Listen, one good piece of news that emerges from all this chaos is that Kristi Noem's husband finally gets to take his cuck chair off that bed plane.

sending employees & nominees to get owned by Congress in front of cameras is a weird fetish but on the evidence it must hit hard. I'm game

If you think Trump is compromised by Russia or you think he's compromised by Israel, I have amazing news for you: both these things are probably true. So don't fight about it, my beautiful babies. x.com/i/broadcasts...

It turns out that congressional hearings are good things.

Really quite amazing that Trump is replacing Noem with the one person who may be even dumber than she is.

Y'all have to quit making my most milquetoast sad/angry posts go viral. They somehow always end up getting the attention of every performative "leftist" on the site and I have to deal with too much malarky.

As a woman and pragmatically progressive person, the current moment feels so incredibly weighty and shitty, like there are no good choices. OTOH I just honestly wonder if women can win in a country as misogynist as this and so my instinct is to support (white) men.

I'm so so glad Michelle Obama will never run for President because then I'll never have to watch people across the political spectrum search their colons for reasons they "just can't" pull the lever for her.

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

I know I speak for many when I say let's get Jasmine Crockett into a position of power and influence somewhere.

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The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

She's gotta skate with this hairdo.

I feel like not enough people are talking about how Alyssa Liu looks exactly like Jennifer Lawrence and it's so distressing like are we just not gonna talk about it?!!!! Science Ovening all over the ice and nobody's gonna say it?!!!

Interesting. Still sitting with this one. boxd.it/dfsyGZ

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Ok I liked the butt commercial. I’m pro-butt now

Folks…I give you…Pizza Pretzels

Imagine thinking this is bad.

It’s time

Not my prettiest batch, but definitely one of my tastiest

Has anyone looked for Dana White in the files?

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I refuse to make sauces, which is why I prefer French cuisine

I don't see a lot of stuff on bluesky about Epstein, which is kind of disheartening? Like, guys, I know it's gross to be on the same team as middle-aged moms, but, uh, strongly opposing billionaire kompromat and sex-trafficking rings and pedophilia is actually fine.

It's nice that some Republicans are coming out against that repulsive video our pedo president shared, but let's not forget that he's recently made absolutely disgusting comments about Somalia and Somalians. Like truly disgusting. Where's the outrage about that, hmm?

Tell Congress that Michael Cohen, Michael Wolff, Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, Elon Musk know more than they will share about Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump when it comes to the horrific crimes against young women and CHILDREN! SUBPOENA THEM NOW. WE WILL NOT BE SILENT. www.change.org/Justice4Surv...

In the late 80's I did a cattle call for young models in Florida. I was never super serious about modeling, because a.)I'm not tall enough nor thin enough, but I look back now, knowing what I know and just...shudder.

Free post from me today: open.substack.com/pub/vacuumsl...

How it feels to consistently vote Democrat

Can we talk about the Haitian Olympic uniforms? I’m tired and it’s almost midnight but dang Stella Jean said fuck you the Olympic committee and I’m so here for it?

Our pedophile president--during some manic episode--posted a hideously racist AI slop video of a past president, an act that would have been unthinkable and perhaps even impeachable a decade ago. Now I wonder if the MSM will bother covering it.

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Writing “Hell yeah, brother” on every viagra and cialis prescription I fill

UberEats once tried to charge me a $30 fee for a pick-up order of roughly $30 from a restaurant that doesn't have direct ordering. I cancelled the order, and sent to the restaurant a screenshot showing the total before I cancelled.

Starting to believe in affluenza. And you know what...Why not? Because there's only one cure for it.

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