Tim Gunn:

If I can still see Khiel’s products in the background of your Grindr gym selfie, it’s time for you to update that photo…

As Long As You’re Mine (Thunderpuss Remix)

workout fuel: stuffing 🙂‍↕️

girl, three weeks over the holidays is not a sublet, that's an airbnb

finally, gay republican representation in media

What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?

whenever i see nyc apartments decorated for christmas, my first thought is, "where are you storing those decorations the rest of the year???"

saw prince faggot, sucked a dick a night of homosexual debauchery

Muppet “Hello Dolly” when???? @disney

Eleka nahmen nahmen, ah tum ah tum, eleka nahmen Eleka nahmen nahmen, ah tum ah tum, eleka nahmen

i love that people love cinematrix but i have never learned a film actor's name and i don't plan on starting now

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

a “Space Force”, if you will

Me, when no one sits next to me on public transport:

Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government

“I’m so committed to the ACA tax credits that I have torpedoed any chance of keeping them” Actions > Words

Still relevant 🫠

If only my calls to Chuck Schumer actually worked. I look forward to the day we banish him from government.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

better learn to say mamdani now, andrew

now what’s zohran’s plan to give me a little smooch?????

Turning on the Cuomo election night watch party livestream to watch the crowd thin out

cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?

Might I suggest going on a cruise? You still have a whole staff dedicated to taking care of you and access to plenty of social opportunities. And we aren’t all subjected to the consequences of your diminishing mental capacity.

the skeleton makeup didn’t stand a chance

no longer a pumpkin 😔 happy november

It’s always “hey Cole thanks for connecting is your team interested in” on LinkedIn and never “hey Cole thanks for connecting I thought you were hot and want to hit it raw”

someone do that height percentile chart but with dick sizes the gays would be all over that trend

When you want someone badly enough, it’s easy to mistake their honesty for integrity.

this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.

look, i might only bottom biannually, but i think the boys tonight had their minds blown by my professionalism 🫡

to me, the most frustrating subset of online leftists are those who use “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” as an excuse to avoid changing any of their behavior

this and safety nets under the windows 😍🙌🙌

whomst amongst us

I'd be curious how many of the Dems railing against "purity tests" today would just as quickly say that a candidate was "unelectable" if they had an alt. Because I'd bet there are a lot of Dems who are pretty open to excusing racism while drawing the line at being horny online (britta_perry.jpg)

I do think that people can change and that we shouldn't be defined by our stupidest decades-old opinions or action. But when the action was "nazi tattoo" and you're running for Senate, I also think it's fair and appropriate that the bar for earning back trust is very high.

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

Yes, young people use fewer healthcare services, that's kind of the whole way the insurance industry works (and the reason that the individual mandate was one of the legs of the ACA's three-legged stool). But a catastrophic/HSA approach is an absurd "fix" to a problem that needs holistic solutions.

left(ist) shark

The local bagel shop is mediocre, but I can take it home and eat it in bed. The farther bagel shops are better, but once I get that far I’m not coming back home. So I guess I’ll just save money and eat the cereal from my cabinet 😢

Me, at jock strap night: “This is fun, why don’t I do this more often?” Me, waking up to a 7:30 alarm: “Oh, that’s why”

rfk jr’s politics in two frames

hotel lighting

The other plane passengers waiting for y’all to finish stripping, fluffing, and taking your mirror selfie

They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.

As it exists, I don’t believe that SCOTUS is actually a place that interprets the law or exists to seek justice. It is a lever of power and a numbers game, and I have no respect for it as an institution. There is no consistency or true philosophy at work, save this: they do what they want.