Also, remember coral reefs are now considered IRREPARABLE!

If they don’t accept you because of your body, FUCK THEM.

⭐ GAËL MONFILS! ⭐

@earlofsammich.bsky.social HUZZAH!

As a born again reader, I just learned of "TBR-to be read" but I can't help but petition for a change to "BTR-books to read" Is that not more sensible? Is my noob ass missing something? 😅

Black Acura TSX special, call her Oni

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Having to reference the Dewey Decimal right through college for my papers!

NEXT ON DECK!

Both myself and the "new kid's" direct manager are tired of his shit! We just had our monthly sales meeting and tell me why the fuck this kid didn't do or say nothing for the meeting. Even when called on it was fucking CRICKETS! Both me and the DM had to step up, and you know I was throwing jabs!

UGH! This shite was uber cheese+cringey, and so many fucking cliched tropes! And you know what the worst part is? I loved every bit of this stupidly cute RomCom piece! 🥹 I still jealously wish "Alex" didn't forgive MC so easily and they didn't live happily ever after *more whines of singledom*

SMedia\TwitterFingers really turned people nasty towards each other and small businesses. Just because YOU don't like how something tastes does not automatically equate to it being NASTY\DISGUSTING! People forget what true criticism is and are so quick to destroy small biz for the smallest things!

[media deleted] I get really happy and giddy to share these pics\vids, but the reposting really gives me the ick I know this is social media and all that, but this is supposed to be *MY* safe journaling space when my pics and vids get reposted against my will it really makes me sad and insecure

sorry but I'm really uncomfortable with people reposting my shit I don't know how many times I have to say this even with posts that clearly say "DONT REPOST" it still happens 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

my preciouses are here! 🤗

Real Adult Qs: Do y'all flip\rotate your beds? If so, how often? -I rotate my bed at least 2x a year (not the flippable kind) Do y'all wash your pillows, if so how often? If not, how often do you replace them? -I can't wash my cervical pillow bc it's memfoam, but use 6 covers I wash regularly

So, I made breakfast, finished up my work-work, read 3 chapters of the book, cleaned out my gym bag, started laundry, and it's still barely cracking noon here

34 FUCKING STATES ALLOW LEGALIZED CHILD MARRIAGES! THIRTY FUCKING FOUR! AND "CHRISTIAN" REPUBLICANS IN THOSE STATES FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET IT INTO\KEEP IT IN THE FUCKING BOOKS! REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME SOME PDF WANNA BRING UP MUSLIMS AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO THIS DISCUSSION! 🤬🤬🤬

Certified over here! 👹👉🏻👉🏻

This got me thinking, wouldn't it be fucked up that in human form you got the "knot"? But when you turn to wolf form it's a human cahhk? I'm sorry, I'll see myself out 😅

UNFURL?!? 😭

Look: a panda named Hua Hua that is being recognized for looking like an onigiri 🍙 🐼

Ok did BSky blipped out on y'all too or was it just me again?

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Why is my ass not getting ate the fuck up this fine Wednesday morning? 🥹

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

I really wish upon a wish that TX gets their shit together, but I'm honestly not holding my breath 😮‍💨

Why the fuck does Venmo take my $ IMMEDIATELY, but needs 7 business days to add it to my fucking account?!?!

Omgah I've been calling this book the wrong name it's "The Build-a-Boyfriend Project" 😅

If I see a diaper and you don't have a condition that requires it, you're getting blocked.

I'm halfway through, but is it horrible of me that I don't want the MC to end up with the guy? Yea, yea I'm single and bitter, I own it. 😒 #HowToBuildABoyfriend

of course his weak ass couldn't handle the extra weight and was fucking ego lifting! I fucking curse him to hurt himself AND his ego, rude ass 🖐🏻 fuck! 🤬😒🤬

I abhor rudeass motherfuckers in the gym that comes up to your rack & grabs weights off of it! WHO FUCKING RAISED YOU?! Especially when it's 🖐🏻 fucks, it's an extra layer of douche and heavy on selfish and narcissistic entitlement! And 9 out of 10 these are also the fuckwads that don't rerack!

FUCK OFF KEITH! #HowToBuildABoyfriend

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you Jimmy, not James but Jimmy 🫩 I'm so glad my dad vetoed that shit, like talk about being yet another Asian statistic

I got wicked excited in sorting and clearing out my recycling since they changed the weekly pick up to every other week 🤗

FRIED PORKCHOPS! I NEED THEM STAT! 😭😭😭

"please don't block me" 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

Sharing for Black&Brown patients. 🖤 Things to say to be taken seriously in a medical setting. We shouldn’t have to do this but this our reality.

No sex is cool. No love tho? That's crushing.

⭐ MY LIL SODA POP! ⭐

That's them being nice, people slash tires and sugar tanks during the big storms back in Boston

Post a mage!