I’m not what you would call fashion-forward, but I’m matching my earrings and socks today.

This is great, and useful. Search for “Gordon Findlay” on here to see who’s cosplaying as a journalist and block them.

A real one would blend it into a smoothie

Great episode! Lots of smart people provided comments in this piece. Also me.

Some days it feels like the beings running this simulation have turned the writing room over to an LLM.

Great episode! Lots of smart people provided comments in this piece. Also me.

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So I guess with Republicans taking L’s all over this land we can expect the Republicans in Congress to come back to work and reopen the government now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha

It’s not NOT for home defense

oops here is the gift link

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

[Exit Clown.]

So I guess with Republicans taking L’s all over this land we can expect the Republicans in Congress to come back to work and reopen the government now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha

I voted for an uncontested incumbent, an at-large city council seat, some school board members and for some money for the schools. Nothing earth-shattering. Just your normal civic stuff, which is every bit as important as the elections that get all the attention.

If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.

I’ve got some real deal papers to return here for the first time in years and man am I tempted to accidentally spill a little beer on them for old time’s sake.

It’s not 25th Amendment territory because he’s signing whatever is put in front of him and taking a lot of the political heat which doesn’t matter since he’s not going to be president again no matter what he says. His advisers won’t have the same pull with Vance.

Guess I’m about to find out how bad I sprained this ankle earlier today

Sometimes I look at random musical instruments and wonder what kind of maniac genius invented them.

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus? From Thunderbolts?

Just saw a license plate that said BIG NAP and if ever there were an organization I’d sell out to, that’s the one.

Just remembering when sea shanties were a thing for a hot minute.

I am at the point where this is the perfect size of beer bottle for me. Now I just need a more interesting beer in it.

None of my sports teams have won today which means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING when it comes to tonight’s World Series Game 7 outcome.

Just saw a license plate that said BIG NAP and if ever there were an organization I’d sell out to, that’s the one.

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My costume inspired by @theonion.com

I used to think that rolling back motorcycle helmet laws was the dumbest public health thing we’d ever done, but that’s a booger compared to this.

My costume inspired by @theonion.com

Something else I’ve noticed but haven’t thought about enough is that generally speaking, we’re trained to look at a person trying to move “up” in social class as inauthentic while someone moving “down” borders on admirable.

Shakespeare famously wrote “My mistress when she walks treads on the ground” in Sonnet 130. Billy knew!

Please understand that people will not be "going without SNAP/EBT/food stamps" - people will be going without FOOD. Actually and literally.

Just found Waldo but they’re already on the move

I am often annoyed by the emails I get from my Republican Congressman Zach Nunn, but the one tonight where he’s praising Iowa food banks for stepping up to address a problem he helped create is a new low.

So it’s this but with immigration

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There is simply no reason for people to lose SNAP benefits other than evil

A reminder that I'm currently jobless so if you'd like to interview me about this book I literally have all the time in the world. You will never receive an email reply so fast.

Kind of wish I could make it to a Saints game this season just to see if I could get this chant going in the US. youtube.com/shorts/goPsC...

…🤔 If Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob got an New Orleans R&B endorsement deal he’d have a Krabby Patti Labelle which genders it ergo if you took a Krabbi Patti & slathered it w/ a fruity jam, you’d have a Creole Lady Marmalade but if you covered it in a savory jam, you’d have a Creole Lady Remoulade ergo—

A Chotiner interview is the highbrow equivalent of being invited on the Jerry Springer show back in the day. It is not going to go well for you no matter how much you think otherwise.

A Chotiner interview is the highbrow equivalent of being invited on the Jerry Springer show back in the day. It is not going to go well for you no matter how much you think otherwise.

The look on Arthur’s face is the same one I got when I looked at my work for today.

Government shitposting is embarrassing.

It’s like one of Sweet Dee’s improv characters come to life.

Traumatize a children’s cartoon: Sarah & Duck a l’orange

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We can trace the current Republican law-breaking to Nixon. When we didn’t put Nixon in jail, it sent the message that lawbreaking is accepted as long as a Republican is president. The Republicans involved in Iran-Contra got off scot free. We haven’t even bothered investigating Bush Jr’s torture.