We don't talk nearly enough about how much CNBC's Joe Kernen absolutely sucks.

I could do just fine with less exposure to Jason Kelce

I'm not a doctor but I'd suggest d/c'ing that cream STAT ... OR this is yet another bullshit answer from yet another DT doctor

Hell of a chart, this, from @financialtimes.com. Spot the JCPOA. on.ft.com/4kSuQYO

I need a bus, some restraints, and a woodchipper.

No campaign ad has ever written itself more clearly than this one

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

Literally turning a dial marked 'bombing' and constantly looking to grandpa like a contestant on the price is right

More like “Bored of Peace”

Operation Epstein Fury

Eh, he's fine. Just a crash after gettin' good and coked-up for the State of the Union. It happens. bsky.app/profile/atru...

We should just get on with the impending stock market crash.

🗣️

What if we made a chart that said nothing more than the 🤷‍♂️ emoji?

Page One. @nytimes.com

I don’t think people understand what’s this means: MEDICARE AND MEDICAID ARE BLOCKING ALL WHEELCHAIRS, WALKERS, CANES, INSULIN PUMPS, GLUCOSE MONITORS, CPAP MACHINES, NEBULIZERS, BEDS, CRUTCHES, COMODE CHAIRS, BED SORE PRESSURE PADS, CHAIR LIFTS, OXYGEN TANKS, BREATHING EQUIPMENT, to name a few.

You have got to be fucking kidding me

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

The best SOTU approach for Dems would be to show up en masse, let DT cook, and laugh like a sitcom studio audience whenever he says dumb shit. Infinitely replayable across news and social media AND it would piss him off. Of course this requires Dems to align on something and that's impossible...

Portnoy knows no depths that he won’t sink to. Deplorable piece of shit.

Jack Hughes forever ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

They’re not Zambonis if they’re not from Italy, they’re just sparkling ice rink resurfacing machines

ssiiiiicccckkkkkkkkkk

Water seeks it's own level. So does sewage. It just knew exactly where to go. 😁 www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...

Not logging back into this website until the Mets get a hit.

Based on the number of legal services ads during spring training, Mets fans are primarily traumatized accident victims who want to sue. Hmm. Actually that tracks.

The kind of tech the left is excited about

You don’t say…

First time I’ve seen a POTUS give a reach around to a sitting SCOTUS justice from behind a lectern.

Trump: "I can do anything I want to do to them ... I'm allowed to destroy the country."

god i’m so sick of living like this.

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Just you wait until the companies / importers (who have customs documentation re: tariff costs) get reimbursed ahead of Joe Six Pack...

The entire free world and half of the United States are laughing their asses of at DT this morning. Glorious.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the White House and Mar-a-Lago staffs ... fasten your ketchup bottles

Gotta give Pate some credit here ... I had no clue who the F he was until this spread like wildfire yesterday. Now I know he's pure ass

He’s everything you taught your children not to be. You’d never work with him. You’d never work for him. You’d never do business with him. You’d never want to be friends with him. You’d never trust your wife or your daughter with him. Yet, this country put him in power. Twice.

ETTD

Me: Things are just going *swell* right now. How could it get any better? COVID: *knocks on door

I’m assuming the logistics are impossible, but what I wouldn’t give to see a prankster put a up a similar banner right next to it of Epstein.

But it's "newsworthy" to treat AOC like a fucking dumbshit because she said "um"

Make it stop

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

don't give these bigots an inch, because they have made it quite clear they will take every mile and more.

when me and the boys hear about a half-price appetizer special

This is the opposite of what is about as close as you get to an objective fact in economics.

Craig's (always excellent) newsletter spoke about a flight diversion from a passenger who somehow got on the wrong flight and it reminded me of this Chrissy Teigen experience from 2017 and the thing I can't ever stop calling the "be-doop" machine: michaelwtravels.boardingarea.com/2017/12/chri...