Uh oh, the spam text people have just figured me out.

It's wild that we have a president who is clearly uninformed, delusional, and completely unsuitable for office and he does incredibly stupid things and yet everyone around him is like "masterful gambit sir!" This is not sustainable.

I guess Trump must have finally found those Iran war plans hidden behind the toilet in the guest bathroom at Mar a Lago.

I see a future of multiple mecha melanias

Trump: Tom, did you send those ICE agents to the airport? Homan: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin' sexy, just like you asked.

"Hey everybody - this is the guy that covered up the Epstein files! He protects pedophiles!!!" - me, if I saw Bill Barr in public.

So the guy who's making this up as he goes along doesn't even know what's actually happening in reality.

The only thing that can stop a Markwayne is a Waynemark. Or an election. Be on the lookout for one or the other.

Taters.

We can stop the Misery Machines

What if we named *all* of the airports after him?

Notice she didn't say which country.

Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

Hopefully they can turn off the power for whatever simulator in which we reside and turn it back on again.

Maybe did his aides convince him to acquire Graceland instead of Greenland? A little sleight of hand harmless misdirect? May he live out his days in the Jungle Room.

Aaron Rupar’s Public Notice newsletter interviewed me about my push for the news media to report loudly on Trump’s dangerous mental unfitness. “They don’t want to make themselves part of the story by calling him out," I said. "They’re afraid he will direct his deranged behavior toward them."

Americans: please help us our utility bills are too high! Trump: yes I give your tax dollars to a French company to reduce our future supply of electricity. And with that, America is great again, bitches.

This is all insanely stupid. www.cnn.com/2026/03/23/c...

If you have to show ID to ICE agents to get on a plane, then why shouldn’t you have to show ID to ICE agents to vote?

The big special boy is so very needy.

Billionaires have become powerful enough to purchase whole nations, lock stock & barrel, so the only institutions that can stop them are transnational alliances. Which is why: * they're constantly gunning for the EU & NATO * they're creating their own transnational fascist billionaire alliances

Look, all airports have de-ICEing equipment. I'm just sayin'.

Another reason why we shouldn’t be in a war. The number of service people killed in action is not the death toll.

Have we considered asking Trump how much money we can give him from the US Treasury to resign? If we'd given him twenty billion dollars a month ago, we'd definitely be ahead now.

seeing a lot of speculation on what trump's real goal for this is and i think it's important to remember that he's incredibly dumb, cruel to his core, is incapable of long term planning, and has little to no impulse control

Reminder that Trump has no idea what he's doing and his sole employment requirement for the people that surround him is that they know less than he does.

Kinda surprised that Trump hasn't proposed that ICE agents can fill in for Air Traffic Controllers.

What Iran has learned from all this: (a) it's hard to conquer (b) it holds more bargaining chips than it realized (c) it needs a nuclear weapon, like North Korea, to ensure it is never attacked by the United States again. I think the United States is worse off for Iran having learned these lessons.

If you have a problem with everyone in the room, the problem might not be the room.

Hoo boy.

He hasn't finished his Venezuela or his Iran! No Cuba for you mister president! www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

If there is one thing I’ve learned is that if a project is struggling, adding a bunch of new trainees always helps, especially if they’re being paid and you’re not, and they’re the reason you’re not being paid

Reminder that the radical right wants to take away your right to vote, your free speech, and lots more. The radical left wants you to have healthcare.

The more people that interact with ICE, the more people that will realize there is something really fucking wrong here.

My dog: I want the toy that’s under the dresser… Me: I’ll get it. My dog: …so I can put it under the dresser again!

Kind of in favor of this. When every fourth traveler is detained for one reason or another, a super-majority of Americans will be calling for the abolish of ICE.

Giving away the game here that ICE is his own mob he will deploy if his demands aren't met.

I would eat less citrus if small oranges had teeth.

I wonder what Bill Barr, whose father gave Epstein his first job, working with high school girls, had to do with all this?

There is no better example that reducing our dependency on fossil fuels is a matter of national security than being forced to fund our wartime enemy because gas costs too much.

Trump lifting Iran oil sale sanctions is like buying Hitler’s paintings after D-Day.

This opinion piece in @usatoday.com surprised me. Tim Swarens advances the argument that you don't have to like Elon Musk to appreciate his accomplishments. I was curious how he was able to overlook some of Elon's startling shortcomings. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Look, maybe we should be concerned that our administration is now funding *both* sides of the Iran war, but maybe Trump just loves war.

Governments that put the profile of their current ruler on coinage and paper money fall into two categories: (1) monarchies, and (2) totalitarian wannabe dictatorships. Which is this? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

I thought it would take an enormous shared tragedy to bring the country back together again but it turns out all we need is a potential upset of Duke by a sixteen seed and suddenly we're all on the same side.

The republicans are going to complain so bad when the democrats withdraw from Iran in 2029.

This week, Trump joked about Pearl Harbor with Japan's leader and said Gavin Newsom was "president of the United States." A few months ago, he blamed Rob Reiner for his own murder. What will it take for the media to write loud stories about his derangement? Are they waiting for him to nuke Chicago?

Just bought tickets for this. When I asked my wife if she wanted to go, she said she would do anything for love, but she won't do that. I feel like I finally understand that song.

Combine this with Trump's attack on any attempts in America to cultivate renewable energy sources like wind and solar and, well, it's not good.