BENGE WATCH. #LGM #MetsSky

Poop. #LGM #MetsSky

Thank you, Jared Young. I was starting to feel uneasy about our chances to muster a hit in this game. #LGM #MetsSky

Mets sweep Fish... McLean gets the W... Soto slam... Benge bomb... Ewing web gem... four straight wins since falling to 22-33 (the same record we had at our lowest point in 2024 before the turnaround)...? #LGM #MetsSky

BENGE BOMB!!! #LGM #MetsSky

Funny thing happened at last night's game. My buddy and I were sitting in the section right below where MJ's homer landed. But we were not paying attention because we were busy ranting about the Marlins pitching to Soto leading off the 10th (and him popping out on the first pitch). #LGM #MetsSky

Update: I love 'em again!!! (For now.) 🥸 #LGM #MetsSky

God I hate this team. #LGM #MetsSky

Lol... you personally dug the hole before the season even started, you smug, spreadsheet-sucking sack of shit. #LGM #MetsSky

Zverev used a One Wish Willow and caused all of this craziness, didn't he? 🤨 #RolandGarros

Not a pretty win but I'll take it. I also got this behemoth of a "dirty soda" that tasted like a creamsicle so it was a good night all around. #LGM #MetsSky

ERIC WAGA-MY MAN!! #LGM #MetsSky

I've been attending the US Open for 20 years and somehow the ticket-buying process gets worse every year. I checked into the AMEX pre-sale early this morning and waited in a long queue only to find most seats gone or already being "officially" resold at exorbitant markups. What a joke.

I guess the one consolation to Nolan McLean's growing pains is that it wouldn't even matter if he was pitching well because the rest of the team sucks so fucking much. Might as well let him take his time and adjust at his own pace. (Or maybe he actually sucks, too, who knows.) #LGM #MetsSky

Remember like three days ago when the pundits were trying to convince us that Devin Williams had figured his shit out? Lol. #LGM #MetsSky

BO BICHETTE?!?!??!??!!? #LGM #MetsSky

Update on the #8 situation. Sounds like it has achieved "LOLMets" status. 🤦‍♂️ #LGM #MetsSky

I actually do not think the Mets should retire Gary Carter's #8, as much as I loved him, and as important as he was to that championship team. But releasing the number now, during the 1986 anniversary season, is just asking for controversy. I hope they got the family's blessing first. #LGM #MetsSky

Maybe -- just maybe -- the monsters are really and truly out of the cage. LET'S GO!!! #LGM #MetsSky

Insurance runs are my kink. #LGM #MetsSky

All of a sudden everything's coming up Metsies??? #LGM #MetsSky

This game is crazy. #LGM #MetsSky

Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette??!? #LGM #MetsSky

wheeeee!

Feels so good to say these two little words: BIG WIN!!!!!!!!!!! #LGM #MetsSky

TYRONE THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LGM #MetsSky

I will always love Sean Manaea for 2024, and for that reason, I will spare him from being launched into the sun or dropped into the nearest volcano. But this really needs to be his last appearance in a Mets uniform. 😓 #LGM #MetsSky

Ugh. #LGM #MetsSky

Luke Weaver. #LGM #MetsSky

Bummed that Coco Gauff lost the #ItalianOpen final but happy that I got to see her in person earlier in the tournament. 🇮🇹

Update: Clearly I should've stayed in Italy. 😓 #LGM #MetsSky

Hi, I'm back from Italy just in time to say #LGM and I'd also like to point out that the Mets are 3-0 since I added this @metsjr69.bsky.social sticker to the alley behind our hotel in Sorrento the other day. 🤌 #MetsSky

I'm in Italy at the moment but just had to pop in to say F Craig Kimbrel. Now back to my gelato. 🍦 #LGM #MetsSky

The good news is that in a matter of hours, I will be several thousand miles away from the New York Mets and will not have to watch or think about them for two solid, blissful weeks. (The bad news is that I will eventually have to come back and attend 17 more games this season.) #LGM #MetsSky

Sean Manaea, too 😑 #LGM #MetsSky

David Peterson.......... #LGM #MetsSky

Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette?? Where??? #LGM #MetsSky

Just remembered that the Mets, in an act of greed and hubris, decided to split the schedule for single-game tickets this year. Only games through June are on sale now. July-September go on sale later. If nothing else, this may be the business decision that actually gets people fired. 😬 #LGM #MetsSky

This Mets team makes me hate Excel spreadsheets even more than I already did. #LGM #MetsSky

Fire Stearns, Mendy, and the entire coaching staff between games. Let the inmates run the asylum in the nightcap and see what happens. Couldn't possibly be much worse. 😑 #LGM #MetsSky

I know you can't win 'em all but that was pathetic. #LGM #MetsSky

THANK YOU. JEEZ. #LGM #MetsSky

Devin Williams has got to be the least intimidating closer in baseball. SLAM THE DOOR FOR FUCK'S SAKE. #LGM #MetsSky

HELL YEAH 🔥 #LGM #MetsSky

Bo Bichette Mets Moment™ now please? #LGM #MetsSky

tfw you win one (1) baseball game

IT HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!! THE METS WIN THE BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THEY WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! #LGM #MetsSky

Three easy outs please. 🙏🙏🙏 #LGM #MetsSky

"ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE DORK" -Gare #LGM #MetsSky

Well, tonight was fun until it wasn't. At least it was $5 beer night. 😑 #LGM #MetsSky