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dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest, medium-tall
cocaine helicopter tonight, king?
about 5 hours ago
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QueenCityJamz
about 14 hours ago
Thinking abt the 76 Montreal Olympics rainbow beaver.
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Smooth Dunk
about 6 hours ago
gambling ads
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Ryan Nanni
about 6 hours ago
so if you’re a Cavs fan at this game are you keeping the promotional shirt
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Jason Ringer
about 6 hours ago
honestly thrilled for the knicks & their fans
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Luke O'Neil
2 days ago
I keep catching myself having this feeling that surely this cannot stand.
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Kim McCauley
about 8 hours ago
I am rooting for the Montreal Canadiens because they come from the only city in North America that is ok at building new rail infrastructure
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Wyatt Sinclair
about 8 hours ago
The Skyline every Friday:
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once again tempted to just give the fuck up lol
about 9 hours ago
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if i ever get a local fucking boyfriend it’s over for you hoes. watch me disappear completely. ✌️
about 9 hours ago
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Sarah Cupcakes
about 10 hours ago
It's called the BOTTOM of the 9th because the Royals are playing like ass.
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CJ Fogler
about 11 hours ago
The signs put up indicating Royals' P Michael Wacha strikeouts are very good
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Jake Eisenberg
about 11 hours ago
Most home runs ever at Kauffman Stadium: T-1. George Brett - 136 **T-1. Salvador Perez - 136**
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Chocotaco, Independent Champion
about 11 hours ago
kids today don't even know any who songs with no CSI series on the air
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we out here
about 13 hours ago
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Daniel Radosh
about 16 hours ago
I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh
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Rare bug photographed in Golden Gate Park pond: 'Total shock'
The elusive find had never been logged on iNaturalist before.
https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/golden-gate-park-leech-22270623.php
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not asking for a lot 🥲
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about 2 months ago
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yeah i’d pay the extra for rush shipping 👀
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about 1 month ago
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this is the wettest salad that has ever existed
about 14 hours ago
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my favorite steak salad isn’t on the menu anymore. recession indicator :(
about 14 hours ago
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hit me with a ‘too skinny,’ i have officially won this war
about 15 hours ago
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Jeremy Hammett
about 15 hours ago
My kid: “I got a pound of lead in Minecraft” Me: “What’s heavier a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?” My kid: “A pound of feathers…because you have to carry the weight of all those birds you killed.”
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i know better than to confirm plans with my mother through texting. i know this. come the fuck on sass
about 15 hours ago
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time to get back to the old me
about 16 hours ago
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
about 16 hours ago
Cat ✔️ Strawberry ✔️ Shrimp ✔️
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blaw
about 16 hours ago
"prediction market" is such an utterly fucking insane euphemism for "gambling on anything" that it feels like it should be regulated out of existence
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The Cleric
about 16 hours ago
The people who sponsored the Mercator projection.
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Mr Proctober
about 16 hours ago
Me being rich and famous is "95% done." The remaining 5% is focussed on becoming rich or famous, then the other one
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Good Trailcams
about 16 hours ago
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having lunch with my mom today but have a weird feeling i’m walking into an ambush.
about 16 hours ago
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Patrick M from Kansas City
about 17 hours ago
Cetacean needed
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Microplastics Sommelier
1 day ago
not sure why “rawdogging” is now a word we use for common experiences like riding the bus or whatever, i do pretty much all that stuff without a condom on anyway
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the things i would do to that man
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Peachtastic Peach Boba Cat
Alt: Peachtastic Peach Boba Cat
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1 day ago
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Ryan Boyd
1 day ago
Something good needs to happen
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Snack Queen Ann
2 days ago
Putting the fellas on notice now. Let me know if you're willing to donate ties to our school. We just opened up a boutique in my building and some of these kids don't own any dress clothes.
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Timothy Burke
1 day ago
pretty cool.
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full octane for me only, thanks
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1 day ago
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Kitten Begging
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David_j_roth
1 day ago
/Kiwi Accent "Victor Wembanyama. Wemby."
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white guy listening to Ruff Ryders' Anthem
1 day ago
Wemby: bon matin, mon chere Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama
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maybe i’ll pull some cards tonight. see what’s what
1 day ago
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no i hate the fucking zoe t mobile commercials how dare you bring those back
1 day ago
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avs fans in hell
3 days ago
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RT to save a life
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1 day ago
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uh
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1 day ago
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Jjinandtonic
3 days ago
Average bsky poster:
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reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself
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1 day ago
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merritt
1 day ago
"we would like to send you notifications" is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me
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