into the void Void: you have a lovely voice

Yesterday, I woke up. Thought I was cutting it short, popped up, got ready quick, got in the car. Got about 4 houses down the street and thought, "huh, it's really dark out still." Turns out, I was an hour early. So I turned around, went home and sat on my bed for an hour.

keeping a comb in my pocket in case any ladies visit this malt shop

Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.

not all who waldo are lost

a jaunt to the thrift store for book hunting really lifts the spirit

*Wants connection but will flinch if you dare try*

Hey, remember when Amanda Bynes wanted Drake to m#rder her p#ssy. Good times.

The feminine urge to play you like a violin.

Blame it on the waxing crescent.

Anyone else clean & rearrange their room as a kid and ya had to keep walking out to walk back in and see your work.