Meanwhile, in Canada 🍁: (this is the CPL soccer final 😲) #TheBeautifulGame

Respectable party: "We're disappointed in Chris's decision to cross the floor." Poilievre's CPC: "Chris is a lying liar and will fit in perfectly with the lying Liberals." And they wonder why they can't win an election, and MPs want out 🙄. #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Those who think Rebel Media puts out actual news are the dregs of society. Comments on this story — presumably from their followers — are almost exclusively in favour of smearing sh*t on things you don't like 🫤. #cdnpoli

The ostrich farm owners, before convoy vultures swooped in, and the freedumb grift began: #cdnpoli

Always with their fingers on the pulse of the issues that matter most to Albertans 😑. #ableg

I don't know why he resigned, but I've always thought that @mattjeneroux.bsky.social didn't belong in the CPC 🤷. Seems like a good person — nothing like his party leader. #cdnpoli

Subtle lol 😅 #yegwalk #yegbike (@instachaaz)

Still can't believe f'n Trodfa and Notley destroyed our O&G industry to this degree. Canada Is Broken 🤬🤬!! #ableg #cdnpoli

"Hoisted by their own petard" is definitely the best, and most hilarious way to describe this. Or that's the goal, anyway... #ableg

Pragmatism is a good quality in a politician, as long as voters are smart enough to ignore attacks from naysayers, and see what's *actually* being achieved. Hopefully those results will be obvious in the end. #cdnpoli

The Recall Act -- the UCP's legislation aimed at removing politicians not "conservative enough" -- might end up biting them in the ass. Admit it: that would be GLORIOUS AF 😅! From @mitchellab.bsky.social: open.substack.com/pub/womenofa... #ableg

Got 103 cloves of garlic planted yesterday, just in the nick of time 😁. Four of my favourite varieties: hardnecks Chesnok Red, Kostyn's Red Russian, and Baba Franchuk, and hardy softneck, Karen's Baba. Assuming all goes well, they'll turn into 103 bulbs by midsummer, 2026 🤞. #yeg

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

🎵 Ladies...I think he's available...😘

Taxpayers continue to pay delinquent O&G companies' bills in AB, and our industry-captured Premier is totally fine with that, despite what she says. And if she has her way, we'll *officially* be responsible for the hundreds of billions in cleanup liabilities. thenarwhal.ca/alberta-land... #ableg

Someone get me a Bible and a hose! My wife's been rolling in the Loudness and EnviQele again.

So weird. We were well on our way to being a major player in renewable energy, with private companies lining up to build wind & solar farms without government subsidies. Clean electricity that could have powered these AI data centres. Remind me again why you purposely derailed this? #ableg

I'm SO glad I now have more sunlight in the morning outdoors when I'm brushing my teeth indoors, and no sunlight whatsoever when I get home from work and want to do some work outdoors...

If you're unsure about locking in a fixed electricity rate for the winter, here's some expert advice. Last winter, I saved a LOT of money on the floating rate (~5c vs fixed ~9c). I'm doing the same this winter (w/ microgenerator rate from Apr-Oct). No guarantees! solution105.com/blog/residen....

The CPC is a parody of itself. #cdnpoli

The grammar-challenged freedom dunces are loving their AI memes 😂🤦.

Hey #yyc: let my friend Nicole make your child's party extra-special, with her crazy face-painting skills! Her original art is affordable, so I'm guessing the face-painting is too 😊. #YYCArt

Bragging about "launching" things that they themselves took away: it's the UCP way...🙄 #ableg #ABEd

Apologies if you do this, but I'm really not a fan of parents following their trick-or-treating kids around in their cars. There are so many little ones walking and crossing streets, and this just makes it more dangerous for them. Unless you're disabled, just put on some warm clothes and walk...🤷

"To his left" 😂. Shades of "Piper Kerr (right)." Also — aren't you to his right? #cdnpoli

Is sports media FINALLY saying what some Oiler fans have been saying for years? His bonehead defensive gaffes FAR outweigh his offensive contributions. He's so bad, opponents are targeting him now. Can't win a Cup when one player repeatedly loses games for you all on his own. #Oilers

'With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free**"' **just make sure they're white and not poor; we don't want the blacks, the browns, or the poors - The New America #uspoli

This is amazing. His expression 🤣🤣💀! #cdnpoli

Sir, have you ever spoken to an actual woman other than your mom, or have you just seen them on the internet?

