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dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest
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sorry still cute 💋
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me apologizing to all my friends about being upset 🙃
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big booty bitch keeps eating the peaches
about 1 hour ago
every cool story about an american is a story about disobedience.
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anyway there’s catered lunch today so i’m focusing on that
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anything you see from looking behind a block is your own fucking fault
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i’m so upset and nothing matters lol
about 1 hour ago
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go ahead and block that one KC reply guy
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about 1 hour ago
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god i fucking KNEW he was still creeping on me. KNEW IT.
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Jene
about 1 hour ago
Action item to help Minneapolis
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Richard
about 1 hour ago
man. i watched the video. it's even more disturbing than I'd anticipated. just a calm, quiet, execution of someone who appeared to have been trying to get out of the situation.
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Ryan Nanni
about 3 hours ago
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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Craig Calcaterra
about 7 hours ago
All I want is for Democratic leaders to at least act like they understand that the Trump Regime is a criminal enterprise and that we're in an unprecedented Constitutional crisis. I know they can't stop it right now. I just want them to acknowledge it. And most of them can't even fucking do that.
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Butt Praxis
about 1 hour ago
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
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Sarah Cupcakes
about 1 hour ago
Abolish ICE
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don’t share the video
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Patrick Wyman
about 2 hours ago
This is what the administration wants - Miller in particular - and it's absolutely, 100 percent not going to go the way they think it will
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Coach Finstock
about 2 hours ago
If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
about 2 hours ago
Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
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this makes me feel good about the way i run TTT
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about 2 hours ago
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The Wyzard
about 23 hours ago
In short, every shithead you don't ban costs you ten other customers. "A [potentially regular] customer doesn't say anything but never comes back" doesn't register with you as An Event the way that kicking someone out (temporarily or permanently) does, so it's extremely easy to miss it.
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The Wyzard
about 23 hours ago
Synopsis: You need to kick more people out. You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
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Olivier Simard-Casanova
about 9 hours ago
The dynamics describe here are true in all social spaces, including online Excluding bad actors is a requisite if you want to assemble a crowd On Bluesky, if you are a poster: block, not mute, ***BLOCK*** the toxic people in your replies and quote posts. It will hide their posts for everyone. 1/3
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
about 4 hours ago
Bill Snyder dominated the portal before the portal even existed
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Rafi
about 2 hours ago
"you can't kill us all" fuck yeah minneapolis
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Katelyn Burns
about 5 hours ago
For my newsletter this morning, I called for a ban on Grok after X, the child porn app formerly known as Twitter, started removing the clothes of women and girls in photos posted on the site.
www.burnsnotice.com/grok-the-chi...
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Grok, the Child Porn Generator, Should Be Illegal
X, the child porn company formerly known as Twitter, is now removing the clothes of women and children with photos on the site on behalf of its users. I first joined Twitter in December 2015. Deeply ...
https://www.burnsnotice.com/grok-the-child-porn-generator-should-be-illegal/
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tornado time
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Ed
about 3 hours ago
Putting a big steak and a hunk of cheese on the same nutritional level as carrots is pretty much what I’d expect from the Wellness Fascism movement I guess
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like people make fun of self-censoring but if this place really hides everything w something that could be construed as an insult, we’re going to have to
about 2 hours ago
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can’t put the word ‘idiot’ in a reply or this pissbaby social media site will hide it for being ‘rude’
about 3 hours ago
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i do not enjoy pipette calibrations
about 3 hours ago
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Greeneville Zoo
about 4 hours ago
Please stop painting realistic pictures of tunnels. The coyotes are getting hurt.
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More Perfect Union
about 4 hours ago
The Economist says the cost of living crisis is mostly fake.
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as i rearrange the songs again, this mix could burn a hole in anyone but it was you i was thinking of
about 4 hours ago
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what gave me the ick the most was when i knew he was stalking my twitter likes and would start texting me just as soon as he saw i was awake. like im not ready to interact w the world but it was like clockwork and buddy no one needs to be watching me that closely
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David L. Strugar 🐸🖖🌈
about 14 hours ago
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Moby Dick
about 22 hours ago
of all tools used in the shadow of the moon, men are most apt to get out of order
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yes.
about 16 hours ago
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Bearded Stoner
about 16 hours ago
American liberals, welcome to being southern liberals.
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it’s this. i can’t do it. i annoy myself why would i wanna be with a man who annoys me lmao
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about 17 hours ago
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✨ Optimus Fine ✨
about 17 hours ago
oh yeah & i told yall a while back about the guy i had to leave outside because he argued me down that china wasnt in asia
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demotivational speaker. 💕🎄
about 17 hours ago
Some of yall may remember this story from last year but I got the ick when this guy fell into a trap door at a Haunted House. Pathetic 🙂↔️
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New Year same Ben Zajdel
about 17 hours ago
I think one of the most depressing things about this time, and there are many, is that it’s never been easier to get rich if you have no conscience or morals.
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derek guy
about 17 hours ago
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Grant Brisbee
about 17 hours ago
love to describe the world that we live in as "if tom clancy had a day drinking older brother"
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about 17 hours ago
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we toys can see e v e r y t h i n g
about 18 hours ago
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welp can’t text that guy anymore
about 18 hours ago
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taking my daily post it note of after work chores to do back to work with me tomorrow so i can cross out ‘tuesday 1/6’ and replace it w ‘wednesday 1/7’
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Charlie Warzel
about 18 hours ago
thrilled to say i dunno who this particular man is but ive found in general that people who talk like this in public tend to be people who are like incapable of doing their laundry on their own
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David
about 18 hours ago
Brother. You did not have to say this
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