I would imagine that at the turning point halftime show tonight, surely Kid Rock will perform his football themed* song “Balls In Your Mouth”. Should be exciting! *I assume it’s football themed - this is perhaps a poor assumption on my part

It’s weird how Harvard turned out so many people that absolutely hate Harvard.

If only Kid Rock’s dad had pulled out.

I wonder how many Olympic athletes will be pressured in to giving their medals to Trump.

No military experience and made Secretary of the Navy? Seems weird.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

They’re probably regretting they didn’t go with Ted Nugent now.

There’s been a lot of talk about Bad Bunny and Puerto Rico lately and I just want to add that I got a coffee from a Puerto Rican bakery earlier this week and am still thinking about it.

Q: Which conservative views are difficult to share? Lower taxes? Smaller government? Stronger Military? A: Oh, you know…

Kind of expecting local politicians to start introducing bills to revise how percentage increases and decreases work to match the nonsense that Trump says.

I guess this is just how math is now.

I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic

I feel confident that however bad people think this all is, it’s actually much worse.

When you cave, they push harder. When you fight back, *they* cave. Do not obey in advance. Repeat after me: "Fuck you--make me."

Poli sci ftw!

[Roger Daltrey voice] “Aww who the fuck are youuuu?!?” [Pete Townshend voice] “Who who, who who”

The most powerful man in the world is also the weakest. It’s quite a package!

Like a wagon wheel coffee table, it’s so awful they can’t even begin to tell us how awful it is.

So the rules are you can’t take down a statue of Robert E Lee but you can tear down the Kennedy center if Philip glass makes your dick feel small

Anyways, that was the worst dry January ever.

You know who knows everything? Alex Acosta.

How many times have you said this? A zillion times, like me?

Can we at least call the guy who dresses like an SS officer and executes an ethnic cleansing snd mocks a Jewish law enforcement officer a Nazi? Is that okay?

Everything is awful but I got some amazing pastries this morning. And they let me order in my broken French; it is always a treat to be humored.

The unreleased Epstein files contain images of “death”. Not sure even what to say about that.

So did anyone check to see if Tim Walz or Kamala Harris or Pete Buttigieg or AOC or JB Pritzker are in the Epstein files? No? They aren’t in there? That’s weird. I was told this was a “both sides” thing.

Democracies are so strong that they allow people to criticize democracy. In fact, the ability to do so is an essential quality of democracy. Authoritarians are so weak they don't allow people to criticize authoritarians. Silencing dissent is an essential quality of authoritarian regimes.

Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Topics and Aesthetics in Horror Planetary Science Talmudic Law Artificial Intelligence The Culture of the Sixties

Reminder that if Alex Pretti beat a police officer with a fire extinguisher and then smeared his feces on the walls of the Capitol building, but did so in the name of Trump, he would be eligible for a full pardon. I guess it's pretty nuanced.

Trump, a billionaire, is seeking to collect thirty dollars from each and every person in America. Every man, woman, child, retiree, veteran, etc. Everyone. Wait, sorry, not from other billionaires. I'm sure other billionaires won't have to contribute to this.

Indiana Republicans are incredibly fucking stupid. Full stop. www.indystar.com/story/news/p...

Everything is awful but sometimes you see a nice sunset.

They are absolutely gonna detain players and coaching staff by mistake.

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

"In theater" is a nice touch for describing Minneapolis. Worth noting the people involved, from Trump to Miller to Noem to Homan to Bovino to the majority of ICE and CBP goons, have never served in the military. They're playing out a war fantasy, dressing up in army costumes, like incredible losers.

Reminds me of the Indiana state legislator who said teachers shouldn't take a side when discussing Nazis.

imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours” how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that

If you’re not sure what side to be on, being on Springsteen’s is always a safe bet.

I wouldn't be surprised if that guard turned out to be Billy Corgan. That guy is all over the place these days.

Trump: "You actually don't have any rights." People who fly Gadsen flags: "Sweeeeeet!"

By this point in my life, I'm very used to the pattern of Republicans destroying the economy and Democrats having to rebuild it. But this time around Republicans are destroying *everything*. The rebuilding probably won't be finished in my lifetime.

“are alligator parks good when it's cold” is a thing I just googled

I don't want to hear Donald Trump, I don't want to see Kristi Noem, I don't want to sense Stephen Miller. In any manner at all.

“We can go drivin’ in, on my scooter” - Idris Elba on Taylor Swift’s London Boy. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Hey, Siri, play “Here Comes the Sun” ☀️❤️🤍💙

I’m Alex Vindman and I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Chaos, corruption and sky-rocketing costs are crushing ordinary people, while the billionaires and career politicians profit. I stepped up when my country needed a soldier and now I’m stepping up again to fight for Floridians.

Saying the problem is on both sides is a sign of cognitive dissonance. I have only just now realized this.

Do you understand they are weak and their violence comes from weakness? If we fight them together, if we link arms, if we say enough in one voice, they will crumble and we will be free to create something better, something we deserve. I’m begging. Please. See it. Know it.

Kristi Noem walking in to a gravel pit to meet HR.