Me to a grocery: "get purchased idiot"

The last thing you see climbing the stairs.

chat is this bad?

here's a reminder to always wear proper ppe when chopping firewood we got very very very lucky today the blade went between toes instead of through them

"Bonds skin in seconds." Then why do I have to hold everything else together for two minutes. Seems like an oversight.

Treat yourself. By yourself I mean me.

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

Remember that one time forever and always haunting your nostalgia

There were no shortage of similarly underrecognized women scientists in the 1960s; there’s perhaps no better way to disrespect an infamous sexist bully’s memory than to give them their due. I can lead with one from (arbo)virology: Sonja Buckley.

Treat yourself. By yourself I mean me.

being on the internet should be illegal

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

What are you fucking new here? Use alt text.

It's 3am, November 7th, 2027 My Tesla Optimus robot is in the kitchen breaking dishes. It's been playing an ad for the new season of Love Island at max volume for 24 hours. It is scalding hot to the touch

My ask of any science enthusiasts who tell the story of Rosalind Franklin: Don't make her life be about the DNA debacle. She died far too young, but she was a promising scientist in her own right, a mentor and scientific author. Not for Watson or Crick, but for her legacy.

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

Burn it all to the ground.

Why this is bad for Joe Biden

We need less people doing the one thing and more people doing the other thing.

these colors don’t run

Everything is up - including a few non-Christmas things, even pins and necklaces. Loxythemaker.com #bsnm

It's felt like bed time since dinner time. How do we do this every year?

Skeetza da pizza!

So the story goes: 1-Trump sees high beef prices 2-Decides to quadruple Argentine imports 3-Gets condemned by ranchers saying that's not the problem 4-after being dogwalked, decides to do what the Biden admin was already doing on meatpackers (there's an active lawsuit)

Ground all the planes imo.

Went to visit a miniature donkey yesterday and we were told, if he backs up to you, he doesn't want to kick you, he wants his butt scratched. Similar motive here, maybe?

he's going to a Korean bbq tomorrow and no one can stop him

Incredible

BREAKING: The Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.

While you were at work I got bored and stripped the copper out of your walls.

Does explain why he was standing there confused after the guy collapsed, our big birthday boy had just woken up and was still figuring out where he was

Ground all the planes imo.

Man, this shit is out of hand and someone need tell us why in the fuck we are blowing up fucking boats? This ain't the shit we are fucking supposed to be doing. Someone please explain why in the entire fuck we are just blowing up fucking people? It needs to happen now www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...

My favorite comment on the FT story

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Plans for tomorrow: 1. Take photos of all these 2. Upload them to Loxythemaker.com 3. Hope you buy a few #bsnm

need me the kind of girl who would engine swap a rotary into a toyota previa minivan

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald

If you read the terms of the package it’s a bunch of highly improbable goals Tesla could not reach in a reasonable time frame so this is literally just a “special boy wants attention” deal. Elon wants the press to report on it to “trigger” libs and look cool to his little rube followers

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

The fortune tellers say the best is right around the corner and who am I to disagree

A stock market crash would fix me tbh

The WPA is my roman empire

average bluesky poster

When considering mid-century recipes, it is important to remember that the upper middle-class housewives who were the prime audience for these were being prescribed legal methamphetamine and benzos in quantities that would make a cartel boss blush

More movies should be like who framed Roger rabbit (extremely expensive, barely gets made for technical reasons, about a capitalist conspiracy against trolleys)

PSA