Begrudgingly snagged a ticket for #AvengersDoomsday this morning even though it means that I will be down an AMC A-List slot for the next five months. 😒

The MVP has to be that guy that took a hot shot off Messi's foot directly to the face to potentially save a goal. Go Spain! 🇪🇸 #FIFAWorldCup

Muppet World Cup, with Erling Haaland as the only human. Who says no?

Okay but what if the Mets suddenly click on all cylinders and rattle off 16 straight wins between now and the trade deadline? WHAT THEN??? #LGM #MetsSky

For sale: David Stearns, never won. #LGM #MetsSky

Against all odds, it appears that I successfully snagged a NYC soccer jersey this morning. 😳 Though I won't really believe it until I get the actual pickup confirmation email.

FWIW, yesterday's #Wordle was not that hard if you're like me and have an endless stream of old school Ren & Stimpy quotes living in your head rent-free. youtu.be/Ynb2lExswk0?...

For the record, I am NOT seeing #TheOdyssey in 70mm IMAX because I failed to procure tickets when they went on sale because the AMC app sucks shit. But guess what? I am seeing it in Dolby Cinema, and real ones know that's the superior viewing format, anyway. 😏

Soto got a hit but the rest of the offense was asleep at the wheel. Feels familiar. 😑 #AllStarGame #LGM #MetsSky

My third ace in the last nine months! Can't stop won't stop! 💚 Wordle 1,851 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Holy shite 😳 #TheOdyssey

RIP Dr. Grant 😔

Fuck Devin Williams to the moon and back and then into the nearest volcano. 🤬 #LGM #MetsSky

In the presence of greatness. 🖤 #LGM #MetsSky #Obsession

Tried to buy an NYC soccer jersey this morning at 10:00 sharp, added the item to my cart and clicked through the checkout process only to be informed that the item was, in fact, sold out and removed from my cart. This all happened in less than a minute. It's rough out there. 😔⚽️

David Stearns is 100% responsible for the Metropolitan product on the field tonight btw. #LGM #MetsSky

Now warming up in the Mets bullpen: Mitch McConnell?? #LGM #MetsSky

Haha. Nevermind, he did diddlysquat. #LGM #MetsSky

JORGE [checks notes] POLANCO DID WHAT?!!? #LGM #MetsSky

Today is my birthday and it would be nice if the Mets could scratch out a win without pissing me off too much in the process. 🤨 #LGM #MetsSky

Thank God the Mets eked out this win, but Devin Williams really does need to be launched into the sun as soon as possible. #LGM #MetsSky

T-T-T-TORRENS!!! #LGM #MetsSky

Womp womp. #USA

Personally I still think they should go ahead with the JUMP STREET / MEN IN BLACK crossover idea. Nothing matters anymore, so might as well go batshit crazy.

This match is getting loco, innit. #MEXvENG #FIFAWorldCup

Oy vey. #LGM #MetsSky

Annual reminder. 🇺🇸🦈 #4thofJuly #America250

What a match. #ARGvCPV #FIFAWorldCup

Can't believe Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are missing this match. #ARGvCPV #FIFAWorldCup

The greatest alien invasion disaster spectacle of all time was released 3️⃣0️⃣ years ago today. #IndependenceDay

Attended a screening of Spike Lee's SCHOOL DAZE at @ifccenter.bsky.social tonight to kick off their DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENTS! film series -- followed by a Q&A with the man himself! 🧡💙

Mustachioed Nolan McLean will drink your milkshake. #LGM #MetsSky

UPDATE: Yub nub. 😊 #TheBear

Two years since Candelita performed "OMG" on the field, surrounded by his teammates, during the postgame fireworks that followed a big win on Pride Night. My God, the vibes were through the roof that night. 🧡💙💜 #LGM #MetsSky

I have begun binging the final season of #TheBear and I swear to God if this doesn't end RETURN OF THE JEDI-style, with everyone triumphant and happy and dancing with Ewoks, I'm gonna be upset.

Sucks for Mendy but this obviously had to happen. I hope this lights a fire under the team's ass, and I also hope that David Stearns recognizes this as an indictment of his own cataclysmic failures and does some serious soul-searching. (Do spreadsheets have souls?) #LGM #MetsSky

If by "placing him on the injured list" they really mean "dropping him into the nearest volcano," I'm all for it. #LGM #MetsSky

Well alrighty then. #LGM #MetsSky

The 2026 Mets. #LGM #MetsSky

A "Pete Alonso" chant from the disgruntled masses at Citi Field. Yikes. #LGM #MetsSky

5 errors. 🤦‍♂️ #LGM #MetsSky

Marcus Semien getting booed on the night they gave away his replica jersey (that I'm going to use to wipe my ass later). #LGM #MetsSky

Should I bother going inside Citi Field tonight or nah? #LGM #MetsSky

Me watching clips of David Stearns' press conference from earlier today. #LGM #MetsSky

are you fucking kidding me #lgm #metssky

Nothing says "Greetings from New Jersey" like a double rainbow over a Wawa. 🌈

NEVER IN DOUBT. F PHILLY. #LGM #MetsSky

Devin Williams, I swear to God, if you spoil the good vibes I've been feeling all day.............. #LGM #MetsSky

Luke Weaver. #LGM #MetsSky

MARCUS!!! #LGM #MetsSky