I agree with the NYT, I believe there is a chance that Trump actually has a fighter jet and that he can produce thousands of gallons of poop to dump on people he doesn't like

How about fuck you?

I hate this bumper sticker a lot! I don’t care if you’re trying! Drive safely or get off the road!

That will teach me to (a) plan an in-class activity for today that requires Canvas and (b) wait until two hours before class to make my updates to it

You will never guess what the picture he’s defending looks like

This is the Newport Beach version of finding a used syringe on the ground in the park

Just your typical October day

I would be embarrassed to drive something like this around suburban Orange County

This car is apparently going really fast in reverse, rare miss from Trader Joe’s

Hey, quick question about this: what the fuck?

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

Ok, who told Jim Carrey what a Juggalo is? #skycards

It’s like he’s playing in Little League

Thank god the Angels didn’t keep this guy, he probably would have made all the other players on the team feel bad about themselves

Skip to about 12:30 if you want to see somebody fail the absolute shit out of a field sobriety test An ICE agent who’s also too drunk to stand up straight while driving a Silverado with multiple children in it? They’re calling him the least sympathetic character ever to appear on video

Haha how about you kiss my ass?

I drove my kid to school this morning and saw a few Cybertrucks as usual. This line went through my head each time.

Big boat stuck

Good morning Callie

I for one believe that ChatGPT can give an equivalent explanation to what you’d get from a business professor (kidding, kidding)

women don’t like the vehicle

I wonder if this author went to Catholic school and, if so, what he was doing while the rest of the class covered Catholic social teaching americanmind.org/salvo/christ...

Trump could have just done nothing and been given credit for lowering prices, but he doesn’t know how to do things that aren’t stupid so here we are

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

I believe that he believes this

He’s cute but he’s taking fucking forever to install this software, maybe put down the planet and write some dang files

This is (1) totally wild and (2) exactly what I would have expected

I’ll probably just stop watching tv at that point

Spectacular

I just ran into someone I hadn’t seen for a while and they said, “man, you look way too tired for a Monday morning” So that’s a good sign

Happy Columbo’s Day

If your state still calls it Columbus Day you have to read this

It’s not Friday but we’re makin’ pineapple pizza anyway, just try and stop us

One of the many reasons I’ll never read The Atlantic again is that their writers mistake rage-bait for depth of thought

I simply do not agree that "email replies" are such a sophisticated technology/magical incantation that you should pay $3000 a year(!) to have an always-on button to make sure yours are machine-perfect. Like what

Student pulled safety shower #chemsky

I finally just used up the last of this 1 lb bag of instant yeast I bought for an exorbitant sum in May of 2020 when everyone was hoarding baking supplies

Not one single reporter has the balls to say, “Mr President, that is not happening, can you tell us who told you it was?” Pathetic and shameful.

I know it’s useless to be like “can you imagine if a Democratic administration did [thing]”, but lmao, can you fuckin IMAGINE

I’m sure these were used for upstanding #chemsky - approved reasons

20 minutes on YouTube and a $35 part from Amazon and I have a working washing machine without having to pay whatever tariffs Trump has on such things these days. Turns out the Internet wasn’t completely a mistake.

What #skycards

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Saying she’s not enjoying the car ride is maybe a bit of an understatement

@cheatlines.co I found another “it’s probably some sort of airplane” on #skycards but this one had a photograph!

I met the person who ended up introducing me to my wife

1. This guy should go on the No Fly List immediately 2. The airline already had his credit card info, how does it make more sense to divert an entire fucking airplane than to just charge him the $155?

This guy calls himself a Christian