Really glad that I finished LPOTL’s Jimmy Savile series before watching The Bone Temple. Now the group of sociopaths modeling themselves on another sociopath are even scarier.

Yayoi Kusama infinity room on a budget.

You gotta’ have a blue carapace.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

My work CRM just introduced their new Chief AI Officer and all I can say is no thanks!!! 👎

I just think she would be the most amazing workout partner.

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is such a delight. Like yeah, Tracy and Daniel are great as expected. But we should be talking more about Monica and Brina’s relationship. And Brina’s character in general! And Rusty stealing scenes. And Jerry Basmati, which is a P&R level character name.

Having a night in with the girlies, doing a little song and dance number about our tax returns.

APOLOGIZE TO CHAPPELL ROAN, INTERNET.

Gettin’ into Dorohedoro and, man, this rips. It’s like all my favorite genres rolled into one wild ass package. There’s even a pink, cat-esque little guy!

My 5-year-old nephew has informed me that green is the spookiest color because it’s the color of the spookiest monster ever, Frankenstein. Green is my favorite color and I love a Frankenstein, so that tracks.

I only watch college basketball. Somebody tell me if the Michael Malone hire is a good thing for the Heels.

Nice.

Apple Music: Hey, Jess, you’re an elder millennial. You wanna’ listen to a deluxe remastered edition of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ 2003 masterpiece Fever to Tell? Me: BOY, DO I!

Unless you are Winston Bishop, simply DO NOT fuck around today.

Big personal news: I’ve come around on high-waisted bikinis. I am embracing the big bottoms.

March Madness in NC this year.

Are we still dunking on Scheyer?

First of all, it’s crazy that the fifth season of For All Mankind just premiered and I’ve seen ZERO promo it. Second, they put a Domino’s Pizza on Mars.

Another year that all that rich grad dark money can’t buy a national championship.

I’m a tall girl, so I can never truly know what it’s like to be short. But I imagine it’s something like driving my small sedan in a land of giant trucks and SUVs.

This year’s LPOTL March Madness of Murder is so good. The addition of time travel and different stages is very Eternal Champions.

Hey, remember a couple of months ago when their coach said that multiple guys on his staff got hit when UNC stormed the court? And one guy ended up in the hospital? And he had zero evidence? And he kept walking it back but never admitted to lying? I will never stop hating.

Fuck Harry Potter. This is the reboot we need.

Finished reading Project Hail Mary last night and I get it. I, too, would die for Rocky. An all time great Little (Medium?) Guy.

Someone buy me one of these for my home office, please.

Buying a bunch of Trump “I did that” stickers and putting them on clogged toilets all over this great nation.

I’m about 60% into reading Project Hail Mary and, so far, the most unrealistic thing about it is that all the superpowers are cooperating and there are no egomaniacal tech bros ruining things.

Dreamcast defender forever ✌️

Forgot that Diddy guest stars on an episode of IASIP and his character references The Cosby Show. Big yikes. Double yikes.

Wow, Chuck Norris. Huge loss for dudes who still love epic bacon humor.

I don’t hate country, but the NCAA Tournament theme should never be country. Insane choice.

Henri Veesaar is GOIN’ OFF. We love to see it.

The more I hear about monster fuckers, the more I think Capcom is leaving money on the table by not bringing back Darkstalkers. This franchise was ahead of its time.

Simultaneously super hyped for Dune 3 and sad that my dad won’t get to see it. He’s the one who got me into Dune. It was one of our things. 💖

European Aunt Gladys just dropped.

Nothing but respect for my Stilgar.

Is it just me, or is Barbara Streisand giving big Jenna Maroney energy

Ryan Coogler not beating the super talented, super cool guy allegations.

IMO, Frankenstein deserves the best costume award for this dress alone. What an incredible piece.

LOVE that they got Brittany Howard for the Sinners performance. Brittany Howard fuckin’ rocks.

It’s Aunt Gladys’s world and we are blessed to be living in it.

AUNT GLADYS HIVE RISE UP

A Weapons bit out the gate??? Conan ILU.