no longer a plug and play third baseman

My house in FFXIV still has a guestbook goddamnit

"They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever saw. . . . I couldn’t understand why they couldn’t give me no justice." Satchel Paige, who died on this day in 1982

Um

Imagine living in Indiana and seeing your taxes go up so a team with “CHICAGO” emblazoned across the chest can play in your shithole state It’s fucking GLORIOUS

Sarah Langs is Working. For Lou Gehrig Day I talked to and wrote about baseball’s indomitable stat queen, who is producing just as much as ever. “A great note isn’t great because it came from someone with ALS — it just is. There’s no park adjustments.” sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...

I get it already, I'm old.

Y’know after moving to San Fransisco last month… I’ve repeatedly remarked to my wife just how goddamn happy people seem to be here

i think about this like 8 times per game. especially home games

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Apparently trying to murder congress pays a million bucks per person, so we should really all keep that in mind going forward

🚨

I listen to the Braves on the train home and then head to Oracle to watch the Giants with my very pretty wife, if this is for the rest of my life I’m *very* into it

I was having a hard time getting tickets for the rest of the season to the San Francisco Giants in accessible seating. Scalpers and “orphaned seats” suck. I went to the ticket office mad, and they sat down with me and went game by game making sure I had accessible seats for the rest of the season.

I can’t believe they put Little League stats on a website, I’m gonna roast some dude someday about his 0-fer ass

Digging the Bad Bunny at the Giants tonight!

RIP Bobby Cox

I just got here 2 weeks ago, how did the Malört find me

If you see this, post a bird!

How is Carl Edwards Jr. still in the league? Feels like that dude’s been bad for 20 years

MATTY FUCKIN’ O

Opening The Official App of Baseball, Bluesky, to see football content on my timeline

The psyop continues unabated.

*taps sign*

I got to visit the Negro League hall of Fame in 2025. On display is a sign that says “home of Jackie Robinson.” It’s full of bullet holes. MLB calling what Robinson went through “Adversity” is bullshit

Me watching Mets Bluesky RN

I mean even Puerto Rico was fucking hard for a lot of these same reasons. Japan -> Texas sounds BRUTAL.

Still my favorite video on the internet. Behold: Douglas Adams on the Kakapo

Beach episode when

Honey Nut Chourios retired

I signed my lease today and now live in the shadow of Oracle Park. I’m not abandoning MY Braves, but expect a lot more Giants posting around these here parts

Is it wrong I (almost) want a polymarket account just to bet on this douche getting excommunicated? He’s speedrunning it

I think the main problem with mainstream political journalism these days is the credibility given to clearly preposterous people

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Pope Leo will throw the honorary first pitch for their first World Series game since 2005

Now that’s what they call a deus ex machina.

Brandon Nimmo you bitch

just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong

Live look at me in SF this first week

I think it’s incredibly underrated how useful having access to a flashlight 24/7 is. My phone’s flashlight is so good now I prefer it to the overhead lights most of the time

MLB > Winterball > Indyball >>> AAA/AA/A

So who’s got opinions on commercial VPNs? I need opinions

2-0 in my Giants game tenure

They BOO’D BRYCE HARPER THESE ARE MY PEOPLE

@zephyrsky.bsky.social I know you’re in the hospital so this might come off as insensitive but I’m at the Phillies@Giants game and I need MAXIMUM nonsense tonight