Without a trace of irony, eh Demetrios 🤦? #ableg #ABEd

Just 5 minutes talking to your racist uncle reveals that non-racist family has been pushing far-left talking points for years, and that racist uncles are right of that — toward the centre. Non-racists consistently demonize racists within the first few sentences. Nazi grandpa reposts.

Trump will meet with the leaders of Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan in Washington next week. This is a comedy bit waiting to happen.

How Canadians mulch their gardens for winter 😁:

Hey Teachers: Alberta is Calling! With conditions like this, who wouldn't want to work as a teacher in Alberta?! #abpoli #ableg #abteachers #GeneralStrike

The upcoming federal budget is going to feature both investments and sacrifices -- and yes, that means cuts. Why it's time for Canada's wealthy seniors to step up and help shoulder their share of the pain. #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2025/08/18/o...

🚨 New from Ezra: Retired folk shouldn't travel. True freedom-loving patriots sit on the couch in their own homes, in their own country. Who wants to be surrounded by foreigners? #cdnpoli

He's always been a groper and an a**hole... #Oilers

Same guys march in the US sometimes 😎:

With Danielle Smith, there's ALWAYS a clip 😂. #ableg #ABEd

UN says it's genocide. HRC says it's genocide. PVA says it's genocide. ICJ says it's genocide. ICC says it's genocide. Anyone who knows anything about genocide says it's genocide. Everyone is lying except Israel who are committing genocide and ethnic cleansing. #GazaGenocide

Rob Schneider once again demonstrates the absurd reality that the less someone knows the more likely they are to open their mouth.

Mark Carney could remove the emissions cap, the tanker ban, and anything else Danielle Smith demands. Her proposed pipeline still wouldn't get built because the business case for actually filling it gets worse with each passing day. #cdnpoli #abpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2025/10/23/o...

"The outdated model of building massive new multi-billion dollar pipelines that take half a decade or more to build -- to move a product whose use will soon decline sharply -- must end," non-petro-stans say. #ableg www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"The world's only sentient pipeline, which goes by the pronouns "they/them," will be providing advice to the province pro bono, which in my opinion, is mighty generous of them," said Smith. When pressed online by UCP trolls, she quickly added, "But I DO NOT condone its use of woke pronouns." #ableg

Danielle Smith's justification for charging Albertans for vaccines & requiring pre-orders, is that it's saving $$ due to less waste. But is it really? No. The answer is no. Hospitalization is expensive. We'll have more sick & dead people, AND it'll cost more. Fiscal conservatives, my ass 🤬. #ableg

"Whenever I leave Stornoway and am out amongst the commonfolk, the filthy proles run to me, clutch my hand, gaze into my not-close-set eyes, and shout "NO! You, Pierre, are NOT a rage-farmer! The Carney-Trudeau Libtards are the REAL rage farmers!"" #ThingsPierreDidntSay #cdnpoli

Once again -- Dr. Paul Parks breaks it down. The most glaring takeaway for me? NO NEW CAPACITY IS BEING CREATED. The waiting line is just being split into wealthy (fast) vs not wealthy (slow). There are no new workers -- they're taking workers away from the public system 🤬. #ableg

Ma bruhs, is it gay to wash your sheets? (/s)

Thank goodness my mom keeps a first-aid kit around in case of emergencies...😂💀

What a great example of business owners who care about their community, and who deserve our support ❤️. #yeg #yegfood