God No

AOC on Susan Collins touting the money she got for body cameras and ICE training in the DHS bill. “Senator Collins wrote the blank check to allow these officers to conduct themselves in the way that they have in Maine in the first place, and she's the one who's poured resources into it.”

Officers shooting a man, running away from law enforcement, who is not a target of law enforcement, and who poses no threat to law enforcement, is murder. Federal officers do not have the power to commit summary executions because they are aggrieved.

The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.

We will fire aimlessly until moral improves

stuff like this is why one important avenue for court reform is just nixing the shadow docket altogether and forcing these people to explain themselves to the public when they issue orders. also, making their records property of the united states and subject to publication when they leave the bench.

Article 1 is dead

Come, One and All! Witness the Amazing Disappearing Legislative Branch! (For more details, please contact the White House).

Buddy you guys are in the White House, have the majority in both the House and Senate, and the majority of the SCOTUS.

Can't abandon something that wasn't real

As has been the case for six years any news outlet taking trump live thursday night after he said he’ll lie about the 2020 election and the legitimacy of georgia’s senators is explicitly endorsing that lie as a legitimate opinion

This actually tells you what you need to know, which is that even the GOP knows how bad this looks and that they did a literal murder.

Three guesses who made some trades late yesterday and today before this announcement ... 🤔

Who worries about this? Let them rot

I don’t think prison is the solution to most of our problems but I do think a judge should order Elon Musk to disassemble these turbines by hand and eat them piece by piece.

Open for ship traffic—depending on risk tolerance for being hit by drones, missiles, mines, exploding boats, etc.

Why does Tim Scott care about Israel? Does he care about Tajikistan?

NEW: DOGE used AI for housing policy. The government won't say how. read @telliotter.bsky.social's latest:

It went from 250 feet of slashes, to 350 feet, and now to 900 feet!!

this is the closest ICE has ever come to saying "yeah we just murdered a guy"

When you forget to have in-house counsel vet your murder confession.

Oh. Great. Another one

And a fine job we're doing!

jesus christ

Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!

BREAKING A federal judge NULLIFIES the purported “settlement” behind Trump’s $1.776B slush fund, finding there was never a “case or controversy” — and referring his attorney for possible professional discipline. Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

“Hormuz” should enter usage as a verb meaning to gratuitously create a new problem while failing to fix another one.

If President Trump says, "The moon is made of cheese!" it would be pretty silly to post: "BREAKING: President Trump says moon is made of cheese." The moon is not made of cheese. The NEWS is that the president either THINKS the moon is made of cheese or that he is deliberately LYING.

Godfather Part II

There's a term for when you set up a "protection" scheme where it wasn't needed before and then demand money for it

This is not a policy. He just talks. Be better news people

No thank you

The biggest fitness YouTuber of the 2010s drowned in a lake in a gated community after injecting himself with melted jewelry in a bid to become the greatest professional golfer of all time.

alright hear me out

We may not have always agreed on everything, but he was a decent, kind man

Put me in a button down shirt in my hospital bed. Prop me up. Have my wife fly in from China for it. Real Channel Zero look on my face. And get the newspaper in the shot too so no one suspects anything weird.

What

He never deleted it.

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

Before you make all your little jokes about Lindsay Graham, take a minute and remember that he probably doesn't have anyone who cared about him.

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

"Through" which is unauthorized

If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful

@drewmagary.bsky.social you good?

Trump’s illegal war with Iran continues. “The strikes are being carried out at the direction of the Commander in Chief.” That’s not a legal basis for military action in these circumstances.

Just witnessed a hilarious moment at the draft: as the Braves' mascot Blooper walked by fans, it went to high five a young girl wearing a Phillies shirt and she immediately withdrew her hand once she saw whose team mascot it was and appeared to start talking smack 😂