Kakapo, Baseball Bird
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I am obsessed with birds, and baseball.
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Kevin Tompkins
1 day ago
no longer a plug and play third baseman
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My house in FFXIV still has a guestbook goddamnit
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1 day ago
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Ray E. Boomhower
1 day ago
"They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever saw. . . . I couldn’t understand why they couldn’t give me no justice." Satchel Paige, who died on this day in 1982
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Imagine living in Indiana and seeing your taxes go up so a team with “CHICAGO” emblazoned across the chest can play in your shithole state It’s fucking GLORIOUS
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Céspedes Family BBQ
7 days ago
Sarah Langs is Working. For Lou Gehrig Day I talked to and wrote about baseball’s indomitable stat queen, who is producing just as much as ever. “A great note isn’t great because it came from someone with ALS — it just is. There’s no park adjustments.”
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
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On Lou Gehrig Day, as always, Sarah Langs is working
The MLB researcher extraordinaire, who was diagnosed with ALS in 2021, is both a spokesperson for the disease and "better at the job than she's ever been."
https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/on-lou-gehrig-day-as-always-sarah-langs-is-working-161559903.html
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Two Strike Noise
7 days ago
I get it already, I'm old.
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Y’know after moving to San Fransisco last month… I’ve repeatedly remarked to my wife just how goddamn happy people seem to be here
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8 days ago
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rue
9 days ago
i think about this like 8 times per game. especially home games
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Lucas Seehafer
10 days ago
Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on
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Expatriot
22 days ago
Apparently trying to murder congress pays a million bucks per person, so we should really all keep that in mind going forward
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26 days ago
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ℳatt
26 days ago
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I listen to the Braves on the train home and then head to Oracle to watch the Giants with my very pretty wife, if this is for the rest of my life I’m *very* into it
27 days ago
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I was having a hard time getting tickets for the rest of the season to the San Francisco Giants in accessible seating. Scalpers and “orphaned seats” suck. I went to the ticket office mad, and they sat down with me and went game by game making sure I had accessible seats for the rest of the season.
28 days ago
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I can’t believe they put Little League stats on a website, I’m gonna roast some dude someday about his 0-fer ass
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about 1 month ago
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Digging the Bad Bunny at the Giants tonight!
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about 1 month ago
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RIP Bobby Cox
about 1 month ago
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I just got here 2 weeks ago, how did the Malört find me
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about 1 month ago
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If you see this, post a bird!
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about 1 month ago
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How is Carl Edwards Jr. still in the league? Feels like that dude’s been bad for 20 years
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about 1 month ago
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MATTY FUCKIN’ O
about 1 month ago
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Claire
about 2 months ago
Opening The Official App of Baseball, Bluesky, to see football content on my timeline
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Zach Crizer
about 2 months ago
The psyop continues unabated.
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Molly Knight
about 2 months ago
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April Glick Pulito
about 2 months ago
*taps sign*
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I got to visit the Negro League hall of Fame in 2025. On display is a sign that says “home of Jackie Robinson.” It’s full of bullet holes. MLB calling what Robinson went through “Adversity” is bullshit
about 2 months ago
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Me watching Mets Bluesky RN
about 2 months ago
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I mean even Puerto Rico was fucking hard for a lot of these same reasons. Japan -> Texas sounds BRUTAL.
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about 2 months ago
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Still my favorite video on the internet. Behold: Douglas Adams on the Kakapo
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Douglas Adams explains the mating ritual of the Kakapo
YouTube video by Buoy2
https://youtu.be/sCsHuoVABgI?si=iLh6Y5jh71Qs9Bnk
about 2 months ago
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Helen Alexander
about 2 months ago
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Beach episode when
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about 2 months ago
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Honey Nut Chourios retired
about 2 months ago
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I signed my lease today and now live in the shadow of Oracle Park. I’m not abandoning MY Braves, but expect a lot more Giants posting around these here parts
about 2 months ago
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Is it wrong I (almost) want a polymarket account just to bet on this douche getting excommunicated? He’s speedrunning it
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about 2 months ago
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Athena Kugblenu
about 2 months ago
I think the main problem with mainstream political journalism these days is the credibility given to clearly preposterous people
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
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Pope Leo will throw the honorary first pitch for their first World Series game since 2005
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about 2 months ago
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Seth Cotlar
about 2 months ago
Now that’s what they call a deus ex machina.
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bobo tucci
about 2 months ago
Brandon Nimmo you bitch
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cait (and adonis)
about 2 months ago
just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong
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2 months ago
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Live look at me in SF this first week
2 months ago
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I think it’s incredibly underrated how useful having access to a flashlight 24/7 is. My phone’s flashlight is so good now I prefer it to the overhead lights most of the time
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2 months ago
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MLB > Winterball > Indyball >>> AAA/AA/A
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2 months ago
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So who’s got opinions on commercial VPNs? I need opinions
2 months ago
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April Glick Pulito
2 months ago
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2-0 in my Giants game tenure
2 months ago
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They BOO’D BRYCE HARPER THESE ARE MY PEOPLE
2 months ago
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@zephyrsky.bsky.social
I know you’re in the hospital so this might come off as insensitive but I’m at the Phillies@Giants game and I need MAXIMUM nonsense tonight
2 months ago
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