i asked ChatGPT to optimize my Elden Ring build and this is what it came up with

HANK! HANK NO! HANK DON'T LEAVE IT OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN HANK

alright I grabbed it, add me and let's go for a run sometime

surely this will be a better look for the team, geniuses over there

has anyone done an essay, video or otherwise, on identity in FFXIV? characters change names and outfits so regularly that I feel like you could pull out something really interesting there

harry dubois looking in the mirror:

Anyone remember when Brad Pitt did that "I'm sad I'm getting divorced" photo shoot where he rolled around in the desert? Sometime over covid lockdown I photoshopped food into the photos. No I don't know why I did it. Now you have to look at it. Please enjoy my series, "Sad Brad Loves Food" (1/)

1. A series of recordings of literal depositions investigating governmental destruction 2. Literally hundreds upon hundreds of baseless, racist, sexist & homophobic conspiracy theories about random normal people ONE OF THESE THINGS *HAS* BEEN REMOVED BY YOUTUBE FOR ITS NEGATIVE IMPACT: WHICH IS IT?

it's friday and i've completed a task in a programming language i've never used before, where's my damn statue

The Stellathon starts in 20 minutes and goes all night! Please join the fun and share if the spirit moves you. I’m not asking for anything more than that. ❤️

the fact that time moves slower as you get closer to your vacation days should be illegal

everybody knows that there are game devs who look like me, let others take the spotlight

an absolute jam, this album is gonna be so good youtu.be/0l629U0uS38

an absolute jam, this album is gonna be so good youtu.be/0l629U0uS38

Eeeee!! Super excited to announce my Etsy shop. :) I’m starting off with my birthday cards and a couple 8x10 prints. More to come soon!! palomamcclainpaints.etsy.com FYI I’m shipping domestically in the US for now until I figure out the international shipping stuff, there’s complexities.

Lawsuits are expensive. Unlike Ken, Sean wasn't elected as a wealthy man with friends in high places. But he does have you. If you don't have much to give, give $16 (the number of times Ken apologized in one interview). If you have more, please give more. SueKenSim.ca Please share.

my usual model of "Vancouver gets one snowfall in December and one in February" is really struggling with a winter of "nothing until a surprise snowfall in March"

I just got laid off in the Battlefield Studios layoffs this morning. If anyone knows of any UI Programming jobs available in the Seattle area (Or remote), please let me know. I have 7+ years of experience in the industry, and I helped ship Battlefield 6. www.ign.com/articles/ea-...

I, for one, am celebrating International Women's Day til 1AM. y'all deserve at least the full 24 hours.

After discussions about poor behavior by DICE attendees last month, I thought I'd bring these out again at GDC dawns. AND DUDES... PLEASE CALL OUT YOUR FELLOW DUDES IF YOU SEE BAD BEHAVIOR. Rock that boat!

yeah i'm also experiencing GDC Games, Dozing and Coca-Cola

small reminder: dont respond to these, just block them, most often the people carrying out these text scams are being held against their will on massive compounds where they suffer a lot of abuse. but also if you respond even jokingly they mark your number as active & you'll just get more text/calls

i was talking with a friend recently about how hard a top-3 is, but a top-9 is easy my9games.com

base Shadowbringers ✅

just picked this up, the author list is incredible! excited for this one

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

If you’re wondering what you can do, as many have asked: I know many are looking for a place to aim mean posts at them or whatever. It’s pointless. The real and much less id-focused answer is I need to find more work. So if you hear of any narrative design/game writing openings somehow, let me know.

vancouver folks, where are you getting your stuff framed these days? the business I was using has closed :(

a good thing happens!

me as an ancient roman: who up spending their day at the coliseum

How would or do you tackle burnout? Any help would be appreciated 🥲

top-tier FFXIV place name

so much for that speech in Davos about not just rolling over to the US, that didn't take long

similar to "save my login information for next time", does "I never signed up for this mailing list" DO anything?

love how the newest youtube update seems to just be "now you have to click this specific button three times instead of one for it to do anything". constantly steadily degrading product for no reason

starting to wonder how this guy was ever even capable of selling bagels

This vacancy is on my team. We have hired two people since 2023. Stable team, interesting work, C&M actively involved and feeding back into the dev process. Really rare opportunity!

good lord we gotta get this loser gone

had such a great time talking to Tangleworm about art, worldbuilding, how to write characters that hold multitudes within themselves, and so much more hope you check this one out ☕

my plans for this evening!

the annual struggle of "will my manager judge me for requesting my birthday (4/20) off?"

hello! a few new merch items up on Bandcamp! including a t-shirt i designed with all sorts of lil references to the album (: kerrinconnollymusic.bandcamp.com/merch

we may have lost the hockey but I'm still putting maple syrup on my chicken

Outer Wilds, if you haven't played it yet, is one of the best games of all time. It's a fun space exploration game with a timeloop twist, and 90% of all game progress happens in your head, as you learn things about the universe and your situation. Absolutely play it if you haven't yet.

stay safe, friends in the northeast. because WOW

looking forward to going to the Goldeneyes game on Sunday, hopefully they've got some celebrations for all the Olympians planned!

makar lost on a pinch and hughes scored the golden goal, i think we've figured out who the best defenceman is

Conflicted by the fact that that was a great game and we lost and 3-on-3 in a gold medal game should be illegal and that it was still a great game lol