I’ve been thinking a lot about redwoods today. #iykyk

@artunwound.bsky.social OH HIIIII

I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2025 I’m sitting here learning how to design a report in Access.

I doubt most of these agents have student loans tbh

LOAS is GREASY. That’s the only way I can rate it. So damn greasy.

What a fun album, my heart is happy.

Everyone on foot is going to get home before me tonight.

On my beer shit

I need a care package

On my golf shit again

His own kids don’t even want his name

I used to think all these billionaires supported Trump for the tax cuts, but now I realize it’s because most of them are in the Epstein files.

I learned a hard lesson today— a reservation no longer guarantees a spot on the upper deck on the ferry. Sigh.

My little niece is a whole vibe. And same girl, same.

Dude has been waiting his whole life to be able to lay hands on women with zero repercussions

On my golf shit again

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.

Two of my fantasy teams were personally victimized by David Montgomery and I’m not even mad cause I love the Lions.

I was really hoping it was some sort of translation issue and we were getting raptored.

Do I have to wear pants to work tomorrow? Or like what’s the rapture dress code?

This game brings me so much joy. What a level up from SNF

2 out of 3 of my fantasy teams are having an existential crisis with this game.

So if the rapture is tomorrow— has anyone made a local listing of the sex parties or? Asking for a friend, obviously.

It’s wild to think how the internet has really made people less intelligent.

Please don’t take medical advice from a Cheeto.

I was born to have this job tbh.

This game has been a tough watch

I made the mistake of putting my AC away. Uggggg

Someone send me dinner please, I don’t want to effort.

Having a nice little football weekend.

Big Boy Tuddy is my fav.

My neice just texted me a list of all the food she wants me to make next time I visit 😂😂😂

This is why I love living on the island

There is something so attractive about a man engaging in a conversation topic that we both actually like with zero ego about it.

I need my Sooners to score more.

I mean we already knew the Aquilini’s were trash but this NOCC is spicy af. Love Paolo for believing his kid and going to bat for them. ( going to assume it’s his daughter cause- reasons)

I’m starting to suspect that the Epstein files will show that Darth Cheeto had a kink for sex with trans people.

Canada looks insane 😍 #rugbyworldcup #rugbycanada

Sorry you were mean to us and we didn’t lay down and take it.

I’m so excited to have a veggie burger at McDonald’s and it’s not fake meat. Will report back!

Two games on Monday is weird. I don’t like it. I mean I like it, but I don’t.

What an excellent last two mins by mayfield. That’s my sooner!

Bye Whistler! See you next year

Today was perfect beerfest weather.

Beer!

Happy Beerfest day!

I love this place

The number of people fired or suspended for speaking the truth about Charlie Kirk must serve as a reminder none of the far right are free speech advocates, they just want no limits on what they say.

Does a beer shit in the woods?