…. beef?

The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen

THE CHAIR COMPANY HAS THE JUICE

am I even awake right now?

It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.

DOGE stopped existing in July as well (“It’s the USDA Digital Service!!!”) and as far back as April DOGE people were claiming DOGE didn’t exist www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

VDLM2 Message From: N378DA / DL2684 Message: HAVING ISSUES GETTING NFL SCORES. DO YOU KNOW THE FINAL FOR PHI-DAL Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N378DA Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA #acars #vdlm2 #N378DA #DL2684

Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

Please take this to discovery. "Today, we're going to find out what this sound is..." *JORDON THROWING HER PHONE IN BATTERY ACID*

This keeps circulating, but as far as I can tell, it's false. The new X feature is still working and has been working every time I've checked today.

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

Mets going wild. Let's see what happens

So McNeil is gonna be gone too. Opens up 2nd for Semien

Whoa

My Brooklyn Blue sky people, where should I go in Fort Greene for coffee and a pastry?

Great movie. Everyone should watch

Do tragedy of Macbeth

I have that same firesuit

Is this an FIA official jumpsuit?

@megrowler.fangraphs.com @benlindbergh.bsky.social This is a weird message, but I'm a cannon engineer. Ben is right, cannon is a gun. Just a big one essentially

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

A woman of dignity

help

when he posts you on grid UwU

i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

for senior citizens it can mean so much to spend quality time with a young person, even if it's just a few minutes

there are about a million different incentives for Zohran to play this the way he did, it's very funny that there's basically no reason for Trump to behave this way except that 1. he loves celebrities 2. is obsessed with being liked in New York City and 3. was clearly charmed... and that worked

Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.

I do honestly think trump is senile enough that the mayor of New York is sort of instinctively an impressive person to him that he wants to please, despite being the fucking president

This is delicious.

i feel…nuts

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws

it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

New meme format just dropped:

Lol Trump is totally whipped here.

A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer. Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."

pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Uh oh lol