Dashing through the snow on a two stroke open sleigh

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use a sword

It's not a cat Christmas if you haven't moved all the ornaments to the top of the tree #comics

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

use a sword

Daily bunny no.3178 got their tree late

My TikTok video on this ad from TikTok was removed from TikTok by TikTok for violating TikTok’s community guidelines.

I AM MAD. WRITE IN THE PAPER THAT I’M MAD. MAKE MY FUCKING DAY, BITCH

Everyone stop fighting about graphs go decorate a cookie or something

Christmas Eve Eve

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I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective

So many decorations for an 8 year old’s birthday party are just cursed

God bless Jackass. Culturally important in more ways than I can verbalize

wheel of sausages

i'm getting canceled again

Does anyone here know anything about 3D printers? I need emergency help and I don't know anyone IRL who can help me.

“Merry Christmas kids!” “What is it?” “Bob Villa’s seminal work, ‘Kitchens and Bathrooms’”

"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz

Allspice is a single spice?! “Allspice is the dried fruit of the Pimenta dioica plant.” [en.wikipedia.org]

The VERY best way to look like you haven't had a facelift is to not get a facelift.

The way the deal unfolded follows a common playbook in Big Tech. The use of shell companies, NDAs, and backroom legislative deals give the public little visibility on who is behind the project, and the scale of the incentives. 6/7 sherwood.news/tech/hyperion/

When the economy is fine, definitely, for sure hey did you see rich people spent a bunch on Christmas this year? best economy ever

Ask and you shall receive

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

Damien Crawford's Golf Experience 2024, a game where you play as an amateur who doesn't know things like what direction the wind is or how to aim in a non-cardinal direction, is on sale for 25% off (just $2.99)! No meters in this game, just golf store.steampowered.com/app/3245790/...

What am I doing with my life

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

Big boats. The biggest boats ever to boat.

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

At a certain point you play yourself and get too much stuff then you don't have room to work on anything.

It's like I always say, nobody move this is a robbery.

The tires they are a changing

It's like I always say, nobody move this is a robbery.

Plants are obsolete. We have cows. Anything that can be done by a plant can be done by a cow.

I just want to fire the government into the sun for christmas

These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people

Only a few days left to give to my winter fundraiser for our local animal shelter. We're getting closer to $7,000 - can you help us get there? Thank you!! 🎁 givebutter.com/n5l31M

The tires they are a changing

Good, punish these fuckers.

If a radioisotope thermoelectric generator is a “nuclear device”…. …then so is every aircraft gauge shedding radium based radioluminescent paint in surprlus stores across USA (plus wristwatches w/tritium or promethium).

How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter

Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial: