The Chair Company episode 7.

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🎵 IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER HOLD THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAAAY WATCH ME UNRAVEL I’LL SOON BE NAKED LYING ON THE FLOOR LYING ON THE FLOOOOR I’VE COME UNDOOOONE

Mamdani is to Trump as Ryan the temp is to Michael Scott.

Been watching The Creep Tapes and, boy, this guy sure is a creep.

#3160 What life is like if you own a cat.

Anybody else read it in his voice?

The last few months of Trump's presidency have been like that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human and dies, but nobody realizes it because his corpse keeps letting off spurts of gas that make it seem like he's talking

This is so Leto II and Hwi Noree coded.

OMFG Y’ALL LOOK AT OY

It rules that the new Florence + the Machine album is full of witchy shit and chamber music. Florence Welch is back on her bullshit and I can’t get enough of it.

Finally got around to watching Predator: Killer of Killers, and she is literally mother.

loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake

I’m sorry, but this segment from New York Magazine’s Trump/Epstein coverage is so funny. Real horndog 80s comedy energy.

This is what MAGA thinks all “woke” people are like.

This is just Nathan Fielder’s chili suit, though.

GDT’s Frankenstein is gorgeous and I really enjoyed it, but Poor Things is still my favorite Frankenstein adaptation.

Oh fuck oh shit Maybe I’m jinxing it, but I think Tar Heel basketball is back, baby.

Give Stan Kelly a Pulitzer.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend

John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

First real Carolina basketball game of the season and I probably can’t watch it because Disney and YouTube are fighting. Love capitalism!!!!

Spending Halloween with kids means being pizza when you wanted to be Aunt Gladys.

Standing in my nephew’s pre-k classroom, looking at his classmates’ little name-tagged bins like

Just realized that the Mr. Joshua guy looks like normie Henry Zebrowski.

C’mon, man. You can’t do that.

Black Philip could get my ass so easily. Butter and pretty dresses are literally two of my favorite things.

You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone

Only 15 minutes into Good Boy and I am prepared to die for Indy the dog. What a sweet baby angel.

The Long Walk broke my heart. Really not a fan of how relevant it feels right now!!!!

To be fair, Trump dumping a bunch of shit on America is a very accurate metaphor.

This is how I befriend the ghouls.

FYI!!!

🟩 Single 🟩 Taken ✅ In an imaginary relationship with Antifa

Actual line of dialog from High Potential: “A cop’s worst nightmare is having to discharge their weapon.” lol I fucking wish

Just another youth who loves KPop Demon Hunters.

When the AI bubble finally bursts, I am committed to being super obnoxious about it. Oh, you thought the stupid, wasteful plagiarism machine was gonna’ revolutionize everything??? Not sorry for your loss.

Peacemaker continues to be one of my favorite things. We need more misguided himbos to turn toward the light.

More like Bill Belishit amirite

Saw Mulaney at DPAC tonight. No longer America’s virgin boyfriend, still an incredible comedian.

Lmao absolutely not. Stop texting me, you freaks.

I bet I can deadlift as much, if not more, than Stephen Miller.