Joe DeMartino
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Editor @espn. Formerly @espn_esports and @sportsnation. Boston. Mostly I post about swords
This is basically what happened when The Dark Knight came out and every dude at a Halloween party was dressed as The Joker
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This is by far the best Storrowing I have ever seen. The bridge feasts.
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If this team isn't going 82-0, I don't know which one would
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I’m from Canton, MA, and when the Karen Read trial made the news I saw a *lot* of familiar locations. Including the restaurant where I went for a first date with my wife.
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13 days ago
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A lot of my interests coming together
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more and more Kim Kitsuragis are saying this
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Area man discovers the cost of labor
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16 days ago
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this album really did rule
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19 days ago
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Really? Right behind Mike Breen? Right where he says Bang???
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19 days ago
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My favorite thing about Google search is how I used to type in a query and get the right answer, but now I have to scroll past several wrong answers to find one that *might* be right. My second favorite thing is how they did this on purpose
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21 days ago
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Roger Ebert broke out the “I hated hated hated hated hated this movie” for “North” and I wish 10-year-old me had read that before I saw it for my birthday
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Wife’s on a trip with friends and I was nearly immediately so run through with yearning and aimlessness that I started organizing my shirts. The path of the Wife Guy is a strange one but I follow it gladly. Also this is a stealth picture of my cat
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"Hey Scharf, did you tell the reporters about the representative's condition?" "Sure did boss. Real ominous like you asked." "what"
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Mark J. Nelson
27 days ago
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
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Sword and buckler is a lot of fun but sometimes I land a thrust to the throat at close measure and it feels legit scary for a second
#hema
#swordandbuckler
#fencing
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Olivia Rodrigo's new hit "drop dead" begins with the line "I know the bar closes at 11." This is a subtle hint that the song is set in Boston.
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My DRAGON AGE take is that Dragon Age 2 is closer to being an all-timer than most folks think. Change the city in between acts, don’t re-use maps, a little polish and suddenly it starts looking way better
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A friend of mine is looking for an editor for a children's book he's writing -- anyone in my extended network interested or can recommend someone?
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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These are all great options but I strongly suspect it’s Mr. Brightside
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Whichever folks were in charge of weapons design for ME3 knocked it out of the park. Incredible variety and the sound design is top notch. The Saber in particular is an all-time video game gun — it sounds like the world is ending every time you fire it
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My MASS EFFECT take is that the Suicide Mission at the end of ME2 is the finest ending of any game I’ve ever played. Masterpiece of pacing and tension and mechanics. Sadly they didn’t recreate it with ME3
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢
about 1 month ago
One of the classic moves for high society evil guys is chuckling after being insulted, playfully pouting and saying "You wound me"
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Somehow, Angry Young Man is all four of these
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My old username on the other site and my IG handle pay homage to Wynn’s nickname. “The Toy Cannon” is an all-timer
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the ol’ reverse I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
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your friend oriana
about 1 month ago
hey we made this!!!! you'll be able to buy or rent it on 5/19!!!
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Sight Unseen Trailer: Horror Movie Sees Siblings Fight a Mysterious Entity | Exclusive
ComingSoon is debuting an exclusive Sight Unseen trailer, previewing the upcoming horror movie about a mysterious entity in a cabin.
https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/2127409-sight-unseen-trailer-horror-movie-sees-siblings-fight-a-mysterious-entity-exclusive
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about 1 month ago
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Coach arc incoming
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The most .290 hitter to ever live (extremely complimentary)
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about 1 month ago
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Rhythm. Everything between r and m could go anywhere as far as I’m concerned
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about 1 month ago
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Aliens almost certainly exist but they’re too far away either in space or time or both for it to matter
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about 2 months ago
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This is Noel’s lowest point
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about 2 months ago
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Worst Red Sox team of my lifetime. Joyless, sloppy, a team which can only launch the ball into the dirt at 80 mph.
about 2 months ago
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good stuff here from Joon. Glad my Red Sox are meeting baseball's new moment. *checks standings* ah, well, nevertheless
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Disco Elysium Quotes
about 2 months ago
I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
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Gotta look into something like this for my historical fencing club
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about 2 months ago
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Pedro would have very easily struck out any secessionist
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about 2 months ago
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phil
about 2 months ago
priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm
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Paul Eric
about 2 months ago
Some wonderful news Once hunted to near extinction, humpback whales are rebounding "We've stopped killing them," said wildlife photographer Chris Fallows. "Since the late 1960s,the population that was reduced to just a couple of thousand animals has come back to several hundred thousand animals"
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I saw this happen live and could barely function for the next ten minutes.
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about 2 months ago
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Sarah Hayden
about 2 months ago
looking back, I appreciate the boy band 98 Degrees the most, for leading with a name that says it all: We’re Hot, But Not That Hot
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Just make something new!!! The LOTR trilogy is perfect as-is and doesn’t even look dated. Just make new things!!!
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Had his best season by *far* at age 30 (he hit .321!!!), struggled due to injury and had Tommy John surgery at age 31, never played in the majors again
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THE PITT, SEASON 2 (2026)
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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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