Cows will eat donuts so I don't see why a horse can't have cake.

What U.S. intel agencies really think:: "Iran has retained a significant amount of its missiles " "The U.S. is not sure how many of the apparent launchers it has destroyed were real." Iran has been returning missile bunkers "to operation hours after an attack" www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...

Don’t get me? Wrong

For the first time in five weeks of war with Iran, two American combat aircraft were shot down in separate incidents. https://to.pbs.org/4dp0JqU

Last night I was half awake to the first real thunder of the season and I was like, oh is the war with Canada starting?

quebec has 3 days to get pure maple syrup flowing though the st. lawrence again or we will seek regime change

“bluesky is dying” yeah man so am i

Skeetza da pizza!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Everybody chanting wood wood wood

Just a day after her firing, former attorney general Pam Bondi’s pictures have been taken down — and thrown in a trash bin, MS NOW reports www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Ever just want to *mumbling*

Blub.

Indefatigable fatigue

It's so crazy that like 10 people get to live their best life so that 8 billion Omelas children can suffer

I just don't know what to do with any of it

hey me and the boys was gonna fly out ta jupiter ta get more stupider wanna come? #fuckai

Ever just want to *mumbling*

I’m working on a story about this claim and I’ll give you a spoiler: it’s not true

Next week it is my birthday. I hope everyone has gifts ready.

Next week it is my birthday. I hope everyone has gifts ready.

If you can, please help out a kind and good human being by donating and/or sharing.

🎵 oldest tortoise crypto death scam! / Oldest tortoise crypto death scam! / Tortoise in a death scam! / Tortoise power!

does anyone wanna commission me for art i have to have my senior dog's tumor removed and sent to a lab next week and it is going to cost me 1000 dollars lol Alternatively you can give me money or I can send you feet pics (a podiatrist once told me I have very nice feet and shes an expert on feet)

it's cool that this war is illegal in like 4 overlapping but distinct ways

Sheep feed time with Lorna who was of course okay it’s now a feeding sheep tradition

Of course it was X, of course it was a crypo scam! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... That turtle should get a checkmark!

I would like 80 or 128 dollars please

April Fools was fun back in the day when ThinkGeek (RIP) would make elaborate videos & product pages for fake nerd toys (that would sometimes end up being made real if they got enough interest). That was a long, long time ago though. Sadly, we don't live in the world anymore.

Whoever designed this Arctic cat I'm trying to work on should have been launched into the sun. Usually you can just take the front or rear plastics off separately. This thing you have to take all the top ones off together.

Slept a lot, still really tired. I'm dying aren't I?

April foods

April foods

I couldn’t afford my insurance the past few months; also haven’t been to therapy in weeks. I’m working on getting in back, but I had a needed procedure last week. If you can help, donate here or my Venm0 is @selkiesienna I hate asking for help, but I really need it. The world is crumbling.

*sweating* Anybody wanna buy a little bowl or something.. we paid for our P.O. Box with a combined long shot and now 1st of the month auto pays are queuing up and its getting spicy www.galdrecraft.com

BOOSTING

No one will ever love you because you're tiny and you're made of meat.

It has begun

are we feeling stonks today?

what if things were better

hooting and hollering and shouting a big “hell yeah” for trans people

I just think I should have more money is all.

Blub. Blub blub blub.