kid turns 13 today me:

ticket lottery for this gonna be,, nuts

I'm going to type slowly I will not vote for, endorse, campaign for, or donate to any candidate or party that does not explicitly endorse FULL AND EQUAL RIGHTS to trans people in all areas of society. I'm not a full citizen, you don't get my second-class vote. Period. I think I'm being clear.

why not both

you are legally required to like and repost this

outwit, outplay, outlast (Sound on for the commentator)

share a movie soundtrack you love

damn right

name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you

deeply unsettling

midnight dog walking song

Totally unrelated but this skeet reminded me that a guy spent five years making a stop-motion version of the Sabotage video by hand and finally finished it a couple weeks ago.

it’s after midnight, do you know where your boots and cats are?

He know he still gonna have a mouth full of nuts no matter what, right? 😂

People who say The Noid can't be forgiven because they deracialized a vlogger are the same people who simp for these folks.

So sad. This isn’t what he looks like in his natural environment, in the deep ocean trenches. What you’re seeing is depressurization. But it’s not too late to return him 🙏

Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."

Never bring a wife to a nun fight.

happy psych psaturday 🍍

If you’re wondering why Brötchen blew up seemingly out of nowhere, guess what: he’s a nepo baby. His mom is literally a pygmy hippo *at the same fucking zoo*

tag urself I'm Diabetic Darrell

Motherfuckers

I miss link

The way the math works, trans kids are people.

Um

When you think of it, science is ignorant and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper socialist movement should seek to abolish it.

me to bluesky me

useless post. maybe you should be worried about Orange Donald , in the white house

hey @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just rewatching ap bio can you supply some pics for us to play dirty durbs?

I read recently that Bluesky was experimenting with Reddit type features, so I took a stab at it. Here’s a live page of the top posts on Bluesky per hour, day, week, and month. Log in to “upvote” (like) posts; for everything else, it’ll send you to the app. 🙌

(Israel breaks ceasefire) (Israel breaks ceasefire) (Israel breaks ceasefire) (Iran retaliates) "WHOA CEASEFIRE WAS BROKEN!!"

Redesigning the ninja turtles: I present Michelangelo

Redesigning the ninja turtles: and now, please welcome to the stage LEONARDO

Redesigning the ninja turtles: ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary fineries may I present RAPHAEL

Remember how you used to just know everyone’s phone number? Then cell phones came out and you could barely recite your own number? That’s what AI’s endgame is but for every aspect of your life.

Good god this is a crazy interview. Listen as Scott Pelley describes how Bari Weiss wanted journalists at CBS to cover the killing of Renee Good in Minnesota. This is why we can’t have oligarchs running our news outlets, this is absolutely devastating.

happy psych psaturday 🍍 iykyktr

who’s up not sleepin?

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🤍🩶

pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🤍🩶

This is a weird turn from Activia

pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🤍🩶

Legend

it’s really hard to pretend to work for 8 hours