I started this magazine in a different body, gender and name and with zero editorial experience. Will yourself into existence

i kind of hope It happens on fcf because the vibes on here would be wild. we'd be collectively horny-posting our way through a weekend-long celebratory bender

me in the darkroom at the club:

I will NEVER forgive Big Almond for making it nearly impossible to find soy milk. Shelves are flooded with their inferior product. Nasty, nasty work.

👊

y'all gotta read this one

just saw a girl on insta complaining about men taking a seat on the subway and ending her video with the line “fucking put your name in the draft or something” does she not realize we already did? like, diva, it’s technically a felony for us not to

On the heels of this post last night, I wrote about using the term "concentration camp" and why it matters.

NJ boy, living in NY, planning a trip to RI

Happy anniversary everybody

Watching Boots and the sub in me is starting to think I should join the Corps

it's a tough job, but someone has to do it

Let me be clear, I don’t grumble to social climb I grumble for the love of the game 😎

unhinged things are happening on linkedin (again)

it’s genuinely hard for humans to wrap their heads around the idea that this is neither a robot nor a human but actually an entirely new entity

linkedinfluencers are talking about how the bad bunny halftime show is an example of what "bringing your whole self to work" looks like someone unplug the internet please

Gaga at the half time show:

die mad trumpers

Went shopping for my Super Bowl party!

currently having one of the best leg days of my life 🙂‍↕️

Seems that the real winner here will be trad pub. If ai slop starts to saturate self-publishing, readers may start to seek out novels that have been “vetted.” She’s fucking herself and her fellow authors* over by sowing distrust in the self-publishing model. *if you can call her an author

This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.

Horror porno idea Two guys trapped in a Saw-style game — whoever gets his partner off first will be set free The twist? They're both on SSRIs The title: No One's Cumming to Save You

🔵 Fool me once... 34% 🔵 Would rather eat glass 20% 🔵 Fuck you, fund SEPTA 10% 🔵 🐀🐀🐀🐀 10% 🔵 Sure 7% 🔵 Why the fuck is he even on this list 6% 🔵 Who??? 3%

finally, the ICE reform we’ve been waiting for: no masks unless you really want to wear them

"power holds no value unless it is exercised"

You know what's wild? I apparently learned more about firearms safety at the fucking Walt Disney World Resort during my Fantasmic training than these ICE bozos did before being sent to MN. (Of course training isn't actually the issue. Defund ICE. Disarm these losers. Try them for their crimes.)

Thank you for listening to our demands: more money for ICE surveillance tech.

well I suppose a board would want a ceo who is a charming psychopath (this is a j*sh d’am*ro hate account until the end)

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

ah yes, the arts, famously apolitical (you know, if we ignore the entire history of the arts)

but where do the subs pic up their luggage??

“Sorry guys, I’m just a little stupid.” Fire your comms director first, then resign in disgrace.

this shouldn't be funny, and yet 🤭

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

soooo tempted to comment "and child slavery keeps margins high on crunch bars"

it's cum

ChatGPT for Therapy:

"And therefore I will..."?

Only a conservative Supreme Court justice could be surprised to learn that many historical laws in America were grounded in gutter racism

if it's j*sh d'am*ro i'm going to flip a table he's a fake ass bitch who has conned his way into the hearts of cms and i hope he gets nothing

If your retirement is solely funded by the sale of 5, 10, 12 homes, you planned badly and went against standard advice. Public policy shouldn’t be responsible for fixing your mistake. However, we do need a strong safety net (like social security) so that your stupidity doesn’t leave you destitute.

me, when he cums without giving a heads up (but you know, minus the fascism)

We spent two decades pushing STEM over everything else, but right now I'm kind of wishing there were fewer tech bros and more people who had read King Lear and studied the failures of 1930s appeasement.

Working on a federal holiday AND it’s a Monday

!!!!!

can’t believe disney greenlit a show about frotting

it's gonna open up to a little bistro-style menu where you can choose how you want to get brutalized