I saw a group of goths yesterday in Sweden, complete with pale white face makeup eating ice cream. Despite their best efforts, they looked happy.

Just so we’re clear, Sweden has had ranch all along.

Guy whose dad gave Jeffrey Epstein his first job has thoughts about Trump’s AG nominee.

Can a metaphor also be literal?

I guess states’ rights are pretty nuanced.

Patron Saint of Dad Jokes

There has always not been a reflecting pool.

He’s going to turn the reflecting pool into a ballroom, isn’t he?

Domestic terrorists have planted and nurtured weeds in my flower bed. Also they dented my lawn mower blade on a tree root.

I see your Wilco reference today, Connections.

Do you think Trump has considered asking Oliver North to get involved in the Iran negotiations? He's got some experience with that and he's married to Fawn Hall - the gang could all be back together again!

In authoritarian cults of personality the leader can do no wrong. When things go wrong (as they inevitably do because authoritarian leaders are incompetent), they blame others, creating hate-objects to distract for their failures. Followers pretend they don't see, "If only they knew," they say.

Have they covered the reflecting pool with a tarp yet?

have we ever considered that maybe the reflecting pool is just getting a chemical peel and afterwards it's going to look younger than ever

YOU ARE A BETTER FATHER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Finally got to the Swedish Chef lesson in Duolingo.

I renewed my library card today and I feel pretty good about that.

It’s wild that Zelensky is a joker who became a world leader and Trump is a world leader who became a joke. Anyways it’s great that Maggie kept this for her book. Super helpful.

I figured that his response to the reflecting pool debacle was going to be pathetic, but I wasn't prepared for its being pathetic on so many levels.

Guys, we missed it - after all these years, Trump finally did an Infrastructure Week! For real! I mean, it was in Iran, but still, it really was Infrastructure Week!

the pool don’t work cause the vandals took the handle

There is a non-zero chance of Trump filling in the entire reflecting pool with concrete.

anyways I guess these guys are going to be permanent fixtures in the reflecting pool now

The great axiom of the second Trump term will be "Had he just done nothing, everything would be so much better." nod to @asharangappa.bsky.social

I contend that the most damaging thing people can say to Trump is "People laugh at you behind your back and talk about how weak you are."

Don't ever change, Indystar.

Trump isn’t even a tenth of the leader Obama was and he knows it and he is furious about it.

oh

I guess it’s pretty nuanced.

ngl, the space x IPO being largely successful immediately after elon musk spent a week fomenting racist pogroms in northern ireland is one of the more blackpilling events of the year for me

Same, but with Bruce Springsteen. theonion.com/study-majori...

If I wanted a golden ballroom for safety purposes, I would probably cite my worry about "dudes flying through the air on motorcycles" as one reason why.

Trillion dollar idea - setting up a special index that records an individual's wealth and includes credit for charitable donations. This way Elon could donate ten billion dollars to each state in the union to fund healthcare and still be "credited" as a trillionaire.

I may not have a trillion dollars but I have people I love and who love me.

All cars are self-driving for a little while.

COMMENTARY: Eliminating taxes might be popular to preach but people deserve realism

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

Whatever the cure is we’re gonna need a pound of it because we ignored that ounce of prevention. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...

Gonna be wild if there’s an active military issue while this is going on and Trump just ignores it because he’s so excited to see the beautiful strong men punch each other in his name.

When you look up "how to pronounce fondant" and they're like /ˈfänd(ə)nt/ Perfect, thanks

So glad I never turned this game off.

"4.2% for the big guy"

I guess Republicans just have to love inflation now.

He's not even pointing out that both of the stupid cars were made of stainless steel.

Years ago @jamellebouie.net noted that our founding fathers were "drunk as hell" most of the time and I'll be damned if someone hasn't gone and written a whole book about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/b...

You'll never guess what the ingredient is.

It's wild that the same guy is a central character in both of these stories.

The vibe will not be fucked up at game four.

Once Elon Musk did an apperance at a Dave Chapelle show in San Francisco and was booed so fiercly that colleagues called the cops for a wellness check and if New York doesn't out-do that tonight, then what are we even doing here.

I feel like there's a joke to be made about MSG being a ballerroom and not a ballroom but I'm not sure what it is.