Don’t thank me! Thank the Moon’s gravitational pull!

You are all forgetting the first two Noble Truths of the Buddha!

I’ve got my best geneticists working on a Gen. II Jake Tapper variant that asks more complex questions like “what if President old AND lashing out at reporters,” or “what if President old AND implicated in pederast scandals,” or “what if President old AND okay with bone saws for journalists?”

Hand them a cheap home printer and see if they can get it working

How often do you get the oil changed in your car? How many mpg does it get? When was the last time you took it in for service?

A plutocratic accomodationist.

Brooke Rollins: "One of the great untold stories is in just 10 months, almost everything does cost less." (I can think of a reason that "story" isn't being told ... )

See this 1986 Toyota Pickup Turbo listed now with no reserve on BaT! https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1986-toyota-pickup-62/

Death cult www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza. The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.

I don't want to hear Danielle Smith ever describe herself as a libertarian again.

It’s really funny that the Cons are destroying local control of education in Ontario and it is barely even a story. /It’s all over. Just waiting for the power to turn off and the water to stop coming out of the tap now.

Folks I WOULDN’T even vote for Labour at this point.

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WOW! Smith really is rattled about recall! Despite the gofundme myth being debunked & even unions making it clear they aren’t organizing anything, Smith announced that she’s looking at ways to make recall rules less accessible! You know, the recall rules she just re-wrote #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Your regular reminder that eternal one-party domination by Republicans is not inevitable, Trump is not invincible, and when the far right receives even moderate pushback against their terrible ideas, they usually collapse.

‼️URGENT‼️

Dug into some money and got macaroni and frozen veggies for dinner. We’re out of so many things though. Grateful I can get some food and I’m able to eat something today. Please boost my MA we are also out of heat and I’m running up my electric trying to warm the house with the oven open

Richardson spent “limited time in daily operations meetings and shrank away from his role,” according to The Washington Post.

yep. and while it isn’t the whole reason Schumer and Gillibrand also share this belief

Calling the ABC reporter’s question “insubordinate” explains everything about how Trump sees press freedom.

Man….. this is fucking grim.

What the FUCK

it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance

Cloudflare problem blocks half the internet... but the scam phone calls telling me I've been "flagged for tax resolution" keep coming in no problem. How is that just?

Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.

Currently reading a bad scan of a typed document from 1977 about the creation of a REDACTED in preparation for a meeting with REDACTED. My job is weird sometimes.

Just as predicted, wait times for simple, private surgeries (eg knee/hip/cataract) have gone down, while wait times for complex, urgent ones in the public system (eg cancers) have gone UP 😢. And the kakistocracy trundles on, propped up by the conservative disinformation machine...

Cloudflare is down now. Weird how this keeps happening to big web service providers as soon as tech companies decided to start firing people and replacing them with "AI". Such an odd coincidence.

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

Company: We are experiencing a heavy call volume. Translation: We don’t give a shit about customer service.

Hmmmmm

I love the taste of beer but don’t always need the alcohol, the calories or the carbs. It’s fun having some decent NA options

There is no batshit far-right idea that the NYT's "reasonable" conservatives will not launder into polite discourse.

Around the world there are children starving to death because they can't afford food.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

Right Labour hates their voters SOOOO much they would rather burn down the party than seek their votes. It’s actually incredible

Unfucking believable

Department of Housing and Urban Development:"The Radical Left are going to shut down the govt and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands." Senate Democrats seek investigation into Trump shutdown messaging share.google/NdJ5yeKuz7Y2...

350-Powered 1965 Chevrolet Corvette Coupe

just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn't full of clowns