We didn't deserve this day.

every episode of The Pitt feels like a speedrun through webMD

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

just getting hit with the reality that i spent the last four months fully immersed in a project and took on no client work and responded to no RFPs. and I am moving and having a quince for the kid this month. and paid my taxes. 😭 if you need a narrative or digital strategist, or a designer…hi!

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Jesus christ is he gonna do it today because the date is 4/7 and that would make him feel something? Like a big special boy? I wish the other thing would happen instead. I wish with all my heart.

Insane Clown Possum

Sometimes you have to fuck and then ghost 50 men or so before you meet your prince charming 🥰🥰

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

I also got nailed so good on Friday that I didn't get up and go out again until today but you dont see my ass out there bragging like some people 😮‍💨

If you see it, do it (if you feel like it) nickname: Uncle Jenn prns: she/he/they/any height: 5'3 sexuality: yes smoke: often piercings: prev 7 but let em close Tattoos: 9 color: rainbow (indecisive) fave drink (alc): whiskey fave drink: iced dunkies fave food: reuben fave animal: oppossum or rat

I told you I was on the case yesterday and here is the proof:

Look upon my art and weep, for it is glorious and time is but an illusion

He is Rizzo

The Persistence of Memery #art #illustration #OhMyGodISpent23HoursOnThis #memes #painting #dali #PleaseLaugh

manifesting

Helped my sister stuff easter baskets, tripped over a metal dog dish twice.... somehow the kids still didnt wake up 😅

Okay. So I'm working on a masterpiece shitpost. Like, many many hours for a very dumb pun. I expect at least 5 pity likes, I'm just warning you all now

sure bsky traffic is down but you know what's rising? jesus christ

I need these omg

Who are you watching the sunset with? #photography #EastCoastKin 📷

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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months. Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs. Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food. Placed in solitary. Denied medical accommodations. They’re killing him & he needs the community to make noise!

Hey, instead of ai maybe bluesky should work on things like fixing the issue where you cant scroll on someone's profile to see their posts if their bio is too long. Seems likely to be an app specific issue, but its pretty annoying that i cant scroll down from the bio section if its too long

Kevin has been playing Blasphemous lately, which is a Spanish game with extremely overt Catholic overtones, and I very confused why everyone in the game was running around looking like a kkk dick. I eventually did a brief search, but this thread was way more helpful and gave context. Lovely!

5 cartoons to get to know me Venture Brothers Adventure Time ATHF Futurama Daria

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

Infinite growth mindset is so toxic by every single metric. Embrace decay.

discourse on this site every other week

If you see this post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation

Too Much Beef Stew - a memoir

so i did the math and i need to make about 100 bucks by monday to cover food/bills. anyone wanna buy some porn? 👀✨

I quit my job at Taco Bell because the treatment became unbearable after 4 months at my new location where I was also paid less. I am trying to find a dispensary job, and return to writing. Please help keep me afloat with a subscription! Thank you!

Didnt this wafflehaus teleportation story break like a week or two ago? I know time has gone all melty due to The Everything, but I really thought this was something we already knew about.

Sometimes I think about the phrasing in mental health about "tools". And i think about how my mental health tools were ancient hand-me-downs, from one generation to the next. Broken tools from broken people, doing their best with tools that werent that great to begin with.

Why are rats so italian coded?

Sunset #art #illustration #watercolor #painting 🎨

New head of Space Force

A new galactic adventure awaits! 🍄🚀 The Super Mario Galaxy Game Movie now in theaters.

What in the fuck was that tone drop for "32 days"

Trying to watch the fucking tornado warnings on the news and instead I'm having to sit through this demented motherfucker rambling bullshit and jfc what an embarrasment he is to humanity in general

Yay, my least favorite day of the year

I turned off autocorrect for good recently and its made me realize how often I hit the wrong key while typing, due to fat fingers/ dexterity issues. My fave mistype lately has been when i tried to type "ravenously" but it came out "ravenpussy" Top tier typo

Both, I said smugly, assured of my place in heaven

Me @ the Chronicles of Prydain series Don't come at me with the Disney Black Cauldron stuff, I will fight you (though Gurgi was adorable)