Where are all the good guys with guns? The people who have spent the last 50 years telling us that we had to make sure every American has a gun in case we needed them to protect ourselves from tyranny? And where are the stories to point this out (they may be there; I just don't know)?

the face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

hey nice tension you've got there, looks palpable af

wake me up when it’s hammer time again

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

Hell is gonna run out of special places.

Idk a brainwash sounds lowkey incredible

I am quite sure that the Trumpsters who tried to overthrow the government on January 6 we're asked to stop. The police officers did not shoot them in the head.

I’d like to be able to just make jokes on this platform, but have you seen the state of this fucking country? almost seems profane

Cheer up there’s a brand new virus circulating.

crazy coincidence that ai isn’t being used to empower women

"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions" – people staying on twitter

Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks

I raked my zen garden

I just realized that the Disney-Star Wars series ANDOR is an instructional video.

I can’t swallow my pride I’m on a diet

Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest. www.wired.com/story/how-to...

K is short for fucK off.

grasping for joys

whoever brings about the next version of the Nuremberg trials here in America, has my vote

If your New Year’s resolution is "see more live music," we’ve got you covered. Here are two shows you don’t want to miss in February: - WNXP Presents: Say She She at 3rd and Lindsley Feb. 13 - WNXP Presents: Clipping. at Basement East Feb. 20. Enter to win tix: wnxp.org/giveaways

Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.

Too much for some, not enough for others. This year, I vow to keep it all for myself.

not street smart, not book smart, but a secret third thing

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

Will we be banned from the Winter Olympics next month? We’ve banned other Countries for much less.

Fossils of a human ancestor from 773,000 years ago may be near the base of the Homo sapiens lineage, representing a common ancestor of modern humans, Neandertals and Denisovans

Finally some good news Dr. Oz just cleared the way for a pub in every doctor’s office

I don't believe in magic, but the Crock-Pot is the closest thing we have to it. You throw in meat, veggies, herbs, and some type of liquid, turn it on, and when you come back eight or more hours later, beautiful things happen.

I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.

Bill Lee rejected funds to feed hungry children because he couldn’t figure out how to make money off them

Microplastics are invading our bodies, our food, and our water. That’s why we need to pass my Break Free from Plastic Pollution Act!

if you wanna see some chaos while sewing, i may hem . folks,,

I think my least favorite quality in a person, one that is so often praised as an asset or virtue, is: "doesn't take no for an answer." We're living through an extended nightmare of what that looks like when brought to its logical conclusion.

All music is dance music.

happy disgraced president tries to overthrow the government day!

does drinking rum before noon make you a pirate

Time is a construct? Feels more like a destruct.

The most shameful day in American history open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

Self loathing as an art form.

The little bunion that could …….keep you up all night

You know what iPhone health app why don’t you just fuck right off today

Every woman you know has been harassed, stalked, followed, threatened, molested, groped, abused, raped, or groomed at some point in her life.

Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.

The worst part is that the prestige of an award as significant as the FIFA Peace Prize is being completely undermined.

One day you’re young and wild, and then suddenly you catch yourself enjoying a reel of a guy on the beach finding stuff with a metal detector.

atom: god I love radiohead atom: oh man, so do I (atoms bonding)

Sets alarm. Cries myself to sleep.