Seeing this the same morning that WBD has decided to reconsider the Paramount bid is stomach-churning.

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Trying to figure out which standup comedian my neighbor is loudly watching at 9am by putting quotes into Google and got this response from Google’s dumb AI

2026, Year of the Hüller?

hey

emerald fennell is girl zack snyder. doesn't understand the source material but makes something very stylish.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

How it feels giving Emerald Fennell’s movies 3/5 and 3.5/5s

Barely been out for a day and a half and my Letterboxd follows already have almost every rating covered

One great thing about watching a movie on a disc is that I can sit with the movie as the credits roll without worrying about getting yanked out by an attempt to upsell me another movie

When a character on The Pitt makes reference to the shift ending in six hours but there are ten episodes left in the season

This really is how it feels to like literally anything with even a modicum of popularity nowadays.

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Looking at Google Trends, Disclosure Day easily had the biggest post-ad spike of any movie tonight, followed by Scream 7 and then Cliff Booth (the latter is especially impressive since the ad didn't even have the title of the movie).

I will give Netflix this, they know the impact of a Super Bowl spot that hasn't been spoiled to hell and back.

Savvy of the Disclosure Day Super Bowl spot to open with the line "there has been a threat to publicly release government material long shrouded in secrecy..."

Me every time I hear a curling commentator say “aboot”:

This is my progression watching any Olympic sport for the first time:

The amazing audience scores for Melania don't seem to be translating much to actual word-of-mouth, judging from the -67% second weekend drop.

The press tour for the first Wicked movie had the energy of theatre kids during their first show of the school year, while the press tour for the second Wicked movie had the energy of theatre kids during their last show of the school year.

When an old silent film breaks form with the intertitles >>>>>

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

How it feels watching curling for the first time

Went to rewatch the “Manchild” number from The Muppet Show and ended up just rewatching the whole episode. Not even a big Muppets guy but it’s an incredibly fun 33 minutes of television. I also appreciated the modesty of the laugh track.

Was brainstorming what other celebrities could guest star on the new Muppet Show, and I think a Martin Scorsese guest appearance could be a load of fun. From his TikToks and The Studio episode all the way back to that AmEx commercial and Shark, he clearly has fun getting a little silly now and then.

Just when you thought this movie’s whole existence couldn’t be more despicable.

That J.D. interview clip where he’s asked about Alex Pretti’s family is the closest I’ve come to chucking my phone across the room out of rage in a long time. Just a smug ass little ghoul.

Crazy that The Washington Post receiving a fawning historical drama from Steven Spielberg about how it held the president accountable for his actions is something that happened barely eight years ago

Jeff Bezos destroyed the Washington Post because he couldn't admit that he didn't know how to run a newspaper, and also because he felt entitled to turn it into his personal plaything. Both are functions of his ego, his greed, his heedlessness, and his insecurity. What a dark day.

Watched The Notebook for the first time tonight, was completely unprepared for the reveal of Rachel McAdams’s dad.

"It was interactive—people interplaying with the film."

If a studio comedy auteur with longtime budget issues is trying to get their first movie in over a decade off the ground you better believe Emma Mackey will be there to help.

It's so funny that they even released this theatrically in other countries.

Watching the Grammys rn

Nothing but respect for my first lady

Honestly this kinda swings the movie back to under-performance since Amazon was estimating an $8M weekend as of yesterday, only for the movie to drop -21% on Saturday - and that was without any Thursday previews inflating its Friday number. www.the-numbers.com/box-office-c...

After over two months in theaters, Zootopia 2 is now only $16.1M away from overtaking A Minecraft Movie as the #1 movie of 2025 in America. It's had amazing legs so far, but with direct family competition from GOAT in two weeks it's gonna be close.

Three original horror films in the top 3 at the weekend box office, not sure that's ever happened before.

"far-left trade site Deadline" man they really do live in another world huh

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Rachel McAdams and planes >>>>

Once again thinking about how Suburbia (1995) low-key predicted Gen X’s turn towards right-wing nihilism.

yea Nirvana and Mr Show weren’t worth it unfortunately

I’m guessing the Melania movie will end up doing well enough for a “documentary” (albeit not one with a $40M budget) but it will also probably end up getting out-opened this weekend by a YouTuber’s self-distributed horror movie so that should be fun at least

Wuthering Heights is 179 years old, why is “wuthering” still subjected to the dotted red underline on my phone?

Watched the IL US Senate debate and finally researching the candidates. WTF, Raja. On June 9, 2025 while ICE abuses in LA led to massive protests, Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) bucked his party to vote to thank ICE "for protecting the homeland." My wife already knew about this one, I didn't.

Watching the new Mel Brooks doc on HBO Max, feverishly muttering “me and who…” throughout the Anne Bancroft courtship section

ILLINOIS FOLLOWERS: here is a livestream link to tonight's primary debate to replace Dick Durbin's senate seat (starts in 16 minutes): youtube.com/watch?v=xJGm7hORqnA&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE