Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended Beastie Boys - License to Ill tour, Spectrum Belly / Radiohead - Star / Pablo Honey, TLA Catherine Wheel - Chrome, TLA Yes - Union, Spectrum John Cale at a small bar in Delaware plus Echo and the Bunnymen like eight times

Happy Chompsgiving!

it's different now I'm poor and aging

Today was one of the worst days of my life.

how I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving

The human race will not survive 500 years. Not possible.

Oh boy oh boy here comes seasonal affective! You have to love "you are horrifically depressed because of what day it is." Makes perfect sense.

Hero (1983) Hero (1992) Hero (2002) A Hero (2021)

Thinking back to the time a coworker wrote a seven full chapter substack about how he was a big eyed waif navigating the big boy world while his wicked coworkers were mean to him by expecting him to "work" and "contribute" and not "wander off and be exceedingly weird".

They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Normalize saying this instead of, "𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢".

welcome to the proletariat... Rick Pitino? whoa

The Bush administration thought and sweat and lied for months to come up with a reason to invade Iraq. Turns out they could have just Leroy Jenkins.

umbrellas and blimps and shit

dang some people called this but wow youtu.be/QRtR2OM3_so

You don't often see a skeet ratioed by a hidden reply but this fella pulled it off multiple times.

Challenge accepted!!!

At some point, a major world leader will have to come out and say the truth about Trump and Putin.

"Now is the time to look forward, not back. We must find forgiveness in our hearts and not pursue the mountain of incredible crimes."

For this #caturday, I stand on dad's phone and take unflattering selfies.

I hope this is a valuable learning experience. Dunk hard. Humiliate bigots as much as you can.

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Trump pivot to socialism. Universal healthcare. Free transit nationwide.

What do you think they are going to do? Because if they keep saying this shit, they definitely want to do something.

“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”

A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...

If they are back to pushing fully private healthcare, we are in for a bad future indeed.

Baristas are locking arms in front of lines of trucks. This distribution center is Starbucks’ largest on the East Coast, which is why we’re showing up to send a message. We're ready to continue escalating our ULP strike until Starbucks does the right thing. #NoContractNoCoffee

I am NJ 4 life but big props to my former adopted home of Charlotte.

Least corrupt and depraved Boomer President: Joe Biden.

#BREAKING | Israeli Knesset passed a law to forbidden the transfer of water and electricity to UNRWA offices

If you have not learned a horrifying truth about all of humanity in the past year, I am sorry.

Yeah, I added a "I am full of existential ennui and I cannot care about anything that transpires in this life" button and I really shouldn't have.

not suspicious at all

I have an idea for a screenplay involving scientists exploring a giant hidden space that offers access to time travel. Turns out it was an experiment to give the New World population different things to see if they can resist the Old World invasion. Domesticated animals, metalworking tech, etc.

the amount of money Chi raises in his first 24 hours with a live actblue is gonna be Funny

So it appears my Epstein document network tool was shadowbanned sitewide on reddit. Like legitimately. Can’t even DM it. Since bluesky is still a place for freedom: epstein-doc-explorer-1.onrender.com

Reagan happened. It’s always Ronald Reagan.

I lived in Charlotte for more than a decade. My daughter was born there. It is still a city of transplants, and I wasn't sure how it would go. SO great to see so many people reacting negatively to the ICE / Border Patrol invasion. Fuck em up, then enjoy a great meal at Mert's.

This is a critical piece of information, but the best part is that the Nazis thought Jim Crow was too harsh.

If someone ever says "the worst people imaginable are running the country", that is not a cutesy little descriptor for laughs. It is genuinely true. They are genuinely the worst people on earth.

Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks. www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...

Shedeur stayed on the bench.

I’m told 🧊is staying at Courtyard by Marriott Charlotte Steele Creek 8536 Outlets Blvd, Charlotte, NC 28278 704-626-2500

if it had been left up to the companies, today we’d culturally perceive both acting and professional sports as low paying jobs for people so devoted to their hobby that they’re willing to sacrifice financial stability to do it full time—pretty much how we treat book authors now tbh

here’s a comic about arguing on twitter

HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!