I should so inform my wife that all her Baptist-Catholic childhood trauma and guilt issues are in fact illusory

No, I'm going to shame them. Some people actually do respond to shame by changing their actions. Organized religion taught us that.

Look at all these illegal immigrants. No wonder bread crumb prices are so high.

Well um is the tent big enough for us? Oh just big enough for hate mongers? Oh.

January 6th was like Sandy Hook for impeachment. If GOP senators won't vote to remove after a literal coup attempt, they never will.

I have seen enough

As it happens, I have experience with high-level government demands to stop an explosive, accurate story from running, and I also have experience with 60 Minutes spiking a story I was involved in, so I have thoughts about the travesty at CBS. If you want some journalism anecdotes, here are a lot:

That’s exactly why I quit. Ain’t flown since.

In the UK you stand for election but in the US you run for office. Is there any system where you walk to power?

Things are going well.

I caught a 48 hour suspension for suggesting that accidents can happen with tanks during the birthday boy parade

The most interesting thing about Trump, contra Kat Rosenfeld, is that he shows no loyalty to anyone and keeps selling out everyone he steps on to get where he wants and whenever one of his stepping stones like MTG get the temerity to think they have a reciprocal relationship they're all surprised!

I was the most blocked account on bluesky for a day for this bsky.app/profile/hamm...

tfw you forgot to register the domain name, and someone else snatched it.

"A man cannot sweat through three showers a day and still hold his head high at the HEB"

It's unfair to have a president who merits deep critical psychoanalysis & historical exegesis for every decision he makes, but this president is a thoughtless madman who by failing to stay within a familiar moral framework demands more attention, not less

This is a slander on meteorologists. @wxdam.com has made a career of diving into the depths beneath the forecast for general audiences. Others have done the same for Trump, but it's *rude* to describe the failings & iniquities of conservatism on a daily basis just because they're relevant that often

i would again like to remind everyone that NEGATING A FRAME REINFORCES IT "he's not really targeting criminals" makes it an argument about criminality "this is a fascist attack" states what is actually happening START WITH WHAT IT IS not what it isn't

Deep within every Nixon Did Nothing Wrong conservative is a tiny Agnew Did Nothing Wrong homunculus actually driving the whole works

There was a time when we used to hang, or at least imprison, people who chose not to live in any moral or ethical framework, because another term for that is being a psychotic criminal

Real "oh my god, she admit it" moment here. Trump is treated as an uninteresting figure without agency so we can dump endless criticism on liberals for how they react to his "natural disaster." He "doesn't participate in moral frameworks" lmfao

Megan McArdle once again providing a day's dunking amusement, which is her whole job

“Someday Trump and his immigration policies will be gone, but immigrants will still be here. So all of you protesting and trying to protect them and speaking out about sending them to torture camps: what if you are setting brown people’s expectations too high? Who’s going do deal with that, huh?”

Remember when people bullied starfish off this website over this

It warms my heart with sadistic joy that I will be closer to the gigachad ideal than Nick Fuentes can ever come, no matter how many times they break his legs to give him one extra centimeter in height

I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class

This is why we have secretly been heating the earth so that the air hurts no more faces #abolishwinter

I always wondered how those McDonald's with the double drive up menus managed to keep track of the cars coming to the window out of order and it turns out they just don't

RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.

She has done no such thing. She merely came to the conclusion that the mythical cabal of elite, satan-worshipping Jewish pedophiles that control all communism includes the sitting President because of his actual decades-long relationship with actual elite pedophiles.

I will never let go of Rick Wilson’s utter lack of contrition for his ratfucking of Max Cleland, who was not even against invading Iraq, all he asked was for DHS employees to have the same union rights as other federal employees. I watched every conservative in GA who respected him go insane

Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime. $8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people. “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

UK Labour doing exactly what Nate Silver wants it to do has led it becoming the 4th most popular party in the kingdom.

exit light enter night take my hand it's time to grab a resistance band

Bribery & treason are *the* two constitutionally enumerated “high crimes and misdemeanors” for impeaching & removing the President etc.

I agree with this. Trumpago delenda est. www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-rena...

Thirteen years ago that I discovered 1) the King of Siam offered Abraham Lincoln war elephants, and 2) he refused. Consider, instead: what if he had not blogtarkin.wordpress.com/2013/01/25/d...

Are these liberals in the room with us right now

This is MTG'w bill. She personally authored. It's happening now, not in the past. Spare me her redemption arc.

An attack in violation of Article 2(4) of the UN Charter and the Take Care Clause of the Constitution. Seemingly conducted as covert action and then casually disclosed by POTUS while calling into a radio show. www.cnn.com/2025/12/29/p...

The US is at war with Venezuela. No Congressional authorization, no public debate, no clearly stated goal, no casus belli, and a gradual ramp up rather than big opening, so many haven’t noticed (or deny it). But this attack removes the ambiguity. US is at war with Venezuela. With no end in sight.

Honestly what I want is a Camina Drummer Life Simulator. Half insanely detailed resource management tactical space game half pansexual polyamorous dating sim.

This is the TRUE meritocracy

Ruin two bands by combining them: The Ween of the United States of America

there has never been a more Kent Brockman "I for one welcome our new insect overlords" article in history.

Cannot believe I haven't seen anyone post Throwing Copper yet. This album was like a religion and a political manifesto to me.

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

This parent is letting her six month old German Shepherd puppy jump on her ten year old child and rip his jacket with its teeth while growling, and they're all laughing cause it's such harmless fun when the dog is only 14 lbs

So...um... you named your company after a character who pretty famously missed two people sneaking into his home despite having an extensive security system. A system which included 24/7 monitoring and active military personnel.