This take absolutely melts peoples’ brains, it’s so great

Hiking around near the Rose Bowl while waiting for a diving meet to start

Oh lawd he comin’

Thinking uncharitable thoughts about the zeitgest

I’m glad we know this guy’s name and that it seems like he’ll be ok I hope the names of the shooters are forgotten quickly and whatever goal they had is ignored or loudly repudiated by most of society

7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed A 43 year old married father of two He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland No experience with guns He was walking past He has two bullets in his arm

I’m 44 and I’m washed?

Who?

We have some quality live music to accompany the soccer game I’m watching

Car brain is a hell of a disease

If generating revenue for local governments is the moral problem here I’d be fine with a system where you get three school zone tickets and your car is crushed into a very small cube

"Referring to customers using vicious racial slurs should not be a fireable offense" is the most Atlantic-brained take possible, nobody should be surprised to see this take in that magazine. As I frequently say: The Atlantic - Not Even Once

When you attack nuns that usually means you’re on the morally-correct side of the issue, yeah?

This made me laugh harder than anything I’ve read in at least the past week

Apart from everything else about this, is the third from left supposed to be Elon? In what sense is he an “architect of AI”?

Remember when laughably obvious corruption was frowned upon?

Holy shit, kids, don’t do hard drugs. This guys brain is cooked in the current slang sense and also in the literal sense

Given a million guesses I would not have guessed what this ends up being

When Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down came out I remember a guy on my college rowing team getting really mad because he misheard “might” as “my” in the line I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might / Kryptonite, yeah

The list of things this fuck “cannot imagine” is probably pretty long!

Type 2 fun is still fun, otherwise they wouldn’t be allowed to call it that

Why don’t I just lay down and die?

I’ve never paid for a single size 4 soccer ball

I know this might come as a shock but this professional baseball player has some weird ideas about ozone chemistry #chemsky #chemchat

"Yoooooo that shit is crazy" is the funniest possible thing to say right before you realize your own side shot a fucking missile at the plane you're flying

So it turns out maybe I do have to hand it to AI?

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

I ruined my 14 year old daughter’s Spotify algorithm with ska and pop punk and I’m not sorry

Enhance

Just heard a Somali immigrant in Minnesota being interviewed and after he said his bit about how bad Trump’s behavior has been, the interviewer threw in the note that the guy was a two-time Trump voter and I, alone in my car, involuntarily yelled “you fucking idiot”

This is worse than normal old-guy-gets-drowsy stuff, I have no idea what's actually wrong with him but I hope [signal lost]

“I can’t leave twitter, I have so many followers and think of the engagement I’d miss out on!” The engagement:

New Groverhaus just dropped

This makes me very uncomfortable

“It’s Got Surfactants!”® #chemsky

I’m starting my slide right as this picture is taken, and even then I might be killed So, one yard I guess

This album title was probably non-controversial in 1998

The contrast between this student’s essay and the complaints about the grade they got and the actual feedback from the instructors (posted in the thread) would be hilarious if it didn’t make me want to [redacted] at the Turning Point offices until [redacted] [redacted] [VERY REDACTED]

Desert hiking >>>>

Food science has given us so much

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

The 91 freeway can kiss 91% of my ass

Taking a screenshot of this post for next quarter’s syllabus

Haha that shit-eating grin at the end, I can’t even imagine how good this video felt to make

This video is too embarrassing to watch, I didn’t even make it 20 seconds