still can’t sleep

who up can’t sleepn?

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

really not liking the mcu reboot

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

RIP

I won a thousand dollars on bingo once

checking someone’s oil is a euphemism for sticking a finger up their butt

ACAB does not include Shawn and Gus Happy Valentimes Day

This is a banger.

watching the burbs and can’t stop thinking that mark proksch’s character is actually colin robinson and just sucking the energy out of everyone

*sluts down

lmao

I jest. It's happened. Probably on something I put no thought into at all. Because internet strangers be odd at what they reskeet

I’d be lucky to get 5 views, let alone reskeets lol

i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

Just to underscore: Trans people, we aren't "issues". Me, I'm not an "ideology". I'm a human, like anyone else. The only "ideology" here is those bigots who use such rhetoric in their effort to dehumanize trans people — because they want us gone.

Country which loses its mind over 15 minutes of fellow citizen singing in Spanish claims it can host both World Cup & Olympics without incident

Y'all enjoy Bad Bunny at halftime, I'm gonna stick with some OG Spanish language hip hop.

all the ads aren for gambling and insurance (which is also gambling)

I guess for people who love commercials today is their super bowl

Never Forget

SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work! I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖

mondays be like

please use alt text please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you

Gm, I hope he dies today

BAN JESSE SINGAL AND LET LINK BACK IN YOU COWARDS

Ive watched this about 100 times. This is why the internet was invented. Right here. Peak content.

im not voting for newsom and no weird way you post about it will change that. Get your shit together and nominate someone good.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

me as a bluesky therapist have you tried doing large amounts of drugs?

this guy looks like he’s about to get yelled at by gandalf

they gotta bring detroiters back just because of how many times I say “say hello to a new day you white pieces of shit” in my life and nobody knows what I mean

Groundhog Day

you're probably very cool but if you don't alt text i dont wanna be friends

who’s up can’t sleepin’?

fuck

No that’s James O’Keefe

RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.

First they came for the brown people, and I said nothing Then they came for the white people and I said now hang on a minute gang this is pretty fucked up

You know what. I’m starting to ask myself why the fuck the last admin sat on these files. Look how bad what we’ve seen so far Is. It’s bc they are all in on it and we are the fucking idiots who still believe in justice and democracy

Saw the video and it's a straight up execution. Shot like a dog in the street over and over. Anyone in power gonna do ANYTHING or is Jacob Frey gonna hide in his warm office while they murder his constituents over and over

ICE's *official* position is concealed carry without brandishing is grounds for summary execution I didn't think we'd end up with the *2nd* Amendment in the divorce somehow