The next Mary Worth arc

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

There are multiple strains of economic boycott happening now, including #weaintbuyingit and #blackoutthesystem -- sharing for awareness. Our money has power.

Breakfast burrito consumption supervisors.

Strange deals

i think i might've overindulged somewhat yesterday

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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry

Jesus Christ, Tennessee, get your shit together. This is embarrassing.

Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?

Lists are hard but also this list is insane, so I'm just going to use it to note how many I've seen (82) and make a game out of watching the ones I haven't.

Always remember that Elon Musk isn't disliked because he's awkward and unfunny. Plenty of awkward and unfunny people have friends. Elon Musk is disliked because he is destructive and cruel.

it's better to be the Sifu

this thread has been muted because people don’t know how to act right

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

If you need a gift for a cool weirdo, I am a reliable source for Frasier prints, paintings of Sears, Jerry Orbach artifacts, Mr. T Christmas cards, etc. store.brandonbird.com

it's Kung Fu Sunday but I'm not looking forward to it

my son has learned how to perfectly fake the terrifying, panic-inducing scream he does when he's seriously hurt so now every time he gets together with other kids it's like i've gone to a place where someone randomly dry-fires a revolver at me

In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

The real arch-nemesis is seasonal affective disorder (art by @maydaytrippe)

I like the Smithfield Decretals rabbit illustrations of them goin ham on some humans so I embroidered my fav.

i feel…nuts

Time for another game of Large Chair or Small Man?

Hard to believe EQUILIBRIUM was 23 years ago. Even harder to believe that the same dude directed ULTRAVIOLET

I never know what's going on on GRIMM but two ladies just turned into cat-ladies and then the cat-ladies hugged

Pete Dominick and Maura Quint always have the best, funniest, most galvanizing conversations. I desperately needed this one, because it's too fucking dark out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=01BT...

Me, running away from my problems

Elon Musk has made an entire life out of choosing the wire monkey in the cage and then screaming at everyone that it's actually better than the soft monkey and it loves him more.

*scrambling to get anything done at 4:30pm* hurry, please we must hurry, the darkness is upon us, the darkness takes all and ends all, it is coming, it is almost here. we can not fight it, we can not fight the ruinous dark.

for a lurching, vertiginous moment I thought the kid's name was Theo Von Slam

me: whadd'ya wanna do for your birthday, son? Donovan: don't fence me in

always be there

Coincidentally, it's also the Feast of St. Craig, patron saint of insecurities.

"When someone finally leaves a cult, they do so quietly. Because there's shame involved." - Donovan Crain, born on this day

this, all day right now (unmute, it’s a bop)

1) An administrative burden party is a brilliant idea. 2) This mundane crap is the stuff AI *should* be helping us with for a happier and more productive society, but capital prefers to weaponize it against us, including to make bureaucratic mazes more confusing and impenetrable.

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

if you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Top five film genres: Oops she's a robot Sports injury romance That child/monkey is way too smart/evil Actors doing nonspecific southern accents Someone murdered my Sifu, I will now murder HIS Sifu

Top five film genres: a bunch of people you just want to hang out with for a couple hours directed by former stuntmen/fight choreographers Strippers who kill dudes Italian sci fi Giant monsters destroy things/each other

why the fuck is he still alive