Open bar work events should not be on a Wednesday

Love this headline… no notes

My brother took my niblings on a road trip and their highlight of the trip was getting to eat at Wendy’s every day 😂

Blaming a woman for the bad play of men is gross. Eww. Do better. Also you have no idea what she’s actually looking at. Men like this dude make my skin crawl.

The only thing they hate more than Women are Black Women.

Sound on 😂

Can someone bring me coffee and breakfast? K thanks.

Is it mean to reach out to a boy that loves the Habs just to ask how the game went? This boy sucks so it would be purposely mean.

I don’t think I have enough mini eggs for a long weekend

If you aren’t making time for her, someone else will.

I want someone to love me as much as I love cheese

Absolutely devastating read. www.them.us/story/slain-...

FYI you’re not being polite by waving someone through a stop sign when it’s your right of way. Being polite is moving your ass according to the rules and not confusing people.

My algo is full of RV ads and I love that for me.

My deepest congratulations to the Treaty First Nations people of Alberta on having a judge rightfully recognize that treaties are law and separation cannot happen without the blessing of Treaty First Nations. Reconciliation includes upholding promises/treaties made. 🫶🪶 #cdnpoli #alberta

What a lovely discussion. More men in the sports world need to speak like this.

Very annoyed that the appearance of my email inbox was completely changed overnight. I hate Microsoft with the fire of a thousand suns.

Will someone feed me mini eggs and tell me I’m pretty

It feels so weird not to have Sunday scaries and peace at work.

Mother’s Day can be hard for people for many reasons, and if you are one of those people like me, I’m thinking of you today and hope you make your way through it. ❤️

Find someone who will buy you cheese.

Hey @partphil.bsky.social miss you 😘

Sports!

Is this a donut with a lemon curd filling and a meringue topping? Yes, yes it is.

Have any of my homies tried these

I think Trader Joes should come to Canada.

People using chat gbt to have a conversation with me regarding legal matters sound stupid, every fucking time. Also it’s so obvious it makes me laugh

Today would have been Papa Fabulous’ 81st bday. What a legend

Canucks can’t even win the draft

Having PTSD is a wild ride sometimes. Brains are so fascinating.

I should have asked for a Costco card for my birthday.

Can someone bring me brunch please

My friend made me my favourite cherry chip cupcakes for my birthday and I’m so pumped about it.

I just dropped a brand new jar of peanut butter on my foot… but nothing can stop this day from being so rad

Remember a few months ago I said something really awful was happening to me that I couldn’t talk about.. well today it resolved itself, and I won. I’m so proud of myself for surviving this.

Thanks for all the bday wishes yesterday.. you really know how to make a gal feel special ❤️

Everest season is going to be nuts this year.

She needs to keep trying.

So far the best part of my birthday is the guy downtown high as a kite having a full blown argument with a mannequin.

10/10 day in the Capital

I love coming home to packages… surprise gifts might be my love language

This app has been so glitchy lately

My boss got me cake and spelled my name wrong. On brand

My work has the flag at half mast today and I’m choosing to believe it’s for John.

Yall are running out of time to ship my bday prezzies! Someone already sent me cheese so the bar is VERY high.

Guys it’s my birthday week- get your shit together.