I literally just got home but now I kinda wanna go to SF for Halloween and flights are cheap

my new fave tee 🥰

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.

¡PREMIUM THICKNESS!

too bad they didn't have anymore totebags *sadface*

Get that playdoh triangle out of my fucking face!

there's a video? WTF! 💅🏽

Last breakfast with my BeyBeys! CHICKENteri+EGGS! 🤤

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I KNOW THIS KWEEEEN! work it friend! 🤭

HALLOWEEN IS IN THE AIR PEOPLES!

I CANT BELIEVE I'M EATING SG FOOD AGAIN TO CLOSE OUT THIS AMAZING TRIP! I'M SO HAPPY I COULD FUCKING CRY! 🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭🥰

WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”

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This fish and shrimp taco was just 🥹

FUCKING YIKES!

Y'all miss me? I called out of work and staying in LA til tomorrow night lol

waiting on Player 2

Good to see you're not perfect 😜

I hate when I get like this, it's only been a day too 😒

ALL THIS FUCKING MONEY TO BE SHOWN FUCKING HULU COMMERCIALS?!?!

FUCK OFF! FUCK THESE FUCKING MOVIE THEATERS MAN! MOVIE TICKET ALREADY $22.50 A D YOU GONNA CHARGE ME A $2.50 PROCESSING FEE EVEN THOUGH IM FUCKING BUYING THE TICKETS AT THE FUCKING THEATER! I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW!

FILIPINO DELICACY!!! With Seafood City right over yonder! 🥰 🫶🏻

OMG it would the best welcome home gift after this Cali trip! I can't effin wait! 🥰🥹

Grilled chicken

Ok....so I'm crushing on a new boy y'all 🥰

I went to Palms Springs, spent a bunch of money and all I got was this medical bracelet.........that and all the gahey bro smashing 🤭

🎶she's beauty she's grace!🎶

this swag bag is adorbz! 🥰

let's see what the hooplah is all about

Papa's here!

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Gym done, vacation mode on!

Might fuck around and reprise my Tumblr days 🥴

Going through the comments and quotes makes me realize I'm a PotheadPothead, cuz I need at least 2something to feel something with edibles 😅

What prepping for vacaycay in your 40s looks like 😅

I hate being responsible, being responsible made me miss all the dickballbootyholes 🥹

Oh shit! It just clicked, I'm on book #19 so just 5 more after this and I hit my 2025 goal of 24 books!

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That was a fun light read! On to the next from Miss Mafi!

Who has 2 thumbs and forgot his lifting shoes and now gets to deadlift in Crocs? 😅 At least they're in SportsMode! 😎

yet another reason not to use AI! 🤣🤣🤣

“Aging is a part of life!” Gabrielle Union:

I didn't know where it was going, but it was a cool ride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I really miss rolling up on the regular, and I should patent my trifilter

WHY DO THESE WOMEN NEVER HAVE THE SAME FUCKING ENERGY FOR THE THEIR FUCKING CHEATING HUSBAND\BF\PARTNER?!!! HE'S JUST GONNA FIND A OTHER SIDE PIECE EL STUPIDO! 😒