Salty in the South
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I would go to a rave if I could be home by 9
about 2 months ago
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✨🌊 s e a ⛵️ w i t c h✨
about 2 hours ago
#ColorADay
#PinkMon
More pretty pink peonies, plucked…💕
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Riley Silverman
about 3 hours ago
I just find it especially frustrating to see vote cheating accusations from people who just publicly gerrymandered all their controlled states to oblivion.
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Mr. E
about 5 hours ago
Just put Italian dressing on my Mexican salad if you’re looking for a bad boy
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Etobicoke Ernie
about 8 hours ago
A doctor stuck his finger up my ass today, which was super weird since I was only there to install a couple of electrical receptacles
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GerBear
about 4 hours ago
It's cute how Velveeta shells and cheese think I can get 3 servings out of that box
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David Darmofal
about 3 hours ago
Mike Johnson lies like a grifting 1980s televangelist.
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Mary
about 4 hours ago
I sold my soul for $51/agreed to receive marketing texts for a discount code and free shipping.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know
about 3 hours ago
Jenny & the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Thankfully, she’ll be home with her cats soon.
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John Lyon
about 4 hours ago
So a baby crawls across the floor to its bottle and it's cute, but when I do it I'm "in need of an intervention"?
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Salty MacTavish
13 days ago
Then one day you wake up and you’re like, you know what? I totally respect weeds
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strange ranger
20 days ago
I hope you can forgive yourself for the things you did when you were in survival mode.
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Jack
1 day ago
When I smell fresh Indian bread in the next room I have naan sense.
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Deeks đź«¶
about 10 hours ago
I only save your terrible selfies
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Melicious
about 1 year ago
The only thing that keeps me going is pure stubbornness. And maybe a little hope. It's day to day.
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sweetie π
about 7 hours ago
who you are at a four-way stop is the real you
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DaddyJew
about 5 hours ago
just bc you're an idiot it doesn't make me an asshole for pointing it out
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Sunshine Jarboly
2 days ago
cop: i.d. please. me: {i hand him a photo of me posing with a coyote.} cop: okay, move along.
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FT
about 7 hours ago
Imposing martial law on midtown Manhattan so an incontinent bigot with dementia can fall asleep in public during a basketball game is truly wild.
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Frances Meh
about 5 hours ago
eating chia seeds to grow a lush head of bob ross hair in my colon
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Andrea Devon
about 13 hours ago
They call themselves the Gulabi Gang. After surviving abuse, Sampat Pal Devi helped build a movement of 400,000 women in India determined to protect each other and fight back against violence. When nobody came to save them, they saved each other.
#SheShed
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Dumb Beezie
about 5 hours ago
“High how are you” is always my answer to how I’m doing
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Greg the Miller
about 6 hours ago
they should invent a sourdough finisher
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Sue in Rockville 💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋
about 15 hours ago
Was last week the worst week of the
#TrumpRegime
? This week is not looking any better ✔️Tantrum blowback continues ✔️People demand he NOT attend Game 3 of Knicks vs Spurs ✔️Lawsuit filed to block UFC fights ✔️
#IranWarFiasco
✔️Blanche & Pulte noms in trouble
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
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Deeks đź«¶
about 7 hours ago
I’ll never understand people who take up multiple parking spaces. Bro, the bumper is already falling off your civic
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Robin Kirby
about 9 hours ago
Anyone who watched that man throw a hissy fit and walk out of the interview and still thinks women are too emotional to lead needs their head checked.
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Melicious
about 6 hours ago
They're not walls. They're shields.
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los 🦦
about 8 hours ago
it’s bullshit i can’t take pictures of my cash like i do with checks and deposit them
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Cracker - Low
YouTube video by CrackerVEVO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gYdlqjiQPAc
about 8 hours ago
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Jack
about 11 hours ago
I keep my friends close, but my enemies closer, and the people I don’t care about at all the closest.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
about 15 hours ago
(about to really piss my kids off) WHO'S READY FOR CHOREMAXXING?
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Benjamin Dreyer
about 14 hours ago
I still haven't seen a proper explanation as to why that interview was being conducted on the set of Hee Haw.
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“I’ve heard so much about you “ -me forgetting someone’s name immediately
about 11 hours ago
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bacon popsicle 🤔
about 14 hours ago
“Oh yes, I know exactly what you mean” ~ me whenever I have no idea what you mean
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Jake_Vig
about 14 hours ago
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, but it's totally worth it.
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sweetie π
about 14 hours ago
dunking a xanax in my coffee like it’s a teeny tiny donut
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Cosmic Clau
about 22 hours ago
to quote a great philosopher i'm somewhere where i don't know where i am (homer simpson)
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born miserable
over 2 years ago
not everyone was kung fu fighting. some of us were just trying to put on a sweater.
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DaddyJew
about 20 hours ago
can’t wait to be a total slut for the next person that decides to love me
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Jack
about 15 hours ago
Movies titles that could be horror: “What's Eating Gilbert Grape”
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Marjorie James Keenan
1 day ago
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo is short for Eenie Meenie Miney Mortimer
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los 🦦
1 day ago
stuff has been falling randomly from my tables and counters so I’m happy to announce my house is officially haunted with the ghosts of my unfinished projects
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Lizzy
1 day ago
It's all fun and games until you break a nail
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los 🦦
1 day ago
If you’re missing a plate because you didn’t plan on me taking food home, that’s called a Mexican goodbye
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
1 day ago
My cryptocurrency “BiteMeCoin”, doesn’t care if you invest or die.
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1 day ago
bff: you know that’s for your car me, eating a donut i found in the trunk: what
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🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕
1 day ago
the Invisalign thstays on during thsexth
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Mississippi Free Press
1 day ago
OPINION: "When I took a trip with my father to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, in the spring of 2002, American ethos was still simmering. The nation’s emotional wounds had not yet begun to heal seven months after the unimaginable attack on Sept. 11, 2001," Andrew Bell writes.
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Opinion | Americans Must Continue Striving Toward Liberty
Andrew Bell writes how a visit to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, two decades ago has him reflecting on America’s meaning as it approaches year 250.
https://buff.ly/m5iarNx
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spleenly
1 day ago
When I visit a new swimming pool I first decide which is my brooding corner.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
1 day ago
Not going to debate whether humans have rights, that’s not a “political disagreement” that’s a deal-breaker
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Coach Rusty
1 day ago
there are two kinds of people in this world: people who I think are mad at me but aren’t and people who are actually infuriated with me and I have no clue
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