Just finished Philip Pullman’s Book of Dust trilogy. It’s so absurd that there was ever ~controversy~ around His Dark Materials when this series has such incredible morals. It’s so compassionate and anti-fascist and anti-capitalist and just all around beautiful.

Really glad I finally watched One Battle After Another so I can properly appreciate all the Bovino/Lockjaw memes.

RETVRN

Nurses are the best of us. Pro nurse, anti ICE. Wishing all ICE agents a very eat shit.

I can’t imagine Aunt Gladys winning the Oscar, but I love that Aunt Gladys is up for an Oscar. A true icon.

Another Pluribus thought: Carol Sturka is Paul Sheldon and the hive mind is a benevolent (?) but still annoying Annie Wilkes.

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Finally getting into Pluribus. I’m on episode 2, and I don’t get the people who say Carol is unlikable. Like yeah, she’s a pain in the ass, but I understand her and I love her.

My cat just threw up food, plus a giant hairball, plus there’s a little poop on the floor outside his box. I believe that’s a cat chaos hat trick. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

Heartbroken that my dad, a noted silly humor enjoyer, didn’t live to see real life cow tools.

Black tahini is basically edible X-Files black oil.

Dust Bunny is SO Bryan Fuller. Just a very specific weirdo doing his very specific thing. Like Wes Anderson but for whimsically creepy shit. I love it. I want to be his friend.

Guy in front of me on this flight was watching Dune 2 and now he’s asking Chat GPT to explain it to him. Frank Herbert is rolling over in his grave.

A TSA agent just said that they need to fix the date of birth of my driver’s license because I look way too young to be 41. ACAB except that guy.

I’m doing this as hard as I can.

Wanda Sykes fuckin’ rocks. One of the greats.

In Vegas at a trade show, and I just watched a casino floor cleaning robot almost run into a guy. Butlerian Jihad when.

Nobody knows how long Dune 3 will be, but it’ll definitely be shorter than this. And also it’s Dune. Come to the Dune side, nerds.

The Country Mac to Bad Bunny’s Mac.

America truly is a nation of “why are you hitting yourself” ass bullies.

Ahead of its time.

Sarah Squirm and I couldn’t have more different fashion sense, but we both have the yellow and black Onitsuka Tiger Mexico 66. Such is the power of the Kill Bill sneakers.

give it to me, garfie (UH HUH! UH HUH!) give it to me garfie (UH HUH! UH HUH!) and all the girlies say I'm pretty fat, for an orange cat

Currently watching the new Running Man. This rips so far.

My 2-year-old nephew has started referring to the shallow end of the pool as the “teeny tiny water” and holy fucking shit how cute is that

Finally got a chance to watch Wake Up Dead Man, and I kept getting distracted by how much my dad would’ve loved it. He was a well-dressed Southern know-it-all with an affinity for the old school gentleman detectives. Benoit Blanc was extremely his shit.

the energy i am bringing to the new year

It's giving The Island Club from Carrion Comfort, bestie.

Seth Trimble ILU 💖💖💖

Caleb Wilson is goddamn incredible. Can’t say it enough!!!!

All I’m saying is that my dad died a week and a half ago and if my mom was “grieving” like Erika Kirk, I’d be very concerned.

Just made cookies with my nephews, ages 2 and 5. It felt like an old Late Show segment where I was Martha Stewart and they were two tiny David Lettermans, determined to derail the demonstration.

My sister gave me a Labubu as a joke, but I kind of love her. Her name is St. Alia of the Knife, because she’s my terrible daughter.

And Emperor Palpatine, who did NOT die

Walton Goblins

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Watching the UNC/ECU game and they just said they’re rivals? And like, I GUESS.

What I’m doing versus what I’m listening to

trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said

Goddamn, my dad would've loved that Tar Heel win.